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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 11h

baseball is good because it’s a sport of scheming viziers. what is a head coach but a king. and what is an assistant but a guy who says shit like “most excellent, my liege”

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Whalefall is a Bond movie, right?

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

For the CLE-CHW game 5, they should have a Pope cam like they do when away teams have watch parties. Live from the sarcophagus or atop the egg clutch or what have you.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

abolish the death penalty

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

This is a nightmare blunt rotation that defies the term. It’s an “Event Horizon Hell Dimension” blunt rotation.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Someone is going to kidnap that Liberty Biberty creature and the hostage videos are going to be dark.

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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.

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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Just ripped into a package of ice cream sandwiches like a bear tearing off the side door of a Toyota Sienna. It’s hot in LA.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Inbox zero, text message zero, and voicemail zero. With extreme prejudice.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

SO glad my parents didn't let me play football as a kid. I got my adolescent brain damage the fun way, skateboarding.

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Weird Al Lyrics @weirdallyricsbot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Spatula City: We sell spatulas, and that's all!

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 31/08/2026

FDA deregulation will manifest as a series of posts from people shitting their guts out with recalls that get closer and closer to where you live until you're the one shitting your guts out

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Boy, real inopportune time for power to be off 9hrs and counting… RIP fridge. @ladwp.com #90026

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 03/08/2026

What bugs me about Dodger Discourse is that it shifts the focus off of genuine malfeasance by other teams. The Tigers just quasi-quit on a playoff race that they're very much still in! Who did that to their fans? It wasn't Boras, Manfred, or the LAD

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

I saw a video where a dog sounded like it said the word "no" and it's just as relevant.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Waiting for this stream sipping from a trough of hog water.

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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 22/07/2026

Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

The Tate brothers have a real "who's the magician, who's the assistant" thing going on that Gob and Buster Bluth did much better, imo.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Going to open up a Pirates studio but pronounced like 'pilates.' The focus, of course, will be swashbucklin' your way to fitness. Fittin' this chest of treasure into a hole in the sand.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

“So you’ve lost ANOTHER senator?”

Photo capture from Hunt for the Red October when the Russian ambassador admits they’ve lost a submarine.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

“Fuck them kids” is a bold public health strategy.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Perhaps the US can find relief in the fact that it isn't lead by someone who is a notorious sore loser...

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

oh shiiiiiiiiiit Morocco that was beautiful

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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/06/2026

i will not let some hitler youth dickhead running a govt twitter account ruin my enjoyment of our extremely multinational, diverse, and beautiful soccer team. thank you for your understanding at this time 👍

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laura olin @lauraolin.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Everyone who is scared of cities and multiculturalism is a loser.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

I am going to hack Red Lobster and make that clanker give me unlimited shrimp.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

With surprise guest: Tobias Fünke

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Daily Squibs @dailysquibs.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

MIAMI BLUES (Armitage, 1990)

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ACLU @aclu.org · 07/06/2026

There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

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Quebecoiswolf 🔜 Furpoc @quebecoiswolf.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Being an American during the 250th Aniversary of the United States feels a lot like if the terrorists in Die Hard demanded that the hostages continue having their Christmas party.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

“Will you all please rise if you are able, remove your caps, as we honor our country with the Marine Corps choir’s rendition of ‘Who Let The Dogs Out.’ Thank you.”

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Frankly, it’s Don Jr’s fault for scheduling his wedding during a primo weekend for war-crime.

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

“The delay in confirming the outbreak was in part because samples were taken to the national lab in Kinshasa, Congo, at the wrong temperature. That task previously would have been managed by U.S.A.I.D.”

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

A hymnal in every pew and a claymore anti-personnel mine in every foyer.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

I wonder why these need a fancy name when “the bread basket with panties” works just fine.

A photo of a banneton sitting on a cutting board.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Look if you've got a better way to run a country than "putting an illiterate octogenarian bigot on TV every few days to free associate and complain, and then everyone tries to figure out if it means we're about to start a war or not" I'd love to hear it. But the constitution says this is it.

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

real demoralizing when cloudflare security verification hangs while trying to determine if you're a human or not.

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

i’m not going to be lectured about political violence by people whose politics is violence

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Ian Macgregor @blackwatchsound.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

In light of JD Vance managing to stuff so much ass-sucking into such a short time, I think it's possible he could be online bullied into resigning. What a rizzless dweeb.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

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