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Joe.

@bleakfuture.bsky.social
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Indianapolis. 46 - big ole nerd. Do not feed.

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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I did some fact checking. This is in Indiana. I’m glad my gas prices are down.
$4.99 gas in Indiana
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It’s been awhile - but your recommendation goes hard. Thank you.
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Normalize Regular Watch Weekends
Seagull ST1963 nerdy boy watch that is purposely not a smart watch on a guys wrist in a car
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
This is… initially annoying but I honestly wish more people would make it obvious I don’t need to know them.
A car sticker that says I heart catturd - it’s the catturd2 avi from twitter
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
These whistles are SO LOUD. They print super fast. Make some. Give them to cool local businesses to pass out. makerworld.com/models/22441...
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I am 46 years old and I made this silly chain in my den and I’ve never been happier in my life than I am right now even though the world is worlding. Find joy in people and moments and shared energy. Thank you void into which I shout for receiving me.
A middle aged man with a salt and pepper beard in cheap promotional sunglasses and a Patriots hat wearing a gorgeous blue hoodie and 3D printed oversized Patriots charm on a white Cuban link chain
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
People are dying from malnourishment. Take heart however…
Science ars technica
You can now reserve a hotel room on the Moon
for $250,000
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I’ve not ever done hinge before. This is absolutely how I’m using it.
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I wish this were ai or a meme or something but it’s all real.
A photoshopped meme of Trump promoting Tesla, holding a pricing sheet. Speech bubbles say “As low as $299/mo” and Elon’s child saying, “Sell boy, I want a robot mom.”
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Here internet. I made this for you.
A photoshopped meme of Trump promoting Tesla, holding a pricing sheet. Speech bubbles say “As low as $299/mo” and Elon’s child saying, “Sell boy, I want a robot mom.”
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Your store is truly very cute. And I know you’ll ❤️ this and that will give me a bit of probably toxic dopamine but what the fuck, right? Anyhow I’ve been telling my friends about it all night. Okay have the best Sunday.
This is a text message of me telling a friend about this very cute store - the words aren’t pertinent but the message is enthusiastic. 

Hey screen readers. Hi. Heart emoji.
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
I’m responsive to this situation. I have just what the doctor ordered. Look at this sign I saw today. All better.
GAS STATION 

EXPERIENCE, guy hiring
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Omg I can actually contribute to one of these things with original content. What’s your sign?
TEMPORARILY OUT OF SERVICE

SORRY FOR THE INCONTINENCE
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
People who grew alligator in bathtub urge alligator to respect bathtub.
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
We should tell him something on day every.
Tom Morello of Rage Against the Machine fame over a black backdrop with an upside down American Flag saying Nazi Lives Don’t Matter
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
In the Super Bowl I’m rooting for Kendrick Lamar.
Kendrick Lamar and GNX hat pins on a blue dodgers hat.
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Post this pic Rednote challenge!!
Chinese man stands in front of tank in Tianamen Square
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Clocking in to hate Drake.
Me. In an OVHOE shirt.
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
When I was a kid I read a Christopher Pike book for YA that I still think about. Y’all really missed out on Christopher Pike.
Christopher Pike Whisper of Death Book Cober - 90’s font and color scheme with death on a highway pointing the way to a scared couple
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
My friends son finished my custom AF1’s and I’m in love
Customized cell shaded Nike AF1’sCustomized cell shaded Nike AF1’s
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
I’ve been posting this a lot lately.
EVERYTHING I DONT LIKE IS WOKE book cover 

Subtitled a basic guide for dickheads 

A young man points to an engine and says “this engine is woke”
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
You said you’re making a huhwhat?
Wilford Brimley from Cocoon
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
This season of America is reruns already.
Lin Manuel Miranda from In The Heights as Usnavi - a play about Puerto Ricans losing power in Washington Heights over a caption saying Massive blackout leaves most of Puerto Rico without power ahead of New Year festivities
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Do you have any more stories that makes my stomach gurgle from a mix of loathing, anxiety and failure? They truly are my favorite.
BUSINESS INSIDER 

meet the older Americans who saved too much for retirement
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
What a time to be alive. My car drives itself so I can make weird things. The song is ‘When I Was Your Age’
A dummy using his phone while a robot drives Old dude in front of his house with a boombox and a weird al off the deep end album cover
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Imagine getting bullied online so you buy online and people just bully you worse on your own line.
Elon Musk complaining that he constantly gets insulted on Twitter
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
I have the kindest kid I’ve ever met. I do not know how I got this lucky.
My kid being so kind. 10yr old with a wu tang shirt and backwards dodgers cap in a hospital room with a surgical mask
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Yes well… a lot of people aren’t really into most good things. You know what a lot of people like?
McDonald’s sign reading Billions & Billions Served but McDonalds fucking sucks so it’s ironic that they would serve billions of people since they aren’t even really legally food I don’t think
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
“I should do a podcast exploring the lyrics of Reincarnated by Kendrick Lamar. I should take some notes to build the outline.” 2 days later. I have some editing to do.
Word Count 

20,195
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Have you listened to Doechii’s tiny desk, btw? youtu.be/-91vymvIH0c?...
Hobo Johnson Tiny Desk above Doechii
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Here you go. I’ll start.
Old man stares at cloud
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Christmas to and from Kendrick Lamar, SZA and Doechii
Joe Pesci saying bing bop boom boom boom bop bam a la Kendrick Lamar in the song Peekaboo.
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
A terrible image with a rainbow and comic sans that says graphic design is my passion with a clip art cat (remember clip art?)
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I didn’t randomly decide to try drawing with my Apple Pencil - I was inspired.
Luigi in a cell
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Guys my son got his formal autism diagnosis yesterday - which is great news and we’ve been waiting for the doors that will unlock - but he is now medically a picky eater? Does this mean I can demand emotional support Grilled Cheeses at fancy restaurants now?
Your Diagnosis 
Global developmental delay 
Austism spectrum disorder 
Picky Eater
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
My Apple Pencil pro has me trying to learn procreate
Bad art Luigi drawn on iPad
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
My Kendrick Lamar concert hat is going to be so nerdy and cool
pgLAng hat design with times new Roman pg and ng and the LA is the dodgers logo

Pg lang
Kendrick Lamar
Mr Morale
GNXGNX badge hat pin Crown of thorns STL file
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Yes. I am with you. I have work computing - which is this offensive mess that makes complete sense to me I have travel work computing which he my iPad And I have kickback computing which is the iPad in Stage Manager
A colossal mess of LG 32” 4K monitors, El Gato key lights, iPhone 13 mini for continuity camera and a Mac mini pro - a couple Shure MV7X mics and Alesia mixer.
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
It’s such a good computer. When I take it off the Magic Keyboard I marvel at thinness.
iPad Pro in profile
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Good luck not thinking of him now.
Definitely not Jack Nicholson
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I still have this dudes.
George Michael looking steamily at YOU. Yes you.
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
We skate to one song, and one song only.
A CD that says “songs I will eat you out to” 

The girl says “I don’t know what to say” with an emoji with heart eyes (editors note: is this really a heart eyes scenario?) 

The funny assumedly boy says “it’s 12 hours of Cotton Eyed Joe”
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
CULATER
One Crazy Summer boat with the Ferrari rear end
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Everything reminds me of him
Luigi’s Mansion video game cover
 where video game Luigi is being tormented by ghosts (not the nipple type - the spectral critter)
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
as soon as his gf transfers to Syracuse
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Cookout is the obvious survival winner if only one fast food place can survive - just based on things like the quesadilla hack.
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
The first time a kid says he needs to speak to his uncle, not him.
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
After his first recruiting visit with a prospects 3 uncles
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
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Joe. @bleakfuture.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
I resign as HC of UNC - BB written on a napkin
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