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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 11h
-50DKP if I can hear your clacky-ass keyboard in voice chat
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You throw a ball for your puppy, it harmlessly smacks him in the face. He pounces at the ball, missing, it rolls further away. He pounces again... Success! Lifting his head, proud of his catch, he does zoomies. You give chase, forgetting the horrors of the world for a few blissful moments.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
VPN? no, I just ran to Albania in the 13 seconds since I landed on your homepage.
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Working from home in a walkable city is great because you can walk past a petrol station without having a cardiac incident
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The wiki is really useful to answer some of these: mtg.wiki/page/Timing_... To answer this question: triggers that happen at the same time you can add to the stack in any order, but each player does so in APNAP order (whoevers turn it is adds theirs first, then go in turn order)
mtg.wiki
Timing and priority
Timing refers to the concept of when and in which order effects will happen.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
smiles are harder to come by these days. that's grinflation :(
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You fully resolve a stack item before moving on - Cast AA, put on stack - (Priority) - Resolve AA 1st part, 5 lands enter tapped - TE triggers x5, but do nothing yet - Finish resolving AA, untap those lands - Put TE triggers on stack in any order - (Priority) tap the lands - Resolve top TE trigger
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"roguelike slot machine deck builder" Absolutely not. No thank you.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My guess is the thicker border can move, although I'm not entirely sure why. Perhaps the thin one feels more like scenery than physics. Some suggestions: Brighter shading Blue/grey hues Solid colours, no mottling
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
An alien's take on the Bayeux Tapestry.
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Zoe Washburne Rebel Scum @zoewashburne.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel, we see two stick figures. Text above them labels one as "book smart" and one as "street smart".
In the second panel we zoom out and see the two stick figures in nature next to a tree. There is a sign pointing out of the panel that says "LIFE".
In the third panel we see the street smart stick figure take the hand of the book smart stick figure. The street smart stick figure says "Come, I will guide you".
In the fourth panel we zoom out again and see the two stick figures walking in the direction of the "LIFE" sign. The book smart street figure looks back at the tree as they are walking and says, "I know a lot of facts about that tree".
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Peanut butter on crumpets. Unparalleled.
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Irregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Think I've just found my next commander deck
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Googly Eyes on Yu-Gi-Oh Cards @googly-oh.neocities.org · 28/08/2026
Mystic Potato with googly eyes
the yugioh card mystic potato with googly eyes edited on itsame as before but the googly eyes are much smaller
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Mmmmm cake
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People dumb enough to preorder games should be banned from voting
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gaslighting Jehovah's Witnesses that God has a soft G
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎶 DOWN, DOWN, DOWN BY THE RIVERRRRRR 🎶
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lmao! Waiting for "Trump announces invasion Canada"
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I joked that they should make a compiler that fixes the errors it finds. Microslop are probably already trying 🤢
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Your dog shouldn't be approaching another animal without your permission. That includes strangers, especially children. If you need a lead/leash to enforce that - use one! It is not "well trained" just because it hasn't bitten anything. Yet.
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/08/2026
Chiitan loves and respects transgender people🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Lately, even saying this will get you criticized and slandered In today’s world the crackdown has grown even stricter, and it wants to divide everyone into just male and female But a world where they can live peacefully as themselves matters more🤍🌈
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
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The Muznick @the-muznick.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I haven't said this in a while so I guess I need to say it again. Gamers! Video game corporations (such as Sony, Nintendo, Rockstar, Microslop, Blizzard etc.) ARE NOT YOUR FRIEND! You don't need to defend them, they have armies of lawyers to do that. Also simping for corps in 2026 is a gross look.
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Tough Though Through Thorough None of these rhyme in my dialect. Cursed language.
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Jimmy Gaspero @jimmygaspero.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Could everyone please wish Sir Barry Barkington a very happy 2nd birthday and tell him what a good boy he is.
It’s my Golden Retriever Sir Barry Barkington!
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Penk @penk.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hundred of years of plundering the colonies of spices for this magnificence.
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Safely Endangered @safelyendangered.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Well done Binface! 26.9% is better than I'd hoped, and pretty fucking embarrassing for that tosser who was too scared to show up.
Clacton by-election result

Reform UK Nigel Farage 22,239
Count Binface Party Count Binface 9,455
Rejoin EU John Stevens 492

(Lower results have been cropped from picture)
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
For thousands of years, a solar eclipse has been a prophetic harbinger of a spectacular, epoch-making event. Just saying. #VoteBinface #Clacton
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Not been to Bloodstock since pre-covid. I'm like a kid on Christmas eve! Supposed to be up in 5 hours!
Lineup poster for Bloodstock open air festival. Heavy metal band logos, in white print, litter the black page. Headline acts include Saxon, Lamb of God, and Judas Priest. Large red text at the bottom reads "weekend tickets sold out". 
www.bloodstock.uk.com
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I'm an antinatalist, and you should be too, because who wants to live through whatever nightmare hellscape this is leading to?
Graph showing global average temperature change. Starting with blue, negative values, increasing steadily from around 1970. It turns red around 1985 as it moves into positive values, increasing steadily to today with a very dark red/black at 0.9 celcius.
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Meeting someone using the same IDE font is like meeting someone wearing the same band t-shirt
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Stop working for publicly traded companies. Share price matters more than you.
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
NapSnap - Score points by snapping players sleeping, but don't get snapped yourself or you'll lose your hard earned points! Tag your home address to join the fun!
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Anything that gives a definitive rank or score inevitably attracts toxic behaviour.
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Paedophiles very frequently get stabbed in uk prisons. Make of that what you will :) www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Tate brothers arrested in US as further UK charges take total to 59
The Crown Prosecution Service says it has requested their extradition from the US, while their lawyer says they are innocent.
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It's a nice that, when I go to visit the family dog, my parents are living in his house
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Maybe he's just having a bad day :(
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Design. I can happily do Regex, concurrency, task switching when interrupted, debugging other people's spaghetti - all the common complaints you hear - but ask me to design a new feature and I really struggle. My brain just doesn't work that way.
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Increasingly apparent that it doesn't matter what party or who the PM is, at the end of the day the rich and powerful pull strings and dictate major policy.
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Blex @blexious1.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The real winner of this world cup is Haaland's agent
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