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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 23m

sir, you do realise novel code that advances technology is created by human beings, not the robot parrot which can only vomit up existing works, and that novel code created by human beings is why you're having this terrible fucking opinion?

Memorising maths formulae, too, is largely obsolete. So are handwriting, <underlined>coding</underlined>, and

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 12h

sir, two more boiled eggs have hit the stomach.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 14h

i whine about the bad sides but there are some perks to living on a fucking massive hill.

a really nice sunset spreading a nice warm glow across some houses and the clouds.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 17/10/2026

construction complete! just more wood treatment and putting some liner in now.

My trough flower bed made of panls of planks in dark oak.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 17/10/2026

today is the day i stick the front on and hope it doesn't fall off. fucking cold and windy outside so i'm having to come in every 15-20 minutes because my fingers sting.

my trough flowerbed with the front propped up against the back / sides. it's a dark oak colour and made out of panels of planks.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 17/10/2026

nom nom nom. will have to make a chilli soon.

a bunch of yellow chillies of varying size.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 16/10/2026

aint gonna take that shit from a country that puts horse spunk on scones.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 16/10/2026

turks and caicos for tax purposes (the worricker trilogy is great)

bill nighy and helena bonham carter on a poster that says "Turks & Caicos"

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 14/10/2026

ah. shit. thinking sandwich time.

one of the scab joints lined up pre-screwing and glueing.

zoom in and yellow circle of the bottom scab showing how the bottom of the left board does not align with the bottom of the right board.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 14/10/2026

all the scabs in place ready to be attached to the other two boards. surprising how quickly stuff comes together when you over-caffeinate yourself and put on some music.

a big board made of 3 smaller boards held together by another board with some boards on the end for joining it to two other big boards of the same type.

all 3 big long boards laying end to end how they will be finally screwed together.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 14/10/2026

after two cups of tea I have achieved one clamp. time for an espresso.

Some tools and wood on a work bench and a single clamp holding some boards together.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 13/10/2026

i see someone at archive.ph is having a bad day...

url bar: archive.ph
site: Welcome to nginx!

If you see this page, the nginx web server is successfully installed and working. Further configuration is required.

For online documentation and support please refer to nginx.org.
Commercial support is available at nginx.com

Thank you for using nginx.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 12/10/2026

i am prepared to be extremely frustrated.

it's a macbook with a missing N key and a busted M key and their replacement caps and butterfly mechanisms.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 12/10/2026

especially when you've said shit like this:

Home Office ‘child abuse cover-up’: Michael Gove rules out public inquiry into claims of paedophile politicians at Westminster
Review into alleged abuses finds 114 related files ‘lost or destroyed’ by officials

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 12/10/2026

oh you're so fucking helpful, past me. jesus christ.

Access Router
[Router Password field]
Hint: Don't forget it this time.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 12/10/2026

i have made my computer extremely upset and now it is making whining noises at me but at least my feet are warm.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

bacon, broke the yolk fried egg, and baked bean sandwich.

it's the cross section of a bacon, broken yolk fried egg, and baked bean sandwich with some ketchup oozing out the side.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 10/10/2026

for a cleaning company they sure caused a big mess

a blown up shot of the car from the video and the car has "bright and beautiful" written on it.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

me and my mates bringing our pump trolley on the elizabeth line.

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

mfer just straight up wrote the versions of chrome and safari that were in the guidance! those are wildly out of date! like 5 years ago out of date!

A6.2.1 Internet Browsers
Question:
Please list all internet browser(s) installed on your device.

The version is required.

Guidance (Click to toggle)
Please list all internet browsers installed on your devices, so that the Assessor can understand your setup and verify that they are in support.

For example: Chrome Version 134, Safari Version 15.

CE Requirement: You must make sure that all software in scope is kept up to date. All software on in-scope devices must be licensed and supported.

Answer:
chrome version 134
safari version 15

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

i was gonna have to fill all this shite out anyway but having to read how the customer thinks their IT is set up is mind boggling. you think you're running unsupported operating systems? really?

A6.1 Supported Operating System

Question:
Are all operating systems on your devices supported by a vendor that produces regular security updates and vulnerability fixes?

If you have included firewall or router devices in your scope, the firmware of these devices is considered to be an operating system and needs to meet this requirement.

Answer:
No

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

doing a cyber essentials for a customer and oh no the customer has logged into the iasme portal and tried to answer the questions themselves...

A5.10 Device Unlocking Method
Question:
Which method do you use to unlock the devices?

Answer:
absolutely

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 09/10/2026

whelp, just listened to the @bloodwork.show 3 parter on the history and ethics of drone warfare and boy am i a little bit sad now. worth it though. listen to @bloodwork.show

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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 06/10/2026