Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Can you imagine spending a dollar at anything that says Trump on it? It isn’t normal. It’s like a Cyber Truck. Even if you had a brain injury and thought they were cool - they’ve become a political statement. “Where are you guys staying?” The Trump “…oh.” 020
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 30/04/2026I did some fact checking. This is in Indiana. I’m glad my gas prices are down. 1325517
Reposted by Joe.CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I guess I'm a Kasey Musgraves fan now? 623261268
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/04/2026It’s been awhile - but your recommendation goes hard. Thank you. 110
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 06/04/2026I appreciate this a lot. This must be amazing for you and for them. 1150
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I’m gonna do Prosecco because I’ll drink enough that champagne will become cost prohibitive 110
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Shout out to buddy in the fresh Jordan’s and the ankle monitor. This Chuck E Cheese is better for your fashion choices. 020
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 15/03/2026It’s the only person who would take about garden state with him 130
Reposted by Joe.Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Wife accused me of not wanting to discuss the elephant in the room. Dummy. If there was an elephant in this room it's the only thing I'd want to talk about. It would be a welcome distraction. What I'm actually avoiding discussing is our loveless marriage. 310721
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 10/03/2026You can run hamsters along the rear wheel lip. I want it. 010
Reposted by Joe.Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026As a universal rule everything that you want for Palestinian people, I want that for you 35114
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/03/2026There is a mansion in Indianapolis that Restoration Hardware had to buy because no human person in this city could afford it - it was time share money. 000
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/03/2026You know Hamilton was an interesting play but in retrospect are we really honoring a man that openly cheated? And also did a capitalism? Plus Lin Manuel Miranda was curt with my cousins friends nephew on the train. 060
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Just pour champagne into vodka and call it a day. Add celery. 020
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Claude is writing it now. Sorry Claude wrote it now. It is bad. 041
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The national shortage of whipped cream canisters, driven by Silicon Valley biohackers microdosing dairy foam for “cognitive stacking,” is now jeopardizing the structural integrity of Midwestern pumpkin pies ahead of Thanksgiving. 011
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/02/2026I’m not convinced anyone who isn’t an employer has ever purchased papa John’s pizza. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 25/02/2026This is… initially annoying but I honestly wish more people would make it obvious I don’t need to know them. 020
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 24/02/2026This is what Viv said to the Rodeo Dr sales clerks. They also didn’t care. 000
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 21/02/2026I’ve been to 4 Goodwills in 4 days. I’ve completely refreshed my wardrobe for like $95. Exhilarating. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 21/02/2026These whistles are SO LOUD. They print super fast. Make some. Give them to cool local businesses to pass out. makerworld.com/models/22441... 020
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I am 46 years old and I made this silly chain in my den and I’ve never been happier in my life than I am right now even though the world is worlding. Find joy in people and moments and shared energy. Thank you void into which I shout for receiving me. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 08/02/2026…this is the 12th time my Patriots have played on a Super Bowl Sunday in my life. We do not deserve this. We are definitely the evil empire. That’s why even though we shouldn’t win tonight I think we might. Because in this timeline the bad guys stay winning. I just happened to be born into it. 😀 000
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Idk just spitballing but maybe if like… not rich people of every color organized and collectively looked out for one another it seems like the billionaires might be in trouble. Please don’t execute me in my bed, @fbi - I’m just playing. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Fuck ice. I can 3D print very loud ice whistles. Does anyone have a place I can distribute these? 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Winter Olympic Event Suggestion: Downhill Release of the Epstein Files. 031
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Drop your promo code Also - get a circle cutter and make them into 1:1 buttons with a button press and sell them to zoomers as ViNtAgE tHrIfT artifacts on depop. Buy Taylor’s jet. 010
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 13/01/2026People are dying from malnourishment. Take heart however… 051
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 04/01/2026This is the bearded barley sixpence none the richer sang of 051
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 04/01/2026A commercial on my television just said “brace your urethra for turbulence.” I’m 99% sure that just happened. Am I having a stroke? 110
Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 04/01/2026There’s an iPhone app called Tailor. It makes it easy. If we were dating girl, I’d get you ad free upgrade. 200
