Reposted by Joe.CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I guess I'm a Kasey Musgraves fan now? 623261268
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Shout out to buddy in the fresh Jordan’s and the ankle monitor. This Chuck E Cheese is better for your fashion choices. 020
Reposted by Joe.Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Wife accused me of not wanting to discuss the elephant in the room. Dummy. If there was an elephant in this room it's the only thing I'd want to talk about. It would be a welcome distraction. What I'm actually avoiding discussing is our loveless marriage. 310721
Reposted by Joe.Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026As a universal rule everything that you want for Palestinian people, I want that for you 35114
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I’m not convinced anyone who isn’t an employer has ever purchased papa John’s pizza. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This is… initially annoying but I honestly wish more people would make it obvious I don’t need to know them. 020
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 24/02/2026This is what Viv said to the Rodeo Dr sales clerks. They also didn’t care. 000
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’ve been to 4 Goodwills in 4 days. I’ve completely refreshed my wardrobe for like $95. Exhilarating. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 21/02/2026These whistles are SO LOUD. They print super fast. Make some. Give them to cool local businesses to pass out. makerworld.com/models/22441... 020
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I am 46 years old and I made this silly chain in my den and I’ve never been happier in my life than I am right now even though the world is worlding. Find joy in people and moments and shared energy. Thank you void into which I shout for receiving me. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 08/02/2026…this is the 12th time my Patriots have played on a Super Bowl Sunday in my life. We do not deserve this. We are definitely the evil empire. That’s why even though we shouldn’t win tonight I think we might. Because in this timeline the bad guys stay winning. I just happened to be born into it. 😀 000
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Idk just spitballing but maybe if like… not rich people of every color organized and collectively looked out for one another it seems like the billionaires might be in trouble. Please don’t execute me in my bed, @fbi - I’m just playing. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Fuck ice. I can 3D print very loud ice whistles. Does anyone have a place I can distribute these? 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Winter Olympic Event Suggestion: Downhill Release of the Epstein Files. 031
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 13/01/2026People are dying from malnourishment. Take heart however… 051
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 04/01/2026A commercial on my television just said “brace your urethra for turbulence.” I’m 99% sure that just happened. Am I having a stroke? 110
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Ah shit did I wake up to a new war? I was hyped for Saturday. 020
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 02/01/2026I got on hinge for the first time in my life. First dating app actually. This is… a fucking weird environment. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 01/01/20262025 was a crazy year and there were dramatic life changes for me. I lost my first best friend - my mom in January and ended my marriage of 17 years in August But I enter 2026 optimistic as hell If you’re readying this, unclench your shoulders. You’ll figure this stress out. You always do. Stretch 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/04/2025This Trump financial crisis is the worst since the last Trump financial crisis. 051
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Sir Mix A Lot would be disappointed that my baby was born without a back. 041
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 26/03/2025This doesn’t not look like a weird PCI-E card with a Mina Kimes on it. 020
Reposted by Joe.Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 11/03/2025GOOD MORNING FELLOW CITIZENS OF TRUMPMERICA! Today, Beloved Leader faced down the WAR DOGS of The Venomous Canadian Globalist State and DECLARED HIS WONDROUS TARIFFS UPON THEM! Celebrate, citizens! He has GLORIOUSLY RAISED the costs of their goods and soon the Hockey Loving Filth will be ours. 24987191
Reposted by Joe.Amanda Knox @amandaknox.com · 03/03/2025This is just to say I have sold the democracy that was in the Constitution and which you were probably hoping would save you Forgive me it made me so rich and so cold 1435449
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Mr Morale and the Big Steppers will be remembered as the most important album of a generation. 000
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Kath opened for Patton Oswalt in Indianapolis and stole the entire damn show. I was so impressed. Excited to find her here. Follow her - my hundreds of porn bots that might see this. 120
Reposted by Joe.Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 25/02/2025Saw a cybertruck and my son asked why Elon Musk would think that looked good and I said "remember that drug they gave you at the hospital when you broke your arm, and you got scared and said everyone had 4 eyes? he takes that all the time" 535310909
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 23/02/2025The greatest lie the devil ever told was that the Cold War ended. 021
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 23/02/2025Stop recording and start getting detained with her. These are strangers assaulting a woman in public and nobody is helping her because they are assuming these men are allowed to do this. Make them assert themselves. Press the issue. Make them draw guns. That’s where we are now. You ready to fight? 020
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Omg I can actually contribute to one of these things with original content. What’s your sign? 021
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Robin Thicke looks like if Nick Lachey were 10% Percocet. 000
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I don’t have the stomach to put this audio over videos of these traitors beating bLuE LiVeS literally to death. But someone does. 000
Reposted by Joe.Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 15/02/2025This is Trump telling us he's going to violate the laws and call it patriotism. He's done it before. Remember January 6th? 1016953
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 12/02/2025People who grew alligator in bathtub urge alligator to respect bathtub. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Every day is a constitutional crisis. At what point does ignoring the constitution stop being called a crisis? He’s DEFYING it. 000
