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@bklynmf.bsky.social
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Brooklyn, moved to Albany, much to the shame of my ancestors. I am stupid and boring across many platforms but even more so in real life.

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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't take breaks. Not even for disappointing movies. Always in it for the full experience
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kwaidan is on HBO Max. Never seen it, now on my list, thank you
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Going lefty on lefty vs Spencer Jones lol
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Frame #95 from E69 High as a Kite
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hey Robo. What's your favorite Jackie Chan movie?
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There's a thing! Me encanta arroz!
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Peralta has a bet with Rasmussen over who can hold the Yanks to the least hits
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Enough of this. Need a rule change. If the visiting team hits the roof, automatic home run. If the home team hits the roof, automatic out for building that goofy shit in the first place
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
McMahon in for his defense 🙃
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The first words to ever make me truly horny
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The year I was in 9th grade, ch 2 played reruns Sunday nights 1am. I stayed up and watched every week because I inexplicably love Quincy
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damon Wayans - The Last Boy Scout. Before Bruce Willis tells him "Bom" means "fuck you" in Polish
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hail the Boognish!
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Igor with the goalie goal! First Ranger in team history! 18th in all history. Oh this is huge, foretells great success 🙏
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Watching the Rangers Kenny Albert: Some of the team play a game of soccer in the parking garage before the game. What did you guys do 90 minutes before gametime, Dave? Dave Maloney, who played in the 70s-80s: Uhh...most of us were having a cigarette
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ben Rice is batting .625 with a 2.167 OPS (I don't care if it's only two games, you should be as happy as this kid)
Little grade school Ben Rice
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank goodness for Ump-cam so we had no idea what was going on for a second when Garcia hit a huge postseason home run
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you see this, post a vampire that isn't Dracula
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's why Walter White still had terminal cancer. His oncology surgeon was a dentist
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JPFrightNight 👻🎃 @joannepistonfan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pretty please, may I have this man elected as my state senator. 🙏🏼
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My local station showed the Bills game so I had to watch the Jets via 🏴‍☠️. It was the Detroit feed and I saw the senate and governor ads. Rogers' police ads fkn suuuuuuuuuuck. Besides being morally wrong, they're just lame
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Right in the middle of The Fun Half of Majority Report. I predict fun will be had
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They all get a column in the NY Times
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rematch in the Super Bowl
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That sucked
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Well you can talk to the butt cuz the hand ain't listening
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cc: @joannepistonfan.bsky.social
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Gumby Screens @gumbyscreens.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frame #1088 from E05 Gumbot
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Kyle Marquis @moochava.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A high school buddy made enemies by arguing that the old guy Luke sees at the end of RoTJ is really Uncle Owen.
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I slappa da base
The Jakarta method : the mass murder program that shaped our world
by Vincent Bevins
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See? I wasn't lying. Then he won the game with a 2 run homer
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
George Lombard Jr just scored on an amazing slide/hurdle. Gotta be clips up soon
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Jakarta Method by Vincent Bevins
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Being from an imperialist power can be so embarrassing. Seriously this is how my country spent the last 80 years
Instead, the CIA hired pornographic actors, including a very rough Sukarno look-alike, and produced an adult film in a bizarre attempt to destroy his reputation.
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Lol at them and lmao at him
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Why not both?
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's how the Jets get Chambliss. In addition to our own top 5 pick
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Stories on AMC channel is running Mad Men s5. Signal 30 just started. It's so weird that a Pete-centric episode is one of my faves. But Lane does beat his ass good
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Colin Kaepernick on with Adam Friedland is a great watch/listen. I lost it when Adam said if he were a starting QB at a Division I school, "I'd have a girlfriend in every town. At Boise State, I'd have a blue girlfriend." lol
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
And that's with 102 games lost to the covid season
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I can't read and thought I was about to watch a spinoff about Peacemaker's pet eagle. Neagley is still good tho
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Lol
Archived screenshots of the “Open for Legends” site from Wednesday show people posting things like a video of a Charles Manson interview and a meme of Gir from Invader Zim dancing with the caption “Welcome to the Cum Zone.”
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What game? It's just a preseason scrimmage. Doesn't count
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reacher is carrying a 2x4 in one hand and it looks like a regular human holding a ruler
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm watching a Franklin & Bash rerun (listen, it's 1:45am and this shit is just something on tv. I don't know which one is Franklin or Bash this show is fucking terrible)
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MF @bklynmf.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yooooo that Whalefall ad 😂 I'm likely not gonna see the movie, but that promo is so entertaining lol
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