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Toontown: Corporate Clash @corporateclash.net · 2h
When the urge to bake strikes, any oven will do in a pinch! Graphic: Sakamoreo
The Mouthpiece is in the freezer of Mozzarella Styx Pizzeria. She smiles happily as she holds a tray of cookies ready to go into a lit oven. She has a speech bubble with three musical notes, indicating that she's humming. Two of the Satellite Investors, Kerberos and Styx, are peeking in from the freezer door behind her, and are shocked to see her. They both have shock lines and speech bubbles with exclamation points.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 3h
I still think this might be the funniest video I've ever seen
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MinnMax @minnmax.com · 7h
Jacob Geller is no longer a part of MinnMax. He won't be on content moving forward and we won't be publicly airing this week's episode of The MinnMax Show. We're in shock and deeply hurt. Thank you for your patience during this sensitive time.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 9h
Three panel comic. An upset young woman sits at an outdoor cafe table. She says earnestly to her boyfriend, “it’s like you don’t even listen to me anymore…” Panel 2: Her boyfriend, sitting across from her at the table, is making a strained, distracted expression. He says, “babe, I’m sorry— I just—“ Panel 3: he continues, “there is something so insane behind you right now. Behind his annoyed-looking girlfriend, there is a monkey in sunglasses and a backwards cap sitting side-saddle on a parked motorbike.
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ナガノ @ngntrtr.bsky.social · 11h
iPad練習
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ルカ @ruka28.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
お祭りやってたよ🐙
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TETRA @riotgogo00.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
ギャルおじさんとギャル見習い(?)おじさん
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ルカ @ruka28.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
❤️🦈
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ルカ @ruka28.bsky.social · 12h
10月に入って浮かれてる🎃👻(私が)
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 03/03/2024
water shrew
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bix @bixbites.bsky.social · 11h
yeah jacob geller’s career needs to fucking end
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b-blum.bsky.social @b-blum.bsky.social · 20h
The North Carolina Supreme Court ordered UNC to release the names of students disciplined for violating their sexual assault policy in 2020. His name is on that list. Coverage - dailytarheel.com/226351/unive... Case info - law.justia.com/cases/north-... List from IA - archive.org/details/dth-...
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bix @bixbites.bsky.social · 19h
oh good bsky has a bot problem now
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NESbot @nesbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
YouTuber and MinnMax Host Jacob Geller accused of sexual abuse www.resetera.com/threads/16...
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sobaka @kogti.org · 30/09/2026
almost lost the video forever so reposting
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も @mosandayo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
闘魂❣️
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glavo lilio @glavilio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is my favorite post ever
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Sam King @samcking.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope everyone has a Hussein
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Dave Jones @popzeus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is literally the plot of issue #19 of Cable & Deadpool
Deadpool and Cable drinking at the Ingercourse Bar and Grill. "How was I to know the town wouldn't live up to its name?" "It's the thought that counts." Cable and deadpool trudge up the road past a sign reading TOU ARE NOW LEAVING INTERCOURSE, PENNSYLVANIA"
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Hourly All Might @hourlyallmight.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Ferret Every Hour @ferretperhour.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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bix @bixbites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
reaching terminal levels of self indulgence right now. you cant handle my selfshipping lore. its too strong for you, traveler. this kind of knowledge could kill a weaker man
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LeunKon//Vgen waitlist open! @leunkon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
cuy
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bix @bixbites.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh my god larry and hassel and brassius i miss you so much youre like dead wives to me
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Serebii.net @serebii.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Serebii Update: Pokémon Masters has announced the next event. Adds Larry & Komala and Flannery & Magcargo to the game Details @ www.serebii.net
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LeunKon//Vgen waitlist open! @leunkon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
for the Larry yumes
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝓉𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @softwareangel.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
ohhhhh heres a drawing from 2024 that i still like ohhhh
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Cube @cubert1996.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Andrew Schreck @andrewschreck.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i don't think cis guys realize how much power they can shift in a conversation just by casually telling their friends
"that's fucked up, man" when someone says something
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✨ lainie ⚢ 🪽✨ @pukadon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok last one for now
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Rat Squinks 🐀 @ratsquinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some fizzgigs
fizzgig the grey and white rat having a sip from a waterbottlefizzgig the grey and white rat emerging from an autumn themed cube hidefizzgig the grey and white rat emerging from an autumn themed cube hidefizzgig the grey and white rat on her back in a box of crinkle paper getting tickled by her owner's hand
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Bia ♡'s Toshi @watashigak1ta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bebê desastrado esse 😭 #allmight #toshinoriyagi
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Pal @puterpal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
(booming voice) hi
An OS themed dragon seen floating on a cloud backdrop. There are a few windows behind it, one of which is MS Paint with drawings of itself, flowers, and a word bubble that says ":)!!!"
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
Secret Ingredient - Gator Days
 
Characters
 
Hannah - Goat - Daryl and Seth's Daughter

Daryl - Bear - Hannah's Papa
 
Seth - Otter - Hannah's Dad
 
Panel 1
 
Setting - The dinner table of the Hardy-Softbell house.
 
Hannah's family is having dinner.
 
Hannah: WOW! Dinner is extra good.
 
Daryl: Thank you. I tried a new secret ingredient.
 
Panel 2
 
Seth puts on a cute happy face. The backgrounds shifts to a pink color with hearts floating all around them.
 
Seth: Is it LOVE?
 
Daryl's face remains emotionless.
 
Panel  3
 
Daryl looks at Seth and responds.
 
Daryl: Toasted sesame oil.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Daryl: Love isn't a secret ingredient. I put love in everything.
 
Seth: Oh...
 
Panel 4
 
Daryl looks away.
 
Daryl: I used so much love and you never noticed.
 
Seth: I DID!
  
Daryl: From now on I'm putting sarcasm in yours.
 
Seth: NO!
 
Daryl: Yes.

Hannah is ignoring this and just browsing on her phone.
 
Hannah is ignoring all this and has pulled out her phone.
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✨ lainie ⚢ 🪽✨ @pukadon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i finally figured out where to save my photos on the steam deck so here are some of mine #dressmaker most of them are pretty simple, accessory placement is tricky with touchpads 😅
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The snails They destroyed their cage Yes YES The snails are out
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He thinks he’s the strongest
A black-and-white cat wearing a pink polka-dot collar stands on the armrest of a green sofa
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crowguy @schmoinkle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
happy anniversary to this game that i hate
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panel 1: bakugo smiles smugly and asks, "Hey. Wanna see me use a blender?"
panel 2 depicts bakugo's quirk skill gamma spinning and exploding, causing a violent guard break
panel 3 shows deku catching his breath in the foreground with 0 GP and chunked HP, while bakugo stands behind him hunched menacingly with a grin, sparks jumping off his hand. he asks, "Wanna see me do it again?"comic
panel 1: shiozaki grabs unsuspecting OFA with her gamma
panel 2: shiozaki threateningly holds her hands out, vines extending, and says, "Blasphemers such as yourself... shall be purged."
panel 3: deku accepts death. vines surround him, and he pictures heavenly waterfalls in the darkness. text to the right eulogizes him: (rapid) Deku OFA; 2025-2026. "got a little too greedy with my melees"comic
panel 1: shiozaki grabs unsuspecting OFA with her gamma
panel 2: shiozaki threateningly holds her hands out, vines extending, and says, "Blasphemers such as yourself... shall be purged."
panel 3: deku accepts death. vines surround him, and he pictures heavenly waterfalls in the darkness. text to the right eulogizes him: (rapid) Deku OFA; 2025-2026. "got a little too greedy with my melees"comic
scene 1: cementoss grins and says "Time for my cement wall of protection!" armored all might and present mic react behind him to the "semen" in "cement". 
scene 2: armored all might looks at mic with a befuddled expression and whispers, "Mic why in the hell does he say it like that"
mic doesn't have any answers for him and just sweats.blue deku looking haunted
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crowguy @schmoinkle.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
it kills me a little that people dont seem to realize "uninstall minecraft" is one of the bds boycott actions. im dead serious.
As a consumer, boycott Microsoft products whenever possible. Here are some examples:

    Microsoft Gaming products (Xbox, Bethesda Softworks Activision Blizzard King)
        Cancel Xbox Game Pass Subscription
        Uninstall & boycott key games owned by the company such as Minecraft, Call of Duty, Candy Crush, etc.
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🐻‍❄️ @sirocumasan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🍣
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🐻‍❄️ @sirocumasan.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
💥
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝓉𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @softwareangel.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
fine ill be the one to post the video
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Hourly All Might @hourlyallmight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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Hourly All Might @hourlyallmight.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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˚₊‧꒰ა 𝒮𝑜𝒻𝓉𝓌𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒜𝓃𝑔ℯ𝓁 ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @softwareangel.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
teddy is an angel and such a sweetie, friendliest dog ive ever had the pleasure of meeting... please help out if you can 🖤
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
long legs
a poorly drawn cat lying down with its very long legsa black cat lying on a round gray rug in front of a white cabinet. the rug has a black cat design underneath the real cat, with printed legs sticking out and creating the illusion that the cat has extremely long legs
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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