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Uncontrolled legal migrant. It is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in the broken world.

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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 12h
Watching the final ep of Widow's Bay.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 12h
Gary Sambrook eats big dinners.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tyson Fury saying he wants Trump to league his entrance ring walk vs JoshuaPhilomena Cunk saying 'absolute cunt'
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is it reading too much into things to note that the biggest errors by England in this international break have all been Manchester City players? Maybe other things on their minds.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So it's not all bad, then...
Article in The Athletic arguing that Manchester City's cheating had impacted Liverpool FC the most.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Honestly, the first thought in my head on seeing this was 'Sarah Pochin' and I think that 'MPs chain' game may have permanently broken my brain...
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rich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nothing quite says “innocent” like blackmailing a country to get away with systemic cheating
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
HE CANNOT BE STOPPED.
MP recognition quiz showing I scored 73 correct answers in a row...
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Traitors is when I realise what it must be like for non football fans during a World Cup. But honestly I enjoy social media when there's a live real-time thing, even if I'm not in on it. It's nice to see people talking about something not shit.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Friends fear he's now beyond help...
MP recognition quiz showing I scored 34 in a row.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Lucky Alice, I guess...
MP recognition quiz, again, text: Which one is Lewis Cocking [referring to an MP to identify by photo] underneath: Correct - Alice Macdonald (Labour, Norwich North) [referring to the previous answer]
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Chris Farnell @thebrainofchris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Screenshot of a tweet of mine reading:
"My Mechanical Turk might seem like a sideshow now, but in a few centuries it will vastly grow in capacity!"
"You mean the mechanism might grow more sophisticated to the point where it rivals the intellect of a man?"
"No sir! I mean we'll be able to fit even more guys inside!"
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Where the place? Upon the heath! There to fuck with Macbeth.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I feel very seen...
New Yorker cartoon, man hypnotising another with a swinging pocketwatch saying "You're getting verrrry sleepy but you will still stay up until 12.45am for no reason"
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MP recognition quiz showing two photos of bald middle aged white men smiling weakly, either of which could be Clive Betts.MP recognition quiz showing two photos of bald middle aged tanned white men with pointy heads, either of which could be Andrew Griffith.The Office (U.S.) "they're the same picture" meme.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Graffiti on long wall: trains, sluts, drugs
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Back to the Cow Lookerering again, after a few weeks off and, let me say, things are getting horny on main rn.
Brown cows in the Highwoods Country Park under sunny blue skies. Brown cows in Highwoods Country Park field again, but one is attempting to mount the other.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What Rodri is saying is, until the UAE takeover, Manchester City's players simply didn't put in enough effort.
Screencap of Rodri saying Citeh's triumphs on the football pitch were not a result of money but of effort.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay, low key obsessed now. Step away from the game...
MP recognition quiz showing I scored 27 MPs in a row, a new PB.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm hiring a Strategist rn and, honestly, if you're good you can bring a 4-course Chinese and KFC bucket.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Anyway. Slow Horses time...
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These sound like names from The Day Today.
MP recognition quiz, me failing to recognise an MP with the highly improbable name of Lincoln Jopp.MP recognition quiz, screen shot of my failure to recognise Perran Moon, like THAT'S a real person.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MP recognition quiz, screen cap, two similar age men, but only one can be Danny Beales.Sweating spaceman meme, trying to choose between two buttons.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like Oasis won’t be the only second division act to play at the Etihad next summer, eh lads?
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Al Pacino in Godfather III saying 'Just when I was out, they pull me back in'Results page of me scoring 11 in a row of James O'Malley's 'How many MPs in a row can you recognise?'
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kombucha Girl meme, with positive face next to a LinkedIn profile that has been tweaked to say Susie Quattro and the repulsed girl face next to the full profile that reveals her name is Susie Matallana Quattrocchi.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obvs it's clickbait and Chernobyl's ranking is a disgrace, but Downton Abbey beating the Gilmore Girls by nearly 50 places is absurd.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't believe Mr Reasonable Tory turned out to have Reasonable Concerns.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No way I'm beating this superb guessing streak. Based mainly on looking deep into their eyes and asking myself "Does he look like a 'Barry'?" MP Chain 🏛️ I recognised 1️⃣8️⃣ MPs in a row. How long is your chain? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mpchain/
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MP Chain — How many MPs can you recognise?
Pick the named MP from two portraits. One wrong answer ends your chain.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'The secret ingredient is crime' meme from Peepshow but with Pep Guardiola.Bbc sport headline: man city found guilty of majority of 115 financial rule breaches - sources tell BBC.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Very much enjoying Ludwig (season 1) though I'm made irrationally anxious by who is creating Ludwig's puzzles/crosswords during his extended absence cosplaying as his brother.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Honestly, highly embarrassing. My younger self would have been ashamed. MP Recall 🏛️ I named 13/649 current MPs in five minutes. 🟥 7/403 LAB 🟦 3/118 CON 🟧 1/71 LD 🩵 1/8 REF 🟪 1/2 YP Can you beat me? toys.jamesomalley.co.uk/mprecall/
toys.jamesomalley.co.uk
MP Recall — How many MPs can you remember?
Name as many current UK MPs as you can in five minutes.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks, I'd rather punch myself in the knackers.
Sky TV promoting its new show The Wargame with Michael Gove, Nicola Sturgeon, Penny Mordaunt et al cosplaying Winston Churchill, wargaming a Russian attack on the UK.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks, Andrea. MAKE U THINK.
Email to me from Andrea someone that starts "Someone at Honda R&D Americas told me once 'you put one in and get three back'. I think about that a lot."
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#VisitEssex
Essex Live news story: man 'put carrot up his bottom' at Essex beauty spot, outrageous public decency.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Back in England, playing the exciting game of 'If I fall asleep on this train, I'll end up in Abbey Wood'. 😴
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
British United Airlines staff finding out my passport and ticket names are slightly different vs American United Airlines staff discovering the same.
Bob Katter, Australian politician, smiling.Bob Katter, Australian politician, snearing.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Managed to bag the peanut butter M&Ms...
8 bags of peanut butter M&Ms in the hand of a white male.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Anyway, this happened at lunch.
A genuine Chicago deep pan pizza pie. A genuine Chicago deep pan pizza pie, cross section.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Okay, this is more like it
The Bean in Millennium Park, Chicago. The Chicago Theatre, North State StThe iconic Chicago Tribune building on the river, with a boat in the foreground.Looking down the river past the Trump building, Chicago.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Make your fucking minds up, Boomers.
Daily Telegraph headline: millennials should stop buying acocado toast if they want to afford a house.Michael Deacon in the Daily Telegraph rounding on people taking a packed lunch into the office.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was today years old when I realised I have been mixing up Stephanie Cole and Stephanie Beacham my whole life.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I saw this and just assumed this was some sort of lookalike show...
Wayne Rooney fronting up a new TV quiz show, with an inset pic of Alex Brooker who looks disturbingly like Rooney.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Reflecting on the irony of most pubs I've been in having a dusty RNLI collection box somewhere.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Friday, last day, so I'm going biscuits and gravy...
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Ryan Vamps @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
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Mike @bingohandjob.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Last night in Chicago, so tonight we're GOING BOWLING!
John Goodman as Walter Sobchek in The Big Lebowski
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