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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Any time I watch Aaron Rodgers play
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American Dad: Look How Old You Are
Alt: American Dad: Look How Old You Are
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
MEATCUBE
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Ste Johnson @steillustrates.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Today is the 36th Anniversary of The Best of Both Worlds Part 2 - so gotta wheel this out again - can i get 100 reposts (unsubtle hint 😜) This poster was a long long time in the making but it's one of the few painting's I've done that I'm actually proud of. #startrek #thebestofbothworlds #fanart
A fan art poster painting for The Best of Both Worlds from the 1990 two parter of Star Trek The Next Generation

A Painting of captain picard being assimilated surrounded by 6 borg
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If it's forgotten, is it really the "best ever made"?
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Scene from Super Troopers when the local PD is talking to a guy who appears to be in sexual Congress with a bear (it's a costume)
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"Give me the wheelchair with the smallest wheels physically possible"
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Look babe, we can finally have kids to match our THX 1138 themed home
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hotsietozzi @hotsietozzi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I don’t get out much, but I absolutely got out for this. Thank you @rifftrax.com @billcorbett.bsky.social #mst3k #stingofdeath #oliveloaf
View from inside a dark movie theater. On the screen is a title card with text and a still from the movie “Space Mutiny”
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why is the herald of AI doomsday Harry Potter?
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment
ALT: Archer's Iconic 'Uh, Phrasing?' Moment
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
IT WAS FUCKING 1969!
Screen cap from the 1969 Spider-Man film with the text "The 1969 Spider-Man movie had zero CGI, and it was.... interesting"
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Someone told RFK Jr. that peptides were fake bullshit
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This just made my day 1000% better
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Backer Exclusive First Look: New MST3K Theme and Intro!
YouTube video by RiffTrax
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 27/08/2026
Here are the ACTUAL hands of fate
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sometimes I’ll open threads and immediately be hit with truths I never would expect to find there.
A Threads post by somebody called Georgie Porgie and it says no browse tomorrow for anybody tits at half mast for Dolly
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly Parton's breasts were actually normal sized, but appeared larger due to her overflowing heart.
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Andyblarg @andyblarg.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This video took me literally an entire month, but I finally finished it!!! This is for all the MST3K fans in the world. And I know my art isn't that great, but I still pushed myself to make something fantastic.
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 21/08/2026
Things done changed. #greatesttrek #startrek #friendsofdesoto #fods
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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸 @resistrebelrevolt.net · 18/08/2026
This made me laugh so hard I cried. 🤣😂 Woman tricked 3,400 MAGA into buying a blank book entitled "Biblical Proof That Trump Will Save America" and told them God said only the special ones can read it, so if it's blank for you - take it up with God.
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Clayton Tucker @claytontuckertx.com · 17/08/2026
Organized people rose up and fought back. Thank you to all the Texans who organized themselves to help stop this. But our fight isn’t over. Organized money will try again, so we need you to vote in November.
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This might be the most wholesome political ad I've seen in a long time
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Sara B 🖖🏼 @vanislandsara.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Back at it!! Nearing the finish! What iconic Trek scene should I do next?! #StarTrek #fanart #embroidery #StarTrekTNG
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This month's $15+ Patreon reward: sketch cards of Columbo with "just one more" thing added.
TNG episode with the giant Columbo, Columborine, Columbo during the events of 1984, Why so Columberious?
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Greatest Trek and The Greatest Generation @greatesttrek.com · 09/08/2026
Rejoice! Another wondrous day at #STLV is at hand! #greatesttrek #startrek #friendsofdesoto
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Has anyone at #STLV told Rick Berman that he sucks yet?
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
PLEASE STOP REPOSTING THIS GARBAGE! There are multiple studies showing that solar panels in crop fields improve yields, reduce ground temps and help keep moisture in the plants. Car parks are a tiny amount of area and shouldn't be they only place we put solar.
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Elaine Chao: "Senator McConnell has been released. He's ready to go"
Senator McConnell in his beeping chair.
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PDX Hackerspace @pdxhackerspace.org · 06/08/2026
Connor Weller’s KNOB 2.1 was one of our demos at Teardown, an awesome homegrown programmable media controller and macropad that was the first ever to support high resolution scrolling - you can check it out and even buy one at baselinedesign.tech @baseline-design.bsky.social
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"That squares my breasts!"
Scene from ROBOT RUMPUS as seen on MST3K
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Captain Cabinets @samebattime.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Badly thought through movie tie ins #382
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Johnny English Johnnyenglish
Alt: Rowan Atkinson is Johnny English
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Tess Fowler Gutierrez @tessfowler.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
They're landing!!
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Without any context, listen to the last 5 seconds of this clip, and ask yourself who he's talking about.
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Gonna tell my kids this was Sam Altman
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Some of my humor hasn't made it past the sixth grade
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I certainly love my health insurance company begging me to tell them who to sue for the cost of my health care.
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Just watching the 30yr recap of the Daily Show and holy fuck is it depressing once you get past 2016.
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Always love to watch some early Ryan Gosling.
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 11/07/2026
Going to spread the gay Star Trek agenda.
Photo of a Star Trek TNG phaser with a rainbow-hued body.
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
So which actors didn't "understand the assignment"?
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'll take "statements that could only be written in 2026" for 200, Alex
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I spoke to my old friend Mitch McConnell this morning, the senior Senator from Kentucky. He’s still recovering in the hospital. We talked for just shy of 20 seconds
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Alt: That scene in Indiana Jones where the Nazi comes back from the beach that makes you old.
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
If only someone had told us Jewish Space Lasers was going to be a thing....
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How Israel's Space-Based Laser Weapons Could Transform Future Warfare | Firstpost America | N18G
YouTube video by Firstpost
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Due to a clerical error, instead of anbo jyutsu we will be demonstrating hambone jyutsu. We expect it to be a no slaps barred red-palmed jamming good time
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I asked 5 pastors which level of hell I'm going to and they all said the same thing
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Be excited about someone as much as this girl is at a World Cup game.
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Blast HardCheese @blasthardcheese.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let's see how the shrimp discourse vs. AI generated beluga discourse is going....
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