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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 7h

If you CAN be Purdue you’re not great either!

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 7h

Actually I have a race from earlier this year at like 7:05, which is still annoying but 5 minutes isn’t 9 seconds!

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 21h

I think there was an arrested development bit about this

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 22h

Do you know what getting a time like this does to man?? Especially when he had a 30 second delay for a dropped chain, and did the last 2 miles in the smallest cassette cog due to a failed derailleur??

Thanks for competing in the The Filthy 50, you finished in a time of 3:00:09.9

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

/extremely back on my bullshit voice: Back on my bullshit

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm sorry, what

Iowa leading Washington 20-0, image is Jedd Fisch looking at his playcard

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

If I were Washington I would simply block Iowa’s LBs

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Ugh football game on a Friday night before a big ride tomorrow AM. You know what that means: I’m going to eat something very stupid.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

It is being reported that it is being considered to be being regarded as having been the most passively utilized instance of passive voice that has ever been reported to have been reported.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

ALERT ALERT NEW TRAFFIC CIRCLE ON BRYANT S AT 27TH!!

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Clemens pitched for the Yankees back when Trump could still form long term memories.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can’t even put into words what Minnepaolis will be like. It’ll be something like the opposite of when Prince died.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Counterpoint: I will call you and leave a voicemail WITH MY PHONE NUMBER IN IT

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yeah this person was 100% not an actual threat, but should still be arrested for sheer stupidity.

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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If you don’t understand this, you should just resign

"I don't really see how diversity, equity and inclusion factors into road projects," said Jon Ulrich, a Scott County Board member. "We're just trying to serve the entire metro area and help people get around."

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Don’t disagree BUT Trek will sell you an $800 bike with hydraulic disc brakes and a 9 speed Shimano drivetrain - they’re out there.

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We’re thinking V neck sweaters not this banker stuff

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Insane framing on this targeted instagram ad (I have curated my follows well I see)

Bike ad asking how much you expect to spend on your next bike and it starts at $5K

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Thinking about trying to bring back sweater vests

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Matthew “Bike Guy” @bikeguy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If I see you in a Haaland Norway jersey just know I’m gonna assume you’re bandwagon and not respect you as a Ball Knower. If it’s Man City I’ll hate it but have to respect you.

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