At the laundromat and this little kid is talking to his mom.
Kid: No, JESUS made the dinosaur and that dinosaur grew up and had the egg. The egg came first.
Mom: (busy loading laundry) uh huh
Bike Tyson
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Really cool. And funny. And smart. And cool.
![text message from an unknown number
unknown: your car is parked at the entrance to my driveway, making it difficult for me to g et in and out. could you please move your car? thanks.
me: ok i moved it
unknown: hello. my name is maria. this car is still in my driveway. you need to move it. thank you for your cooperation.
[photo of a blue car in a driveway]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eqh433fdh2bqhvt455e3tg67/bafkreifv6jnvxwyagc7ycyoxbx5pmhkujualzizaec4n7ojgq3efsxlxqa)
