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Satire🩵by Onion’s Scott Dikkers, Simpsons’ Mike Reiss, Alexandra Billings, Steve Hofstetter +Featured on Queerty by The Daily Show’s Carson Mlnarik & The Dan Patrick Show. Hacked@250K followers. Hire me for marketing services! www.linktr.ee/youreadygrandma

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a…
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Supreme Court Says Trump Can Deport Anyone Via SpaceX Rocket
“We all call space our home. So, legally, aren’t we all considered aliens?” -Justice Clarence Thomas
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Alexandra Billings @alexandrabillings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Can anyone help me understand the MAGA Cult? Asking for a friend.
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🚨‼️👉Google Gemini says AI Could Fix the World TODAY!!!👈 Billionaires BLOCK it from happening.
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🤬YOU’RE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH👇According to economic development models, allocating just 4% of billionaire wealth annually could fully fund the following global initiatives. (Click to expand)
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You’re more than one type of curious 🧐
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ooops! No microphone😳🤣
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They lied during their Senate confirmation hearings. They should be impeached; lying constitutes perjury and/or high crimes and misdemeanors.
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
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maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
President Obama, "Imagine if I had pulled Fox News's credentials from the White House Press corp. You're laughing but this is what's happening" "Who are we as a country and what values do we stand for?"
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Shefali Luthra @shefali.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Big news: The family of Tierra Walker, who died after she couldn't get an abortion, is suing a slate of Texas actors in state court, including AG Ken Paxton. They say the state ban is unconstitutional. This is the first suit of its kind. 19thnews.org/2026/09/texa...
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Tierra Walker died after she couldn’t get an abortion. Her family is suing Ken Paxton
The case, filed Tuesday, argues that Texas’ near-total abortion ban violates the state and U.S. Constitutions, which “prohibit state actors from killing their citizens.”
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/09/2026
Bless this wonderful daughter for calling out her MAGA mother. We need more of this please.
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Daughter REALIZES Who Her Mom REALLY Is
This daughter HAD it with her mother and called her OUT for it. More like this, please! Subscribe and join the Rebellion: https://TheGodShow.com/subscribe
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Mark Crail @markcrail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Rich people more likely to steal children’s sweets, finds Ig Nobel prize-winning study
We round up the winners at awards for achievements that ‘first make people laugh and then make them think’
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️
Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This really frees up my budget!
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Centers for Disease Control is advising consumers to ignore RFK Jr. after many Americans noticed Taco Bell lettuce was significantly cheaper than the GLP-1 weight loss drugs and came with a prolonged vacation from work in the bathroom. Story continues in comments👇
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/07/2026
What To Know About Cyclosporiasis theonion.com/what-to-know-about-cyc…
Q: How many cases have been recorded?

A: Oh, the CDC doesn’t do that anymore.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 16/07/2026
Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
🤣Watch: it’s just Lindsey Graham in women’s clothing, still refusing to actually come out.
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/06/2026
Grandma Aired Out In Yard theonion.com/grandma-aired-out-in-y…
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Area Matriarch Encouraged To Take In The Fresh Breeze
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Are we testing because we’re about to party, or did McConnell overdose? 🙃OHhhh… BOTH!?!?
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Been getting some awesome followers lately. Steve Hofstetter and now…
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You Ready Grandma @youreadygrandma.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Morherfucker you are the invader!
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