Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Fans of the aesthetic might recognise the first image, which has been floating around online since 2013. Finding a source has confounded three image searches, so, unable to contact the artist for purchasing, I’ve created a master copy. Original on the left, my version on the right. Moon to follow. 110
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I loved Help The Witch, and I’m sure I’m not the only one. My abiding memory of it is buying it in a bookshop in Edinburgh while up on holiday and then lying on the grass in Prince’s St Gardens to have a little read before my dinner reservation. Perfect. 192
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Reposting my Craft tarot, because it’s Halloween and I can. 030
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 31/10/2025The veil thins; the beloved dead come home. 051
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Thei wante us talkinge alone on our phones to a demon thei created, and not goinge places and being wyth each othir yn art and joy and communitye. Thei want cinemas to shut downe, and broadwaye to go darke. Thei want wryteres to stop writinge. Thei want to sell us hell and have us pay for it. 5509182
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 26/10/2025media.tenor.comAidan Turner GIFAlt: A gif of Aidan Turner playing John Mitchell in Being Human. 020
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 26/10/2025Well, since you mentioned it… here’s four I made into tarot cards. Can you believe The Craft turns 30 next year? 251
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 07/10/2025The wren is back in my garden! Bit worried the Robin might try to bully it out, so I’ve set up a second feeder as far as I can from the Robin’s Tree. Wish my mum could have seen it. 060
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Couldn’t sleep last night, so at 2am I decided to have a go at bookbinding. As you do. I had a knackered old paperback kicking around, and some fabric and paper and glue and board. It’s not perfect, but for an impromptu first attempt I think it’s pretty good. 4192
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Not saying I live in a weird neighbourhood or anything, but a guy has just walked past my open window complaining to himself: “Buncha weirdos. No neck! No NECK!” 120
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I’ve been listening to this song since I was a small girl, per my mum’s music taste — seeing it analysed is another different way to enjoy it. 161
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 28/08/2025History/genealogy folks — if you can trace an unusual surname to a small town to the point where the records run out, but then you find a separate source that records the same family name in the same small town, ~80 years before the last record, can you reasonably infer that this is the same family? 110
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodRascal: Mother Of Hogs 🐾 📷 🌿 🎨 🦔 @badrascal.bsky.social · 28/08/2025I'm ded 💀 😂 😂 😂 242291709
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Folks going up for #Pride in #London today, especially folks going for the first time: you will need sunscreen, even if it stays cloudy. Pride sunburn may be a rite of passage, but it’s also not fun. Take care of each other out there. I’m with you in spirit. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🩷💜💙 050
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 29/06/2025Have I ever mentioned how much I love the Prodigy? Because I love the Prodigy. I really, really love the Prodigy. 010
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Took the cat to the vet for his boosters last week. As I put his carrier into the taxi’s backseat, I jokingly said “put your seatbelt on, there’s a good boy!” in that special talking-to-animals voice. As I climbed in and shut the door behind me, I noticed the cab driver putting his seatbelt on… 231
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Well, I just had a V interesting conversation with 3 Reform candidates. Our local candidate’s a student nurse. Farage has come out against abortion rights. Not one of the 3 could explain why she’d climb into bed with him on that basis. Not even the candidate herself. 110
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 07/05/2025It’s time to reconsolidate a counterculture and politics against this shit. Science, art, medicine, poetry, philosophy as the beautiful life, the fullness of human civilization, that they want to destroy. Humanism, not cynicism, not slop, not tech “””nerd””” culture 242173477
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodMichelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 07/05/2025Music is joy! #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil... 416192683541
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 07/05/2025From Allen Ginsberg’s essay “Demonstration or Spectacle as Example, as Communication or How to Make a March/Spectacle,” some ideas for peaceful protest. This has been credited with the birth of Flower Power. I found it quite difficult to get hold of online, so I’ve never read it before. 030
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025It strikes me that this is definitely the kind of thing you shouldn’t get in trouble for writing. Anywhere. 010
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 15/04/2025The Apothecary, digital collages. No AI, I find the natural kind sufficient. 020
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Made this for an open call kinda near me and then realised that it was in-person drop off and collection and I’d never be able to make it. Boo. Posting it here instead because it’s easier than trying to catch three buses and two trains. 0142
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 07/02/2025I've just seen a wren in my back garden. Never seen one before. Almost perfectly spherical. A delight! 030
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Since I haven’t posted any art in a while, these are the covers and internal introduction pages for the book I’m making for myself based on my Tarot. The vision was to create a maximalist, celestial-aesthetic tarot based purely on public domain, stock, existing art, and advertising images. 2102
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodAlex Davis @alexdavis1981.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Feeling spooky this Sunday? Then perhaps the UK GHOST STORY FESTIVAL could be for you, with a huge range of talks, workshops, panels and interviews both online and in-person! www.ticketsource.co.uk/ukghoststory... 069
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodC.M. Rosens @cmrosens.com · 08/01/2025Goths for Breakfast event is on! The ticket sales raise money for Magic Breakfast, a charity that provides breakfasts to UK kids living in poverty. 1 in 4 UK children now live in poverty, and over a million live in extreme poverty, often going without meals. Get your ticket! 21618
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 07/01/2025My mum had to read My Family and Other Animals at school. As both a fast reader and an inveterate giggler, she reached the scene with the matchbox about 15 minutes before the rest of her class and lost her composure so hard that the teacher nearly threw her out of the room. Highly recommended. 000
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 27/12/2024This is a reminder that my father, when confronted, attributed 20 years of entirely unacceptable conduct (violence, cruelty, etc) on the fact that someone kissed my mother on a hen night once and she didn’t push the guy away immediately. This happened several years after the abuse started. 🤨 220
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 26/12/2024The great Boxing Day dilemma: in order to get all the food ate before it goes dodgy, we must eat like a Tudor monarch. Mandarin cheesecake or hot mince pies and ice cream for breakfast? 010
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodCats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Gorgeous stained glass piece made by my friend @stonkers.bsky.social, inspired by the medieval Old Gaelic poem, Pangur Bán. The poem was written by a monk who would work tirelessly at his studies as his cat, Pangur Bán, faithfully hunted mice. www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazi... 220136851297
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 18/12/2024UK writers of any kind: see below 7184173
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 18/12/2024The death of Freddie Mercury, for some reason. My parents weren’t even particularly big fans, I just seem to remember the family talking about it when the news broke. 040
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-Woodfrankenstonk's monster @stonkers.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Rudolph the red nosed reindeer, in the style of Beowulf 24211
Eloise Birnam-Wood @birnamwood.bsky.social · 16/12/2024Imagine living in the flat next door to him while he’s rehearsing this. 040
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodJojo Moyes @jojomoyes.bsky.social · 21/11/2024This is maddening if you use MS word to write books. Opt out to stop them using your writing to train A.I. Please share. 36789562
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodTechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 13/12/2024This is your annual reminder that it's probably best to re-order your prescription now if you need it because going off your meds at Christmas is less than ideal one year I had a panic attack and took out the Christmas tree so best to avoid that really 811026
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodAlex Wellerstein @wellerstein.bsky.social · 12/12/2024gitched sign + one of those pointless TikTok-style ads = unintentional cyberpunk at the Whole Foods 10780371274
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-Woodjae @fiadhaich.bsky.social · 12/12/2024TODAY: phone & email blockade organised by the dyke project on wes streeting between 12pm and 5pm. everyone should be able to find some time today to send an email or make some phone calls. mass involvement is key phone and email script available here: bit.ly/3ZyWGQ5 insta post: surl.li/cahdyn 21500391
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodThe Folklore Podcast @folklorepod.bsky.social · 06/12/2024CALLING ALL WRITERS! If you are seeking publication for a book that you are planning or have written in the fields of folklore, the occult, witchcraft or adjacent subjects please get in touch. I'm scouting for possible commissions for a US publisher with whom I work. DM/comment for more detailsmedia.tenor.coma black and white photo of a spider with big eyes eating somethingALT: a black and white photo of a spider with big eyes eating something 43623
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 06/12/2024One thing you will never think after reading a great book or listening to a great album or seeing a great piece of art is, “I’m really glad this person remained cautious while they were making this and guarded against being perceived as weird.” 104107802619
Reposted by Eloise Birnam-WoodEmily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Yesterday I learned that, when pronounced in French, "ChatGPT" is a complete sentence, meaning "Cat, I farted." Do with this information what you will. 610421