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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 8m

The only thing more pathetic than dating an LLM is doing it on Muse.

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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28m

This month’s sticker design for Patreon!

Medieval style rendering of Godzilla in front of a cloud of smoke and fire, with text written in red gothic letters that says “Go ahead and destroy the data centers, Godzilla. Make the people happy.”

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 1h

This image from the NEO Home Robots site looks like a promotional image for late 80s/early 90s sitcom about a lovable loser and his robot sidekick.

A normal looking white guy with curly hair in a fuzzy gray sweater stands back-to-back with a humanoid robot with a soft white body and gray face that only has two camera eyes that is clearly designed to seem non-threatening. Both are crossing their arms.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 1h

Forgot to update yesterday. Kind of a trying day because it was very busy and I had a lot of actual work to do. New game starts in two hours.

The customer BINGO card with most boxes x'd off and one win down the I column.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 2h

Really wish Aldi would chill with the hostility towards customer service workers. It's cool if you want to portray your competitors as sadistically raising prices, but you don't need to portray their workers as assholes who enjoy ripping customers off. The real villains are in the C-suite, fuckos.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 4h

Talking to the manager is literally the only way they know how to solve problems.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 12h

I found this guy at work today. Maybe I'll go for it.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 13h

So someone else already made this, right?

The Clayface graphic but with Susan Dell's weird face.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 17h

Daria's the villain actually. You're not supposed to identify with her.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 23h

Used to be one for me but I had to spell it out so many times at my old job that I got used to it.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

One word I never could spell right is "calender".

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Heading into another weekend (at least I'm off Monday). Let's do a BINGO I guess.

A customer BINGO card with the following squares:

Calls you by the name of the store

Sick kid

Trying to ask a question while their partner won't shut the fuck up

Complains or asks question near you but not to you

Refers to someone that works there as an "employee"

Carrying too much shit to not have a cart

Makes or leaves a gross smell
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Shows you a pic of what they're looking for

Uses stock or display to make cart more comfortable

Asks if item is available online

Asks for price on clearly priced item

Running commentary on products or store

Leaves something gross

Political T-shirt or hat

Complains to you about something you have no control over

Mimes the item they're looking for

Asks you where to pay

Halfheartedly or ineffectively tries to discipline their kid(s)

Fucks with display

Assumes that either you'll jump out of the way or they'll phase through you

Disney Adult

Walks away while you're talking

Merchandise run over or stepped on

Management is unhelpful

Product on floor

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm not scared of getting my colonoscopy, I'm scared of making the phone call to schedule my colonoscopy.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

People calling out of work to play GTA VI is the closest we're going to get to an actual general strike.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

From the makers of the Tormental Dam®

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Gonna start marketing the Condoom®: Contraception for supervillains™

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Nevermind, they just rerouted it to Netflix.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh no, I think my flight's about to get cancelled!

An airplane saying "You're not even allowed to make jokes anymore. God forbid you offended the blue-haired they/thems!"

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don't know why it just hit me that the "What's a bajoyna?" kid from Baseketball played Frasier's son on Frasier.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Jesus, things got dark in Mayberry.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

So this REALLY made my coworker's day, so I did actually end up finding out who this kid is for her.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Wait, is this like a lead actor in stuff? Like something other than a Dove Men+Care ad?

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Fuck, how am I ever going to determine where I stand politically if I don't know where whoever the fuck Glen Powell is stands!?

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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Melanie is Right, don’t bother with Bezos….

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I really hope nobody ruins this by explaining what's happening here.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

GUYS, YOUR PERSONAL ANGELS ARE WATCHING BUT YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SUMMON THEM, HOLY SHIT, GET THIS FUCKING BIBLE NOW!!!!!!

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Guys, you have to get it now before the evil people who control everything who you won't know who they are until you buy the book take the site down!!!

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Guys, the ones on Amazon aren't real, you can only get it from this one specific site or you're not getting the full, uncensored version, hopefully they have some left.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Live broadcast of an execution is yet another thing you'd see in the background of a heavy-handed dystopian sci-fi movie and roll your eyes at how unsubtle it was.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Guys, it holds the truth to who really holds the power in the world, what they tried to hide from us, and how to call your personal Angel into service. It's got 22 more books than the regular Bible so you know it's more better!

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Oh my God, just got this hilarious ad on YouTube with horrible AI Lego people for something called "The Ethiopian Bible". It looks a lot like Scientology meets Mormonism meets Evangelism. Is this the cooky religious for a new generation?

A Lego priest reading The Ethiopian Bible which is glowing in his hands.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Reddit definitely has a problem with satire I've noticed. Also, don't know how they expected a plethora of joke types in that short an article.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Reddit definitely has a problem with satire I've noticed. Also, don't know how they expected a plethora of joke types in that short an article.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

These things are way mo' trouble than they're worth.

VIDEO: Waymo takes Tampa passengers into oncoming Bucs game traffic

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

In the future, the class divide will be between people who were raised by AI because their parents had to work multiple jobs and those who were raised by AI because their parents couldn't be fucked to be around them.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I know, it's too real to be funny. Satire needs to be more ridiculous.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I wanna know what he's looking at, because it's definitely not his wife nor her cookies.

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Blame Tag 🏷️ @blametag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Wondering what kind of guy would want you to stop hunting Nazis 🤔

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