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@birbmoder.bsky.social
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Twink death survivor. Old enough to be an ex-OSRS addict. Chronically bored. Professional void screamer

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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 9h
oh my god
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 12/10/2026
It's very surprising I have any friends sometimes.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is how I spent my birthday btw. There were some owls around too! TREEEEEEEES!
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 12/10/2026
"i used chat gpt to apologize to my wife and buy a gift for my child, both of whom i inexplicably hate" yeah well i dont even use autocomplete when i tell my girlfriend i love her because i want every button press to contain the maximum amount of love and it's not nearly enough
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Dr. Catherine Wall @catherinesjwall.com · 10/10/2026
Hi. I'm the first author of this study. Feel free to see more information about my work below. But while I'm here, I see you got a lot of traction with your commentary above, but it lacked context. The news source that this comes from is primarily run by undergrads bsky.app/profile/cath...
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/10/2026
Happy International Lesbian Day, from VGAPride! Here's one of the many lesbian pride flags (the 5-stripe variant of the "sunset" flag).
The 5-stripe sunset lesbian pride flag, shown on a beige DOS computer and CRT screen
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought estrogen would fix my sleeping eating disorder, but I was so wrong. It is out of control now, I need help
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is quite notable that we didnt really have any good concerts this year. European bands, the ones that I listen to, are not flying here. There was not a single concert that I wanted to go this summer. The last one was Kreator, almost 5 months ago.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't stop thinking about that one teacher I had in high school. He had very long and curly hair, his signature. He was the person who encouraged me to let my hair grow when I had doubts. It later became my signature as well. He was pretty much me, but elder millenial and masc
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saruman and Isengard is apparently real and happened IRL. Holy motherfucking fuck how evil do you have be to be compared to Saruman of all people? Fuck... If you've seen the video you know what I'm talking about. If not, you will see it very soon.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a lot more white hairs than I had last year. This year hasnt been kind to me. I hope I dont fucking age, I dont think I will be able to deal with that. The fear of twink death is way more than ever
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Mummy. The bad CGI scarabs visibly moving under people's skin were awful lmao it still creeps me out
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Spooky Scary Sunny-tons @sunnydlite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
logging in and seeing all my gay friends
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I finally bought Manor Lords after procrastinating it for quite a while. And I played it for far more than I would like to admit.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This requires having some sort of humanity, and it's apparently something quite rare
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello again. I guess I'm 32 now
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So I ordered some potting mix, mulch and other gardening stuff from Lowe's. A dude with majestically long hair wearing all black delivered it. Yeah, I will see him again. This guy won't miss Kreator next week lmao Lowe's never disappoints for some reason.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh my God this thing will be a monster soon what have I done there are 3 others in the same pot LOOK AT ALL THOSE BUDS!!
A mini rose that I impulse purchased and defoliated due to almost everything bad possible happening to it. 
There are 3 others in this 8" pot, and they look the same!

Secret is a little liquified putrid rotting fish, god indoor ones are doing great as well, I hope John Davis and John Cabot leap hard as well I need them to climb ASAP
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME
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Living Willow Structure
YouTube video by Fraser Valley Rose Farm
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I should stop impulse shopping... I should stop impulse shopping... I should stop impulse shopping... BUT IT WILL LOOK SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I bought a half whiskey barrel to plant roses in it)
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
JA, DAS IST SO INDEED!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Only like a week left. We weren't going to go because last time was kinda violent(ly fun) and I needed some time away from thrash... But... KRUSHERS OF THE WORLD!!
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KREATOR - Krushers Of The World (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I should stop depression posting. Like, I can just make this. And my wife thinks that I can make a useless empty jar beautiful. y dprs?
Bunch of roses that I needed to cut, in a jar, ready for our dinner table
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Omg Alissa White-Gluz has joined Dragonforce, they were already one of my favorite bands to see IRL, and they just keep getting better and better!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My gender is here
I dont want to go back the shadows, can I please stay this time?I dont want to go back the shadows, can I please stay this time?
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Parasocial media
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
oh my god my yard has endangered species what the fuck do I do now AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Everything
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If this doesn't tell me "impulse buy R to EF adapter RIGHT NOW" I dont know what would... 150mm is so short, I want a better aperture range as well, I already have a 70-300 but its the old mount
A Cooper's Hawk? In MY backyard? In THIS economy???

There's also a squirrel on the left, terrified for its life, frozen, neighter fighting nor flighting, just frozen
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I am not alone. But we all are.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
The female juvenile brown-headed cowbird that I had trouble identifying (they are all shy brown smol sparrow-birds!!) couple weeks ago is not only maturing pretty fast also has a juvenile male around now. Those poor sparrows will have another couple "weird eggs" soon lmao
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Squirrels dug my roses out. This means war. They will never dare entering my backyard again.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Oh wow, I can just go spend $100 on gift cards, get 2% cashback, get bunch of numbers worth $100, get another bunch of numbers worth $1/gal, and just summon about $23 and $2, and turn $100 into $125. I just summoned $125 out of thin air doing that. It actually works, there is no catch!
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 24/04/2026
Snagged my first Pileated Woodpecker and Spotted Sandpiper this morning. The sandpipers are so cute, they teeter back and forth like a toy. And god the Pileated woodpecker is so big! Lovely walk around Monocacy today.
Pileated woodpecker ont runkSpotted sandpiper
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
A Redheaded Woodpecker clears out some wood chips while working on a nest cavity.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Buni
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The squirrel was eyeing my bird feeder, and me. I yelled "NO!" inside my room, loudly, and he just fucking left. I'll put something on his log, he deserves something.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Ah yes I did not miss this side of photography lmao
An American Robin, robining robinly behind the branches because you will never get a good angle lmao they will always be behind something or out of focus because AF was too slow (R mount is lightspeed wow) and they are already gone
After taking like 10000 shots maybe I'll pick a couple

I need an R to EF adapter ASAP so I can use my 70-300
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I maed a fren todya
A squirrel eyeing some raisins on a log, from a "safe place" which is behind that tree, where he used to hide from meSame squirrel doing the same from a different angle*nom*
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Wait, do people still send pm's?
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Holy shit modern equipment is astronomical units better than what I am used to! A mirrorless camera is so, SO light and fast and just outright better than DSLR's... Wow! I probably won't regret my poor decisions but; I will never financially recover from this... Oh well, birb time soon!
Oldschool mirror selfie, you see BACK IN MAH DAY, we did not have those damn smartypants phones we just used big ass cameras! Although this is mirrorless
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I've never cared about osrs leagues should I start caring? Is this one any better? I am very burnt out, the first dragon cup was exhausting and it was freefall ever since
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I'm actually considering making a Tumblr account for real, it really doesn't look bad in 2026. Internet apocalypse was on that website first, and the ones who are still using it look pretty normal, but the rest of us are drowning in the apocalyptic events right now
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"The Home Depot 50% off impulse purchase terrarium" is getting interesting now, this random isopod will live there now. Didnt know it had a spider in it either. But spiders are purely carnivorous, how did it survive? And as I was making this post, I saw another very tiny being! There's my answer...
I just randomly happened to find an isopod near my plants and I chucked it in. Apparently there's also a spider. Interesting... I need a magnifying glass
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I really should just buy a new camera and a macro lens already, I thought phones were good enough nowadays but it was objectively wrong, this could've been much better with better equipment. I'll take another on Alt text has some background info
Two cut mini roses in a repurposed estradiol valerate vial, or vase now I suppose, background has a fittonia, the roses themselves, and a candle, and a sliding door, this is my sun room, it is bright enough to make roses bloom.
I am not happy with this, I need something like a 50mm, this is very wide angle and the background is in more focus than I want, and bokeh sucks too. I'll set the same thing up again soon, when I have enough free time to do my research and get a new one
But I don't think an A54 can do better than this. It was "almost there" for a lot of the photos that I take so I never replaced/repaired my old camera
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I am sipping my coffee, reading my book while watching after a day of gardening while watching Artemis 2 splashdown. It is cool and overcast outside. I went out for a walk and there was a light spray of rain. I watched 3 red tailed hawks fight in a cemetery. I couldn't possibly be more comfy today!
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