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Bizzy bee

@bizzybee.bsky.social
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A transfem transplant trying their best to find a new site to settle into. Works In IT.

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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 30/10/2023
Every bus driver has the throne of God while us lowly bus peons get the plastic chairs of broke patrons. I know they're sitting there longer than me but I can't help but love the diconomy
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
He's got my vote, guys been in and out of hospitals so much that the has to see the corruption of it all. You wanna tell me honeydew labs had top of the line health insurance?
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Jasmin🌸 @theboobtaster.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
What I want to wear vs what I actually wear
A typical goth outfitAdam Sandler in oversized superman shirt and shorts
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
Pour one out for the wifi nipple, shit won't be the same
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
You are a big fish, but man is it a small pond
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de’on @justkeepskeeting.pro · 14/09/2023
before the handussy hold the hanties
“but what if we held hanties”

A picture of an animated hand with panties on the hand
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deck.blue @deck.blue · 12/09/2023
I'm building a TweetDeck-like client for Bluesky which should help journalists gather info more quickly, please let me know if you have any ideas for features that would help journalists specifically (apart from multi-account which I'm already working on)
deck.blue
deck.blue
A TweetDeck alternative for Bluesky
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emma zhou @emmz.bsky.social · 13/09/2023
- zero paranoias - learns about pronoia - one paranoia
screenshot from wikipedia:

“Pronoia is the positive counterpart of paranoia. It is the delusion that others think well of one. Actions and the products of one's efforts are thought to be well received and praised by others. Mere
acquaintances are thought to be close friends; politeness and the exchange of pleasantries are taken as expressions of deep attachment and the promise of future support.”
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
"we asked chat gpt to give us a prompt about the flavors we were using " is my guess
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
my professor is using the term "call and responce" so wrong. she wants to use it like the teaching tool but is asking the question in the form of the musical theory
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
Great, my campus is infected with an alt right white supremacy group called patriot front. Well, looks like I'm about to make a round and make sure all their shit stickers are covered or gone
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
🤺 wya babe?
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 12/09/2023
"what if we... Made cars less convenient than biking" "THE OVERREACH, THE AUDACITY, ITS LITERALLY 1984!
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 12/09/2023
Deplatforming — okay, but seriously folks, it works.
theguardian.com
From prime time to lurid tales in a shed: the rapid descent of Tucker Carlson
Carlson, once seen as a Republican powerbroker and even a presidential candidate, has grown more extreme and less relevant
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
"no one admit it was an inside job" I tell my coworkers who are all excited that we lost a problem client
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 11/09/2023
I know a lot of people are talking about a different special day today but I wanna wish a Happy War Thunder Documents Leak Day (Again) to those who celebrate
Meme stating "days cince classified military documents have been leaked in War Thunder forums"

counter reads: 0000


(yes, it really happened again yesterday)
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
I'm starting to think that the war thunder devs need to get a list of users together who they know has access to classified material and approve everything they post.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Http error 444: no response from server.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 11/09/2023
Times I've almost been run over this week: 3 Times today: 3 I went all month without incident and suddenly today is fucked
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Natalie Gray @natgrayy.es · 09/09/2023
Delayed faux-sincere apology
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ill-boo-mi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
telling my boss that answering texts on the weekend will now cost a grand apiece
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
sorting replies by how many reports they have
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 07/09/2023
sorting replies based on how many characters they have posted thus far.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Today sucks. I've done my best to prepare for today sucking but it feels like I'm still getting fucked in the ass. At this moment it's just one fucking after another, so I'm just taking the dicks as they come.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Yeah, if my titties could stop with the whole "razor blades hidden just behind my nipples" thing, that would be so good. Also yes, more titty pls.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 06/09/2023
Update: didn't see transfem in my bio... backed down after that. Hopefully they will read a bio before starting a chat.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Matched with a couple today on bumble. Now I gotta play the fun game of "is this a fetish thing or are you actually interested in me"
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Todays discourse is.... Tea? y'all it must be a slow news day.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
The day bluesky adds dms is the day bluesky begins to tear at the seams.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
When DiGiorno is on its way to a grocery store, it enters a delivery superposition. It is neither delivered nor DiGiorno. it isn't until the stoker gets his hands on the shipping box and opens it that the superposition collapses on observation and typically becomes DiGiorno.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
They also had Lead in the gasoline and they turned out "fine" the sudden rise in serial murders:
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
its important to always stand up to hate.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
remember, just because airline computers run win 3.1 doesn't mean you should run games on it. 3.1 was cooperative multitasking, meaning if a program misbehaved it would take the whole system with it. unrelated to what happened here, but only slightly
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Someone learns that they need to be a Pepsi household instead of being cokePilled
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
They spread out to Nevada too, but they only really got a letter or two on their hillsides before they said fuck it.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
God damn nobody show him the porn comics by the same name
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
Can't tell if I'm on bumble because I genuinely want to pursue a relationship or if I'm just touch starved. In other news if anyone knows a solution to touch starvation that doesn't include dating apps please share.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
Me drinking an electric blue slushy because I don't fuckin know what's going on in my intestines and I need a tracer round
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 02/09/2023
[before sex]
Text from final fantasy 14: "Upon proceeding to the sultana's bedchamber, several cutscenes will play in sequence. It is recommended you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety. "
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
Reminder that sudo su is like priming a gun and putting it on the table. Nothing is broken yet, but there are plenty of possibilities.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
For some reason Gboard thinks quote posting is a password, if anyone sees this anytime rationally soon ish, how do I report this bug?
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
It's only gross to think you deserve it from a single, particular person with no relation to you.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
The current discourse is literally discourse about the lack of information about the current discourse. I'm cashing out, someone tell me when people figure out what the hell is going on or decide to cancel someone else over some mythical discord somewhere.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
Every time I need to take the bus some idiots decide that parking where the busses need to turn around is the ultimate solution, and every time parking enforcement comes by, makes it hail tickets, and implements no changes.
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 17/08/2023
Reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a bit better
An older meme format depicting 60's spiderman, with the caption reading "spiderman out of fucking nowhere"
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Bizzy bee @bizzybee.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
For fucks sake Microsoft this is the fifth time today that Ive tried to find an old support article from you and I got a 404. Get your shit together and either understand your os is pure duck tape and leave old articles up or examine the entire ball of duct tape and see what articles need rewriting
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