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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 5h

it's so fucking obvious too given we are one of the least religious countries in the world.

children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 5h

they literally just compare a database of residences that exist and residences that are paying the licence fee then send threatening letters to the ones that aren't paying. they are not fucking television wizards.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

i think sometimes it's alright but sometimes you get bits that really just refuse to break down despite ages of chewing and you're like "okay i guess i'm just swallowing this big squidgy fleshy lump like a pill now."

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

this is also acceptable. the great big bbq often does bbq better than the small home bbq.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

lies. there's nothing quite like firing up the bbq and keeping yourself warm while cooking a bunch of meat when it's cold out.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

lmao that solder joint looks like a fuck it friday job.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

or one of my favourite lazy meals of chicken rice with a raw egg cracked into it and mixed up. the egg definitely doesn't reach USDA recommended temperatures in that.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

autocorrect learns from usage so you tell us...

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

ALSO also, the reason US eggs have to be stored in the fridge is because of how they process them. due to their shitty food standards they have to wash the eggs which removes the eggs natural coating which makes them spoil faster.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

oh and the fridge thing is only because i don't have the cupboard/kitchen side space to put them anywhere else.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

apparently it's also a cost/environmental thing too. hens that lay white eggs require less resources than hens that lay brown eggs.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

it's been almost 2 weeks since i had the boiler serviced and i still have been unable to get my friend to tell me how to pay him.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

bacon, broke the yolk fried egg, and baked bean sandwich.

it's the cross section of a bacon, broken yolk fried egg, and baked bean sandwich with some ketchup oozing out the side.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

never used to but there's not enough space in the new house's kitchen to keep them out.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

you could even say eggstremely dangerously...

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

i made them once while really stoned and they turned out pretty good but when i was sober i was like "was it just the weed talking?" so i tried them again. no, it works quite well. the salty and smoky of the bacon really compliments the crunch and flake of the fish finger.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

the moment i opened the door i knew it was those god bothering cunts. i don't go door to door trying to evangelise the wonders of fish fingers wrapped in bacon. please just fuck off and leave everyone alone.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

*bing bong* okay who the fuck is at my door... old man: hi i'm john and this is alice and we'd *begins to unfold god botherer bullshit* me: no, sorry. old man: you don't want to live forever in the kingdom of- me: i'm a satanist. old man: oh... uh... i... me closing door: you have a lovely day now.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

aye, i like this season for cooking. actually know what to do compared to summer stuff. did a potato and leek soup the other week and for ~3 ingredients and a loads of butter it really does slap. i'll have to try cumin seeds and coriander. i pepper the fuck out of mine but i love peppery stuff.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

think today will be a big beef stew day. might even portion some off and thicken it up to make pies.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

for a cleaning company they sure caused a big mess

a blown up shot of the car from the video and the car has "bright and beautiful" written on it.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

when i first saw swan boy i was like "wtf is this?" but every now and then kept dipping back into it out of curiosity and now i read swan boy.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

me and my mates bringing our pump trolley on the elizabeth line.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

it'll be people leaving their still valid tickets for other passengers to use. cuz plz we are but a poor rail operator. we need that extra revenue.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

mfer just straight up wrote the versions of chrome and safari that were in the guidance! those are wildly out of date! like 5 years ago out of date!

A6.2.1 Internet Browsers
Question:
Please list all internet browser(s) installed on your device.

The version is required.

Guidance (Click to toggle)
Please list all internet browsers installed on your devices, so that the Assessor can understand your setup and verify that they are in support.

For example: Chrome Version 134, Safari Version 15.

CE Requirement: You must make sure that all software in scope is kept up to date. All software on in-scope devices must be licensed and supported.

Answer:
chrome version 134
safari version 15

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

i was gonna have to fill all this shite out anyway but having to read how the customer thinks their IT is set up is mind boggling. you think you're running unsupported operating systems? really?

A6.1 Supported Operating System

Question:
Are all operating systems on your devices supported by a vendor that produces regular security updates and vulnerability fixes?

If you have included firewall or router devices in your scope, the firmware of these devices is considered to be an operating system and needs to meet this requirement.

Answer:
No

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

doing a cyber essentials for a customer and oh no the customer has logged into the iasme portal and tried to answer the questions themselves...

A5.10 Device Unlocking Method
Question:
Which method do you use to unlock the devices?

Answer:
absolutely

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

i've seen boxes of 10 fish fingers before and i just think to myself that should be a crime. if you're feeding two people and go 4 fish fingers each you've now got 2 left which isn't a meal so you both end up having 5 instead.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

(that footage is ~11 years old. homemade drones are significantly better now.)

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

whelp, just listened to the @bloodwork.show 3 parter on the history and ethics of drone warfare and boy am i a little bit sad now. worth it though. listen to @bloodwork.show

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

what boils my piss is not that he got 0 push back on saying that on a bbc podcast with nick robinson, but the reporting on it afterwards where you could take 2 seconds on google. palantir has been making tools for Homeland Security/ICE since 2011. TWENTY FUCKING ELEVEN. journalistic malpractice.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

suggesting palantir doesn't work in the immigration sector is just a straight up lie from tom watson. they are front and centre in providing surveillance and data analytics tools for US immigration enforcement. they are literally the backbone of the cruel bullshit that ICE is doing to migrants.

americanimmigrationcouncil.org

ICE to Use ImmigrationOS by Palantir, a New AI System, to Track Immigrants’ Movements - American Immigration Council

ICE has partnered with Palantir Technologies—a company co-founded by billionaire Peter Thiel—to use AI to track and deport immigrants.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 08/10/2026

it's amazing we can build a 10,000kg box, stuff some people in it, launch it around the moon and then crash it through the atmosphere 10x faster than a rifle bullet. *safely*.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 08/10/2026

1 in 6 americans a year get food poisoning! i could maybe count how often i've had it in my life on one hand! it is kinda mad how often they're giving themselves food poisoning. their lived reality really is like the tv food poisoning trope.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 08/10/2026

see i think part of their problems is that their baked beans are just shit. i had some when i was over there and they were really weirdly sweet rather than savoury / tangy. i wouldn't eat those beans again either.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 08/10/2026

due to the nature of his little, ineffectual, legs, the dog can only imagine what happens beyond the garden wall. as sound as his only cues he experiences the nature of what it is like to watch the shadows as we would on the wall of plato's cave.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 08/10/2026

probably "and his little sausage dog"

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 08/10/2026

also maintained moorland for grouse hunting etc causes significant environmental damage just so some poshos can have a few drinks and fuck about shooting birds.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 08/10/2026

ello. got the feeling it's gonna be one of those days.

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