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Witch Hoggle

@bitchhoggle.bsky.social
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The bastard child of 100 maniacs.

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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 4h
“GOTTA LEARN AI OR BE LEFT BEHIND.” Good. Fuck off! Leave me behind! Enjoy your artbarf rapture, your janky Temu future. I’ll be back here looking at real birds and writing weird, also real, books.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 3h
Did you know indie nail polish is my new hyper fixation? www.holotaco.com/products/eme... www.ilnp.com/caterpillar-... www.kbshimmer.com/kind-of-a-bi...
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Holo Taco | Emerald City | Nail Polish | Green - Teal | Flakie - Holographic
It’s really pretty in Emerald City. Make moves in this May emerald-inspired birthstone shade. For nails that read bold and prosperous, indulge in this enchanting deep emerald green jelly with iridesce...
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Drewcifer Rising 🎃😈 @drewdietsch.bsky.social · 3h
I've said it before and I'll post it again: we should embrace and deify TREMORS as much as we do JAWS.
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'Tremors' Kicked Off the 1990s With the Decade's Own 'Jaws' [We Love '90s Horror]
The ‘90s often get a bad rap with horror fans. After the numerous successful slashers and creature effects films of the ’80s, the ‘90s offered a different
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 4h
No thank you.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 4h
It's just the dumbest shit, and it's so frustrating that it keeps happening over and over.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 5h
I love this content. I love that this creator can make a living making this content. youtu.be/fd-NCY1-n0Q?...
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Newest Level Ups in the Animal Kingdom | Lindsay Nikole
YouTube video by Lindsay Nikole
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 5h
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 23h
My condolences to anyone who didn't buy this jacket at Harvest Fest Ferndale today.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you're in the Detroit area, stop by Harvest Fest in Ferndale. Bathomet is back on our bullshit.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bluesky is inherently Shaqist.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m at the point where I’m confusing all the rapists in the news so that’s how its going.
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
wat
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO.
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This man came from somewhere back in his long ago.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Look, I brought you both into this house from the streets and I've been very fucking good to you. You can pass on some of that energy to your new brother." - Something I just said to my cats.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We don't listent to her, she's too dramatic.
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Ryan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Go ahead, make the angriest people at the airport angrier.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man, I really liked Jacob Geller's video essays. Being a woman is exhausting.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sincerely!
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I stand by my theory that the White House is using Chat for all of its big decisions.
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
a key reason why rape culture persists is because men do not fear reprisals from *other men*. they do not expect other men to care if they raped someone. they do not expect other men to treat them poorly. they believe that most men will doubt a victim's story and demand evidence.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think religion has a huge part in creating drug addicts.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe civilizational collapse wouldn't be so bad.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Started a Talentless Rape Apologists block list. bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you're wondering why schools like Cornell sweep this shit under the rug it's because they are afraid of opening up the rape and sexual assault can of worms at a place where the faculty itself is often packed with pedos and perverts
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just talk to another human already jesus fucking christ
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SEN. ERIC SCHMITT: Do these texts not prove that a shrimp fried this rice?
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Art Of Coop @artofcoop.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know we’re not supposed to goof on people’s looks, but if this is what being a billionaire does to you, I’m happy to be a poor slob
Peter Thiel looking like a particularly vicious Dan Clowes drawing
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Infuriating.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme music intensifies*
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🇺🇸🗳️ Make sure you’re registered to vote. Do it now & repost. iwillvote.com
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I Will Vote
Be a voter. Find everything you need to vote in your state’s next election.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Losers gonna lose.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Or they're straight white men who have never been affected by GOP policies.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
HOLD ANY EXEC ACCOUNTABLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS FOR THE LOVE CHRIST sorry for the all-caps I am turning into the Joker.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Still laughing about this. They made a poster!
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 29/09/2026
Even America.gov agrees: Donald Trump drove up your gas prices.
In one Word, did Donald Trump's war in Iran drive up gas and diesel prices for Americans?

America.gov: yes
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sam Altman shits his pants, checks if OpenSI.com is free.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I guess if you don’t have actual intelligence, the artificial kind would seem super.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Someone on the right shows their total incompetence and news outlets on the left insist that they're scary. Bravo.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every woman you know has experienced sexual assault or harassment, but very few have experienced men calling out their friends.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I want this to be projected on the moon.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I swear...
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm putting a curse on Michael Tracey.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminder if you are not Phoenician do not say cheeky Nando's
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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ALT: Ryan Gosling Clap Gif - Find & Share On Giphy
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd love to hear how the trip goes.
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Witch Hoggle @bitchhoggle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lol, grow up.
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