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@birbmoder.bsky.social
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Twink death survivor. Old enough to be an ex-OSRS addict. Chronically bored. Professional void screamer

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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is how I spent my birthday btw. There were some owls around too! TREEEEEEEES!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude I have been gaslit for my entire life that England was wet. It's just cloudy and bleak. It gets merely average rainfall, like 550mm/year. We not only get 2x precipitation, our summers are 35C with 28C dew point(this kills people over there), winters are -15C too Wales and Scotland though,yea
Rainfall map of the UK
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello again. I guess I'm 32 now
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I kinda approve kinda not and you can and will agree with both lmao
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh my God this thing will be a monster soon what have I done there are 3 others in the same pot LOOK AT ALL THOSE BUDS!!
A mini rose that I impulse purchased and defoliated due to almost everything bad possible happening to it. 
There are 3 others in this 8" pot, and they look the same!

Secret is a little liquified putrid rotting fish, god indoor ones are doing great as well, I hope John Davis and John Cabot leap hard as well I need them to climb ASAP
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I should stop depression posting. Like, I can just make this. And my wife thinks that I can make a useless empty jar beautiful. y dprs?
Bunch of roses that I needed to cut, in a jar, ready for our dinner table
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Well hello there
;)
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
My gender is here
I dont want to go back the shadows, can I please stay this time?I dont want to go back the shadows, can I please stay this time?
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
If this doesn't tell me "impulse buy R to EF adapter RIGHT NOW" I dont know what would... 150mm is so short, I want a better aperture range as well, I already have a 70-300 but its the old mount
A Cooper's Hawk? In MY backyard? In THIS economy???

There's also a squirrel on the left, terrified for its life, frozen, neighter fighting nor flighting, just frozen
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Buni
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Ah yes I did not miss this side of photography lmao
An American Robin, robining robinly behind the branches because you will never get a good angle lmao they will always be behind something or out of focus because AF was too slow (R mount is lightspeed wow) and they are already gone
After taking like 10000 shots maybe I'll pick a couple

I need an R to EF adapter ASAP so I can use my 70-300
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I maed a fren todya
A squirrel eyeing some raisins on a log, from a "safe place" which is behind that tree, where he used to hide from meSame squirrel doing the same from a different angle*nom*
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Holy shit modern equipment is astronomical units better than what I am used to! A mirrorless camera is so, SO light and fast and just outright better than DSLR's... Wow! I probably won't regret my poor decisions but; I will never financially recover from this... Oh well, birb time soon!
Oldschool mirror selfie, you see BACK IN MAH DAY, we did not have those damn smartypants phones we just used big ass cameras! Although this is mirrorless
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
"The Home Depot 50% off impulse purchase terrarium" is getting interesting now, this random isopod will live there now. Didnt know it had a spider in it either. But spiders are purely carnivorous, how did it survive? And as I was making this post, I saw another very tiny being! There's my answer...
I just randomly happened to find an isopod near my plants and I chucked it in. Apparently there's also a spider. Interesting... I need a magnifying glass
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I really should just buy a new camera and a macro lens already, I thought phones were good enough nowadays but it was objectively wrong, this could've been much better with better equipment. I'll take another on Alt text has some background info
Two cut mini roses in a repurposed estradiol valerate vial, or vase now I suppose, background has a fittonia, the roses themselves, and a candle, and a sliding door, this is my sun room, it is bright enough to make roses bloom.
I am not happy with this, I need something like a 50mm, this is very wide angle and the background is in more focus than I want, and bokeh sucks too. I'll set the same thing up again soon, when I have enough free time to do my research and get a new one
But I don't think an A54 can do better than this. It was "almost there" for a lot of the photos that I take so I never replaced/repaired my old camera
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
You can literally just go see some ducks!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My end goal is never needing to go birding ever again. Meaning I want them in my backyard, ALL of them! Now that we've moved and the lawn enforcement has left us alone, we can finally be ourselves. Got this book recently and it is EXACTLY what I wanted. 10/10, would recommend!
Reading an epic book on my couch while waiting for a supercell to pass and bring monster hail.
You can see a tbow on my window. If you've seen it IRL, you did not.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Am I the hippie flowerchild or the napalm and war thrash metal? We will never know. I just know that I can't travel or use the bathroom anymore...
I hurt my wrist in the pit and I'm flipping the mirror off. And my leg. And the other leg. And my knee. And I have to recover for Dark Tranquility.

Also overwhelming majority of 80's thrash metal is anti war, which would be considered "woke" nowadays.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It was my 2nd year HRT anniversary. I went wild. And by wild I meant observing the local flora.
The big dumb fucking idiot is too busy trying to use plantnet on something that's pretty much dry and featureless
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
NEVER!
Okay maybe once or twice...
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
66, 69 or 73... pick your meme number. 67 is not a valid option.
67 is really not a valid option.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Help
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Long bacon room
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
VALHALLA DELIVERANCE WHY'VE YOU EVER FORGOTTEN ME?
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
We have the best pride flag
Do not doxx me plox everyone knows that house
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
sickos
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Weeeee
Everyone doing the quest
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
We got another mirror!
Me in my 10 year old Gojira T-shirt, do not use a dryer if you want your clothes to last just as long
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
What if I stayed 2271 even after sailing? I already maxed anyway
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
"I am so fucked up"
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Mission failed. We'll get them next time...
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Uh, I'm about to lose my cooler red defender. I gotta do something about it... Sometime... Maybe later Should I do awakened bosses and still not buy torva? I should for the memes, just like my total level.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
What the hell happened to this boss and what is this pb? Shouldn't this be like 7 mins? I'm genuinely asking this is the first time I'm doing this since early 2024
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Alright well, I think it is time to deiron. (or not I bet you have a dupe mule post rsn)
Why the fuck is this thing only 51m
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
4.7m points. If you can guess what it is, you can have it. I am rich enough to give a tbow away so don't really focus on value
No it's not a tbow I said I'm rich enough but if you somehow call a tbow while I'm still raiding, you can have 100m, did that once with my shadow.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Why do I even bother
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
:c
Chambers of Cox
Please save me
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
OH YES, THE ACTUAL INTENDED RUNESCAPE EXPERIENCE!!! HA HA HA!! YES!!!!!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
How do I boymode now... HELP!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I didn't think I'd hear the words "Taylor Swift" and "circle pit" together, but there I was, in the pit, while a Taylor Swift song was being played. Thanks DragonForce!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
The cushion covers are here, now I need a good 27" CRT for that spot. Also it's our 10th anniversary today and we are on our way to see my favorite band! It's hard to believe 2015 was 10 years ago, it feels like that year hasn't ended at all. We were just two dumb kids, and well, we still are...
I really need to find a reasonably priced 27" CRT for that empty spot, and a 20", and a 13", and maybe more... They will be daisy chained and it will be awesome and lainpilled
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I miss the old internet. Inappropriate advices require inappropriate responses.
OP: I have an old console issue!
Weirdo Redditor: Get emulators or a 3ds
Based Redditor: Get bent
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Guess I am having NES for breakfast now...
I am boiling the NES 72 pin connector.

Yes it is safe for human consumption. USDA approved.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
No one can stop me
Fear me
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Oh my god holy FUCK I solved my main CRT's issues and it was the dumbest thing in the alt text. I am kinda fuming rn, but hey it's NOT broken!!! It looks and runs like a dream!
So I was messing with the service menu, and I noted everything possible down and did a factory reset. Well that was a big mistake because I lost audio and an extra ANT input appeared.
Turns out that also reset those 3 OPT values to "whatever", they were not the default values for my model, so the dumbass was thinking it was a different model and it was a separate menu within service menu, design menu. And the service manual had the values for 1 and 2, but not 0, I found it with trial and error.
I didn't even bother to check if those values were correct, because SURELY it will be the preset values, right??!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Maneater Mildred from Dark Souls
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Guess what? Ribs.
CROCKPOTRIBSPREPAREDBYMYWIFESLOWCOOKEDFOR8HOURSALMOSTREADYTOEATFALLOFTHEBONETENDERANDJUICYANDDELICIOUS
With rice
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