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Armando Iannucci @aiannucci.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
A sickening vision of the future, from a few years back on #Avenue5. May this never come to pass. youtu.be/2k_95UOQDr0?...
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Office of the Other President - Avenue 5
YouTube video by kayline vesma
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Will the NYT write as many A1 stories on this as they did on Hillary’s private email server? lol jk jk of course not
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Now the whole country gets the experience of what it's like when private equity buys the place you work
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The world’s richest man—who was neither born here in America nor elected to any government office—has illegally hijacked our treasury and is cutting off aid to poor people. If Dems can’t use this messaging to pull people to their side then the party should cease to exist.
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Sam Schwartz @samuelschwartz.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
This was one week ago.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If you are a federal worker being offered a buyout, I would advise against taking it. Of course, this is a personal decision for everyone and it’s your choice. But these offers are a rush job. The legality is questionable and this admin does not keep to its word. They aren’t firing for a reason.
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
➡️ January 20: FAA director fired ➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen ➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded ➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees ➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years Making America Great Again!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
If the FAA director got fired over a business beef AND there was an air traffic controller hiring freeze despite huge shortages AND a chaotic blitz to hollow out federal bureaucracy, and then within a week the first American airliner crashes in 16 years, you would be insane not to talk about it all.
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Abby Vesoulis @abbyvesoulis.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Was literally talking to the union representing federal air traffic controllers earlier today about how there’s already a major shortage of air traffic controllers and the resignation offers they all just got from OPM could seriously endanger public safety.
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Blue Axeman @blueaxeman.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Not sure who is rooting for the Bills more, Bills fans or Eagles fans who don’t want to see Kermit again.
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Note that anyone can email the snitch line, DEIAtruth@opm.gov. So if you’ve got any, uh, thoughts or information you’d like to share about this initiative, fire off that email today!
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 26/05/2024
phanatic with quote bubble that reads “I should call her”
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 15/01/2025
What’s the best vanity plate you’ve ever seen? I’ll go first
A Porsche 911 with a BUSH DID vanity plate
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Under the Wave off Kanagawa, by Katsushika Hokusai, 1830-32, 📸 by @edgarpix
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
A cigar and a cigarette, classic Birds
Chuck Bednarik celebrating the 1960 NFL Championship in the locker room, still in uniform, with a lit cigar in his mouth and a lit cigarette between his two fingers
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
“Absolutely KB!” exclaims Tom Brady. The booth is empty. The lights are off. He is staring into the abyss, alone. The game has been over for hours.
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This is old but it came in my Onion newsletter tonight and fuck it’s just brilliant I’m dying theonion.com/fritolaysia-...
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Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan
KARUNCHI, SNAKISTAN—Citing crumbling relations due to years of protracted french-onion diplomacy, the president of the Central Asian doritocracy Fritolaysia withdrew the country’s ambassadors from Sna...
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RedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 10/01/2025
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sincerely, rob dubbin @robdubbin.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Announcing my new chrome extension, in the millennials/snake-people tradition, to fix one of the major aesthetic liabilities on the internet right now: "I asked ChatGPT" phrases in posts and headlines. Join me and free yourself by installing My Stupid Friend chromewebstore.google.com/detail/my-st...
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Aysha 🔜 Cancon @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
all art is made from spite or horniness, and a computer cannot be spiteful or horny, so a computer should never make art
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Palmscape II, by Mrinalini Mukherjee, 2013
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 03/01/2025
Here's a little bit about Joel Kaplan, Meta's new Global Affairs Officer! He sucks! www.wheresyoured.at/killingfaceb...
Yet Zuckerberg could not perpetuate these disgusting acts without the help of people like Chief Marketing Officer Alex Schultz, who saw to it that Meta shut down CrowdTangle, a public insights tool from Meta that allowed researchers to easily analyze what was happening on Facebook. Horwitz reports in Broken Code that Facebook — led by Alex Schultz — killed CrowdTangle because reporter Kevin Roose kept posting a list of Facebook’s most-engaged-with content, and that Facebook was dominated with right wing lunacy and misinformation like “Plandemic,” a COVID conspiracy film that Joel Kaplan, head of Meta’s public policy team, initially blocked the health team from removing until Roose reported that it was Facebook’s number one post.

Just to be abundantly clear, the Head of Public Policy at Facebook deliberately allowed the spread of COVID conspiracies, and would have continued to do so if a reporter hadn’t used a Facebook tool to show how popular they were, which resulted in Facebook choosing to kill the tool that allowed the reporter to find out.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 01/01/2025
[Nixon voice] when the P2 team does it, it’s not targeting
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nervous demon purveyor 🔥 ndpdesign 🦄 Unwritten Earths Symposium @ndpdesign.com · 01/01/2025
every tech company in 2025
Picture of a page from a Mo Willems children’s story Elephant and Piggie, wherein piggie is offering Elephant a bowl of green goo with flies buzzing around it while yelling “Do you want to try my slop?” - Elephant does not look excited
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Cast VII, by Antony Gormley, 2009, 📸 by @Donmontague
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Anyway do you guys ever think about how Sam Darnold, who is better than Brock Purdy, was the 49ers backup QB when they lost one of the closest Super Bowls ever
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 31/12/2024
I wish the writer Melvin Durslag was still alive to witness a Pop Tart be put to death in a toaster at the end of a bowl game.
A graphic about bowl
Games getting too crazy with sponsors.
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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
A friend asked ChatGPT to summarize this post — and it got everything wrong: stressing failed European institutions, which the post downplayed, somehow bringing in Brexit, which I never mentioned. Ominous paulkrugman.substack.com/p/why-does-u...
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Why Does U.S. Technology Rule?
Maybe it's just in the right place
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Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
President, humanitarian, strike thrower
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
What a flex
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Kind of interesting that Google has simply stopped being embarrassed by this sort of thing
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
It’s not wrong.
Cartoon comparing serious and quick action after a CEO shooting and essentially no action acted 971 school shootings in 2024 alone.
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 26/12/2024
From the Discord. Your four options to match the color scheme: Cal, Pitt, Toledo, WVU.
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Edward Ongweso Jr @edwardongwesojr.com · 26/12/2024
lately i've been working on essays for the new year on AI infrastructure, crypto casinos, the proliferation of on-demand labor platforms, the coming tech-finance-fossil fuel plot to financialize nature, and more! subscribe to get them in your inbox! thetechbubble.substack.com
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The Tech Bubble | Edward Ongweso Jr | Substack
Dispatches on technology and its political economy. Click to read The Tech Bubble, by Edward Ongweso Jr, a Substack publication with thousands of subscribers.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/12/2024
Rand Paul Floats Elon Musk For House Speaker theonion.com/rand-paul-fl...
Rand Paul Floats Elon Musk For House Speaker
"Is there anything Elon can't pretend to do?"
-Joshua Brizuela, Utensil Organizer
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Daniel José Older @djolder.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Give "Control Salt Delete" kid a medal you cowards
A list of snowplow name suggestions from kindergarten thru 4th grade classes including "Control Salt Delete"
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claire de lune @clairempls.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
lebron with the mic drop after an all time classic: “i love the nfl. but christmas is our day.”
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Grant Feller @grantfeller.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
The brilliant @aiannucci.bsky.social on disrupters
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Kelsey McKinney @mckinneykelsey.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Bad Company by Megan Greenwell. June 10, 2025
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Paul Krugman @pkrugman.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
So Elon Musk has endorsed Germany's AfD. I did Nazi that coming. OK, that's a lie. It was obviously where he was going. We can argue whether Trump fully fits the definition of a fascist, but Musk, who increasingly looks like the senior partner, isn't hiding it at all
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God @thegodshow.com · 16/12/2024
Hey corporate media, Thou shalt not spend thousands of hours on one CEO’s shooting and only one hour on a classroom of children.
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Colin Camerer @cfcamerer.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Great data journalism: people report “best times” is when they were 10-15 yo www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 15/12/2024
What about Goodness Snake? Like, “you better be good for Goodness Snake”? A snake (normal sized or big, I don’t care) who passes moral judgment on you at the holidays. Do I have any Hollywood people here?
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