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clara🩷

@bitterlasagna.bsky.social
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’ve been away from twitter etc for so long, so this is a refresher of what I’ve been looking like these days 😌😌
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
heard from @noman.bsky.social that we’re all on here now
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 04/09/2023
I’m waiting for twitter to die before i come on here full time, two apps at once is too much for me 😭😭
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 10/08/2023
@realaccountyeah.bsky.social miss you on the bird app
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
I FORGOT AB THIS HEY OMG
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
wrote my first letter for my penpal adventure 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
seeing ppl on twitter trying to convince themselves threads is “not that bad” is so 💀💀💀
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 04/07/2023
Still think weed legalization was a good idea?
A cute grey and white fluffy cat rolling around in a pile of catnip on a hardwood floor. The cat looks like it has maybe had too much catnip and is making a face that could be interpreted as very upset
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raccoonjawn @winona.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Eating banana nut bread but thinking about his banana, nut and head
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i just took a pill that was swimming free in my medicine bag and idek what it was, but i figured it’s either xanax, ambien, or my antihistamines and i feel like any of those options could be nothing but beneficial. i do feel a little high tho but it’s prob placebo. unless.
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
forcing myself to not text her back until tomorrow morning bc i want her to think of me as an adult who goes to bed at a normal time on a weeknight
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
i wanna try ketamine therapy so bad….
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
buying anything jaclyn hill sells u in 2023 is wiiillldddd
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
so many twitter oomfs made it on here 🥹🥹 now if only the following tab actually showed me their SKEETS
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
twitter keeps restricting my rate limit thing like be so for fucking real 😭 also why is he putting a limit on verified users too like don’t you want people to use your app as much as possible
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 02/07/2023
i think it’s ok to be cute and whimsical sometimes
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
can we talk ab aliens
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
i can’t believe there’s already racists on here like why can’t they stay their asses on the bird app like why can’t we breathe
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
rewatching succession bc i wanted to experience the show knowing the outcome and I’m still floored that roman had a family but he just dumped the woman and simply never saw the child again? it’s never said if she was his child or he was dating the woman and she had a child before meeting him??
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
BEA MADE IT BEA MADE IT @jks.bsky.social
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 05/06/2023
oh hey
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 18/05/2023
the only genuinely good outcome of the atkins/keto craze was the proliferation of baked crunchy cheese based snacks
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 18/05/2023
anyway i love being nonbinary and i love my trans loved ones with all my heart
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Christi Olson @christiolson.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
Hey what’s up, just wondering if anyone knows wtf is wrong with @jimmyfallon.bsky.social
an orange cat is unimpressed by a headline:
‘Fallon’ Is First Late-Night Show to Stop Paying Staff Amid Strike: Report
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beth @bethbourdon.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
going to introduce pete davidson to jimmy’s wife
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 17/05/2023
this is like twitter in the old days, 2k followers is a big account, 100 likes is viral, everyone is making fun of jimmy fallon for being a rat-faced bitch. I'm getting misty eyed
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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 17/05/2023
late night is a dead genre kept animated only by the skillful necromancy of your writers whom you do not pay
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
there are so many tech bros on here… can we diversify can we spice things up
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
are people succession posting on here
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
my mom had 1kg (2.2lbs) delivered to our house so i made a gallon of pesto today. i cried to her on the phone halfway bc i felt so overwhelmed. it took so long to wash, dry, and pick out all the stems. and grate 1.2 pounds of parmigiano reggiano. and peel 2 heads of garlic. anyway WHOS GAY HERE
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
HOW DO I FIND GAYS AND LGBTS AND QUEERS ON HERE!! and communists
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
does this thing have night mode i can’t deal with the white screen i have a delicate ocular constitution
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
MY LOVE 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
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clara🩷 @bitterlasagna.bsky.social · 16/05/2023
I MADE IT
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