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@birbmoder.bsky.social
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Twink death survivor. Old enough to be an ex-OSRS addict. Chronically bored. Professional void screamer

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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 4h
Oh god, my wife is REALLY getting into records, we are going to end up very poor
I'm holding Monolord - Empress Rising and Purple Hill Witch - Purple Hill Witch records in front of my poinsettias. 
We really need an actual proper turntable now, I'm not gonna risk scratching those niche records.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 19h
Oh my phone has a notification that predates this post by 7 minutes, are they relevant?
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 21h
oh my god
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💖 Birdhism Jen @birdhism.com · 12/10/2026
It's very surprising I have any friends sometimes.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This is how I spent my birthday btw. There were some owls around too! TREEEEEEEES!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Rainbow capitalism has always been disgusting to me and would actually make me avoid the brand, because I am not something they can exploit for money. But on the other hand, I am glad that this is happening. Because it means the tables have turned and the evil time is slowly ending
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🦊.quiet.ink @quiet.ink · 12/10/2026
"i used chat gpt to apologize to my wife and buy a gift for my child, both of whom i inexplicably hate" yeah well i dont even use autocomplete when i tell my girlfriend i love her because i want every button press to contain the maximum amount of love and it's not nearly enough
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Dr. Catherine Wall @catherinesjwall.com · 10/10/2026
Hi. I'm the first author of this study. Feel free to see more information about my work below. But while I'm here, I see you got a lot of traction with your commentary above, but it lacked context. The news source that this comes from is primarily run by undergrads bsky.app/profile/cath...
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I mean, where else would you store your beer??
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I miss when social media was social and just "bunch of nerds hanging out", instead of this modern number go up game
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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/10/2026
Happy International Lesbian Day, from VGAPride! Here's one of the many lesbian pride flags (the 5-stripe variant of the "sunset" flag).
The 5-stripe sunset lesbian pride flag, shown on a beige DOS computer and CRT screen
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I thought estrogen would fix my sleeping eating disorder, but I was so wrong. It is out of control now, I need help
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Uhh hey that's a personal attack!!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
There was Amonklok with Castle Rat, but I'm not getting hate crimed. The one that won't get me hate crimed was quite far away, and we missed it because I wasn't feeling well
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is quite notable that we didnt really have any good concerts this year. European bands, the ones that I listen to, are not flying here. There was not a single concert that I wanted to go this summer. The last one was Kreator, almost 5 months ago.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HIS HANDS HIS HANDS HIS HANDS HIS HANDS HIS HANDS HIS HANDS HIS HANDS HIS HANDS OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODHISHANDSAAAAA He was my highschool crush for a reason. And I grew up, and I can see the songwriting process way more clearly now. Wow.. There were way more reasons
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On the other hand... He also told me to listen to Korn. And I kinda hate him for it. Don't do that to a 16 year old kid with deep "issues" lmao Not only that, Jonathan Davis is pretty much EXACTLY my type. I will never ever stop fangirling. Like, oh my god his hands!!!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't stop thinking about that one teacher I had in high school. He had very long and curly hair, his signature. He was the person who encouraged me to let my hair grow when I had doubts. It later became my signature as well. He was pretty much me, but elder millenial and masc
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My cousin is kinda hyped for it, you could be right
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It is quite interesting how this rainfall map is almost exactly country map of the UK. The English actually avoided the wet areas and stayed in the dryer south eastern areas I miss having ANY topography like that. We get polar winters and tropical summers and the clash of the two spawns tornadoes
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude I have been gaslit for my entire life that England was wet. It's just cloudy and bleak. It gets merely average rainfall, like 550mm/year. We not only get 2x precipitation, our summers are 35C with 28C dew point(this kills people over there), winters are -15C too Wales and Scotland though,yea
Rainfall map of the UK
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Saruman and Isengard is apparently real and happened IRL. Holy motherfucking fuck how evil do you have be to be compared to Saruman of all people? Fuck... If you've seen the video you know what I'm talking about. If not, you will see it very soon.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That happens to me quite a lot in pretty much every social environment, and seeing that for the first time made my brain go "????????"
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm trying to cook less nowadays so we wont have leftovers, but its so hard sometimes..
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a lot more white hairs than I had last year. This year hasnt been kind to me. I hope I dont fucking age, I dont think I will be able to deal with that. The fear of twink death is way more than ever
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Mummy. The bad CGI scarabs visibly moving under people's skin were awful lmao it still creeps me out
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Spooky Scary Sunny-tons @sunnydlite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
logging in and seeing all my gay friends
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I finally bought Manor Lords after procrastinating it for quite a while. And I played it for far more than I would like to admit.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This requires having some sort of humanity, and it's apparently something quite rare
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think I was overdoing the fem part of twinkness back then. Pretty much every single group I was in independently came up with the joke "if you lose the group, just look for the curly girl" because I was a little too androgynous for a twink, I had my own category This is a blessing and a curse
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hello again. I guess I'm 32 now
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
People simply enjoying each others presence is very based. It does not have to be a "job", just sit down and enjoy them. If I could do that to half strangers that I somehow distantly met at a bar, you should be able to do it to the person that you claim to love
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I kinda approve kinda not and you can and will agree with both lmao
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
For most of the stuff, chores and whatnot, yeah same. But watching birds and taking care of plants is, watching life, and giving life. That's beyond all. My mom described it as "some sort of holy if you think about it", and I can't argue against it, especially since she is the religious one, not me
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
So I ordered some potting mix, mulch and other gardening stuff from Lowe's. A dude with majestically long hair wearing all black delivered it. Yeah, I will see him again. This guy won't miss Kreator next week lmao Lowe's never disappoints for some reason.
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Oh my God this thing will be a monster soon what have I done there are 3 others in the same pot LOOK AT ALL THOSE BUDS!!
A mini rose that I impulse purchased and defoliated due to almost everything bad possible happening to it. 
There are 3 others in this 8" pot, and they look the same!

Secret is a little liquified putrid rotting fish, god indoor ones are doing great as well, I hope John Davis and John Cabot leap hard as well I need them to climb ASAP
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Civ.. what? What the fuck I still haven't played 5 lmao
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Same lmao
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
oh waow
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Just do it like me and don't even deal with it and just go with the vibes. It is an option! Jus bee ursef!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
OH MY GOD THIS IS AWESOME
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Living Willow Structure
YouTube video by Fraser Valley Rose Farm
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Someone here kept a very tall wendigo in their yard, behind some trees from September to like February and it was awesome! I was sad to see them take it down
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
If even I managed to do it, you can do it too!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I should stop impulse shopping... I should stop impulse shopping... I should stop impulse shopping... BUT IT WILL LOOK SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I bought a half whiskey barrel to plant roses in it)
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
JA, DAS IST SO INDEED!
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Birbmoder @birbmoder.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Only like a week left. We weren't going to go because last time was kinda violent(ly fun) and I needed some time away from thrash... But... KRUSHERS OF THE WORLD!!
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KREATOR - Krushers Of The World (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
YouTube video by Nuclear Blast Records
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