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Keezy Young🌼 @keezyyoung.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
WE HAVE ACHIEVED FRIENDSHIP WITH BOTH THE CLOUD KITTIES 🎉
two cloud kitties, one white and one orange, laying in the grass
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
we fucked up as a society by deciding that the arts and math/science are opposite and adversarial things. if i told you how much everything is part of everything else you'd throw up
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Nikki / Nikon 🔜 MFF @nik.dog · 08/02/2024
Fresh coat of paint for the newskies
Big Dogs from the 90’s
If you can’t surf with the Furries Stay off BlueSky
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 03/09/2024
“marvin gaye’s clueless ass”
screenshot of someone’s spotify playlist titled “marvin gaye’s clueless ass.” songs include “what’s going on,” “what’s happening brother,” “when did you stop loving me,” “where are we going,” “i don’t know why,” and “why did i choose you”
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
look at this....
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Robson Michel @robmichel.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Well, why not start posting old art since 2015? Here is Sheilla, from the old DnD cartoon.
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Birder K @birderk.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Another good night of migration setting up in the east tonight! #birds #fall #migration
BirdCast map showing 406.6 million birds in flight at 9:20pm EDT. Migration is concentrated in the eastern part of the states and headed south. The sunset line is still visible from west of Texas up to North Dakota.NEXRAD radar map with birds and weather on the radar.
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SKELLYTON @pizzalawyer420.bsky.social · 03/09/2024
Cowboy is being so sweet to Macready it's absolutely ADORABLE - here we have him gently holding the tug rope but not tugging so Macready thinks he's winning 🥹🥹🥹
All: Cowboy and Macready tug rope
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yuko @aidosaur.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
OK WAIT one last thing about the Elden Ring zine!!!! If you pick it up I'd love it if you read it in 2-page spread mode, it's designed to be looked at like it's a book! ok thank you please enjoy! johnnywander.itch.io/third-imp
LEFT:
Panel 1:
Blaidd the half-wolf: There's a festival in Caelid, want to join me?

Panel 2: Close on Percy
Percy: is this a date

Panel 3: Closer on Percy
Percy: ARE WE DATING

Caption: Blaidd Dating Simulator 2K22

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Panel 1: Blaidd and Percy in a blasted battlefield

Panel 2: "this date sucks..."

Caption: blaidd dating sim going poorly...
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ana de armas na gira de tranca rua @heptassilabo.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
A: i want you guys out of my country by tomorrow morning

B: but this is japan!

A: every country in the world belongs to america
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Trevors (1990) starring Kevin Bacon @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
I was really excited to work with 2Wedges and HereBeMonsters on the creature designs for the new survival horror rogue-like LURKS WITHIN WALLS! More info soon, but for now you can wishlist it on steam at the link below: store.steampowered.com/app/3197890/...
an emaciated tall figure lurks in a doorwaya shadowy figure behind a metal gatea barricade of corpses and flesh blocks a hallwaya ghostly woman lurks in a parking garage
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Belatedly: happy birthday to the greatest newspaper correction of all time, printed 31/8/97
“We apologize for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue, A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED. Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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Wintom @wintomsky.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
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Dilly @dillydoodle.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
bring on the fall.... PLEASE...
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Paula ⚪️ @paulaflucas.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Good morning folks💫 Monday Blue 💙 📷
A white gable end wall against a deep blue sky with telephone wires splayed vertically casting a thin shadow on the wall.
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 02/09/2024
learning that the Starliner is not just stranded in space, but also haunted. fascinating piece of engineering
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Raylo @rayloscruff.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
In-between days
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Matt Round @mattround.com · 02/09/2024
Inspired by NaNoWriMo, Couch to 5K now says it's OK to get a taxi
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cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
Lop ears for Pen
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 02/09/2024
"White Cat and Two Brimstone Butterflies" Late 19th century. www.dorotheum.com/en/l/5392410/
Oil painting of a medium haired white cat sitting up with its tail wrapped around its front paws. It looks up at two little yellow butterflies that flutter in the upper right, which is also where the light originates and spills over the cat's upturned face. It looks placid, dreamy, angelic.
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Cassandra Jean @cassandrajean.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
Raccoon behavior 🦝
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🍖📲 @blakewrites.bsky.social · 01/09/2024
self-help flash-non-fiction
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Void-BOO!!! GAh!!!! (AKA Jess Voidburger) @voidburger.com · 31/08/2024
MY MOM WATCHED ALL OF DELICIOUS IN DUNGEON OH MY GODDD YESSS "I like the chef. Whatshisname, Sensei? He doesn't overreact. Everyone in this show is always SWEATING at everything and I hate it, get that away from me" "I hate the little guy. Shut up" "I like the knight, he's a big dumb idiot"
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a cartoon character with a backpack on his back is doing a handstand
ALT: a cartoon character with a backpack on his back is doing a handstand
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Jay Axer @jayaxer.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
Anxiety as away of life
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🍖📲 @blakewrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
just realized that I could generalize this one part of my database to make it address different needs across the whole program ...except now I have to accommodate way, way more use-cases in its design
the "I am a genius! / OH NO!" meme
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E C M @ecmajor.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
monster fuckers are gonna be the ones who pave humanity's way when it's time to join the galactic community
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🍖📲 @blakewrites.bsky.social · 31/08/2024
My "this is not a scam, but if you DO get scammed you have to be cool with it" clause has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my clause.
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SteveP (But Spookier) 🇨🇦🎃 @stevecantsmell.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Girl, are you an Excel spreadsheet, because this document may contain formatting or content that cannot be saved in the currently selected file format “Excel 97–2003”. Use the default ODF file format to be sure that the document is saved correctly.
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
My man got the Gendo Ikari mugshot
headline: Man armed with hunting-style knife jailed after attacking police officera mugshot of a middle aged white man with long greying black hair and a grey beard, wearing glasses angled such that the reflection from light in the lenses completely blanks them out
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skinskin @skinskintainan.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
purple #art #photo #photography #sky ©️skinskin
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GZY ⍼ גז"י @gamzehyaavor.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Optimist: the cup is 1/2 full Pessimist: the cup is 1/2 empty Excel: the cup is January 2nd
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Secret Panel HERE 🧠 tapas.io/episode/841867
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 29/08/2024
Cat giving me the damn people’s eyebrow I do not need this
Loretta giving me the people’s eyebrow with a toy mouse nearby.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 30/08/2024
cookbooks from the 1800s read like Fromsoft item descriptions
1171. Osmazome.
Another name for it is beef tea; another is blood gravy.
To come as near as possible to describing a half-imaginary substance by showing the real we should say that osmazome is the meaty part of beef tea divided from the clear or watery portion. This is the essence of meat that we incidentally referred to some pages back as having had so much to do with the construction of that world's puzzle called French cookery. Osmazome is defined in one of the old books as a product of the muscluar fibre of... (fragment)
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Marrow, but I eat you 🔞 🔜 BLFC, Furpoc? MFF @marrowhyena.bsky.social · 27/08/2024
I was so fucking confused when Lone Digger popped up in Strange World because in the middle of this Disney movie I'm suddenly thinking about a furry stripper's ass getting showered in blood as a cat man tears open a dog man's throat.
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Zeb Larson @zeblarson.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
In retrospect, King of the Hill figured out the messaging we should have used with climate change.
Two panel King of the Hill meme. 

Top Panel: Hank Hill on a lawn mower. “It’s already 110 in the summer.”

Bottom panel: Hank angrily pointing at Dale. “And if it gets one degree hotter, I’m gonna kick your ass.”
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
Have finally coded a Small Language model. Responds to any input with “wow, that’s a lot of words” and then shuts down
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Jay Eaton @jayeatonart.bsky.social · 26/08/2024
This week on RttS: Gillie and Idrisah meet a criminal, Bip learns a language in 3 seconds, the hole problem is explained. Catch up: runawaytothestars.com Read ahead: patreon.com/jayrockin
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/08/2024
my buddy is here
Vlad, a gray cat, sleeping on a couch in the sun
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Mixtress of Dorkness @pinballwitch.bsky.social · 24/08/2024
queen shit
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 23/08/2024
comic
person sat up in bed
'i was doing ok till I woke up'
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david ghoul-bits @davidgolbitz.bsky.social · 23/08/2024
The special guest was inside you all along.
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izzy @isobel.top · 20/08/2024
while you were partying, i studied the glade. counting the trees, looking at bugs. one time i saw a bobcat. check out this cool rock
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 21/08/2024
pups using pillows to rest their heads will never not be wonderful tbh
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wade of mutilation @waderockett.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
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a man with long hair and a beard wearing a red and black plaid shirt stands in front of a wwe logo
Alt: Legendary WWE wrestler Mick Foley.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
like once a day someone at my job tells me a family anecdote that's the funniest thing i've ever heard. this guy was telling me that his great(x3) grandmother survived the sinking of the Titanic and that part of their family stories about her was that she refused to ever set eyes on the ocean again
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🦊 MythiccVixen 🔞 @mythiccvixen.bsky.social · 22/08/2024
✨🌈🐾 Fur Affinity Staff have given the all-clear! Website is up and running! Please expect lag & other potential traffic-based issues as tons of users log in! 1/2
FurAffinity Fur Affinity Discord screenshots in this and further replies.

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Xanaecor Today at 2:12 PM
Good Afternoon!
Yesterday, after meeting for several hours with Network Solutions (our domain registrar), they finally agreed to our demands to lock our account and revert changes made to our domain name's NAMESERVER configuration. This lock also prevents anyone from signing in and making further changes. A fraud investigation has been launched on their part, and upon conclusion, our account will be fully released to us and we will receive more information on how this hijacking occurred. Our domain is directing traffic correctly.

While the bad actor was in control of our

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While the bad actor was in control of our domain between Tuesday, August 20th at
12:47AM ET and Wednesday, August 21st at 2:28PM ET, they redirected our traffic to other websites and they set up an email server to receive any emails that were sent to any of our @furaffinity.net accounts. If you sent any emails to our @furaffinity.net accounts during that time, then the bad actor has those emails, we did not receive them, and you should act appropriately to secure and protect your information. Furthermore, any emails sent from @furaffinity.net during that time would have been sent by the bad actor and should not be trusted.
The bad actor never had access to our actual email accounts, any previous emails, nor data we have previously received.

Message continues next post.Discord thread part 3

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It is important to stress that the Fur Affinity web server itself was never compromised, and the bad actor never had access to any private information therein such as our user and server data (It's as if someone stole your home address and had your mail and visitors routed somewhere else. Your house and everything inside is fine, only the address and incoming/outgoing mail were affected). As a precautionary measure during the incident, we invalidated all current login sessions and you will need to log back into your account.
Fur affinity is now online and may be accessed safely!Discord thread part 4
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Furthermore, as of last night (August 21st at 9:53PM ET), we have regained access to our Twitter account, and with the help of Whanos (@KernelJunkie), reclaimed our username (@FurAffinity). And as of this morning (August 22nd at 10:45AM
ET), we also secured Dragoneer's personal Twitter account.
We have also been made aware of various sources claiming to have identified the bad actor responsible for this attack. We have no way to verify that these accusations are accurate, but will continue to share all information with the FBI. With that said, we want to remind everyone that we have a zero-tolerance policy toward harassment, no matter the circumstances. Recently, there have been instances where speculation has led to individuals being harassed, even if they have no proven connection to the incident.

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