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BigBlueMachine

@bigbluemachine.bsky.social
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Autistic/ Dad/ Abed who married his Troy. I’m a regular carbon based user made entirely out of organic matter, much like yourself. Lapis Lazule in Second Life

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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · 13h
On this date in 2010, Accounting for Lawyers aired! Written by Emily Cutler and directed by Joe Russo, and this is eternal. #OriginalAiring
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Spooky Sky-leton 💀 @gobigred.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hi, what’s your favorite flavor of Gatorade? Mine is Corn.
A shelf of gatorades lined up at the grocery store. In an empty space someone has placed a can of whole kernel golden corn.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everything went to hell when they changed every lime candy to green apple.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Evil Abed
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My oldest had his friends over for some table top fun yesterday. Was exciting listening to them play but let me tell you when the conversation changed to talk of parents and families it became impossible to not notice that the kids with dads who said the N word had dads that voted for president svu
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We went to cheekwood today =)
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We’ve been doing melon seeds in the backyard for a while now. All different kinds have grown and now we’ve ended with some melons that seem to share traits and also attract and addict our dog. He is absolutely addicted to them. It feels like a Simpson’s episode.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
While I like almost all of the muppets, Animal is my favorite. I don’t know why, just always has been. I love you Animal.
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Muppet Animal Looking Around
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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
97? Why don't I just get pregnant at a bus station? That [is a top ten show].
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The 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st Century
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I just checked my voter registration. I encourage all of you to do the same. Try your state's official site. AVOID VoteSafe.Org. It's an Elon Musk scam to harvest data.
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Tallgirl6234 @tallgirl6234.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
“If I am worth anything later, I am worth something now, for wheat is wheat, even if people think it is grass in the beginning.” - Vincent Van Gogh
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I love this movie.
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Kallastra @kallastra.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For all its downsides, one advantage of social media is learning we aren’t alone in this.
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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy #BatmanDay to all who celebrate.
Abed as Batman
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hallucinating AI robots wrote an article in one of the largest English papers in the world saying I quit writing to become a gardener. I did not! Instead, I wrote about them. Read on: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/i-wandered...
A fake AI generated article about me in the July 2026 Times of India. No i did not quit writing to become a gardener, as they claim!
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman in the theater was the first time I saw a completely crowded theater, the first time I saw a large group of people collectively get violent (the projector malfunctioned), and the first time I saw an entire theater stand up and cheer afterwards. I still think about that experience.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s not a TV studio, Josh! Turn these lights out. It’s a fucking rock concert.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
rip Steve =(
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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LeVar Burton @levarburton.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Happy Wednesday, y’all!
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a man wearing a yellow and black sweater and sunglasses is standing in a room .
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Agree.
Yellowjackets symbol carved in to a tree
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I am not complicit.
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Seagull's Snack Heist
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 16/09/2026
True story.
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Yulia @yuliasilvae.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Josie and the Pussy Cats have dropped out of Ed Sheeran's tour
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Josie and the Pussycats
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 14/09/2026
I fucking hate "I don't take sides" people, which is just siding with the oppressor and hoping you'll have plausible deniability. You're not apolitical, you're not neutral, you're just doing this:
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Edmonds Scanner @edmondsscanner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't be afraid to ask for help. Sometimes, the only way of making a thorny problem disappear is by calling in friends, family, moss goblins, feral witches, and monstrous creatures older than time.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I recently found out that project x is no longer about a boy rescuing his chimpanzee friend but instead about a boy throwing a party. I’m embarrassed by how long I watched this new project x before I started to realize something was amiss. There would be no animal friend rescue.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Trans people are not the cause of any of your problems, and only assheads want you to believe they are.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bat costume acquired. It fits perfectly. Almost too perfect. Feels like the perfect time for a growth spurt. Max has declared no interest but will need to keep an eye in case he changes his mind when he sees fun manifesting. How are your Halloween costume hunts going?
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Dahlia is at her cross country race. Last race everyone followed a tractor. There was no tractor this time. The girls managed to run the right way but the boys all ran the wrong way and are having to start over. The markers on the field and the girls doing it correctly was not enough for the boys.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Max is off to a “college fair”. I’ve had to remind him that we live in a red state, there will be a lot of military recruiters and “bible” schools. He is still excited. I hope it goes most excellently. Slight aside, got to watch Max explain to his friend how to use a lint roller. I enjoyed that.
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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Felt cute. Won’t delete.
Artwork that says CommuniCon 4: all gas no leaks. Created by jsodesigns. 
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Every terf is terrible. Just a quick reminder of this universal truth.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Bastion and Barkley keeping an eye on the street.
Bastion cat and Barkley dog watching the neighborhood through the front door.
Good boys.
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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“I will read the seeds a story,” said Toad. “Then they will not be afraid.” Toad read a long story to his seeds.
Toad sits in the dark by his garden, reading a story to his seeds by candlelight.

From "The Garden"
In *Frog and Toad Together*
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Casper the Friendly Ghost
YouTube video by Daniel Johnston - Topic
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Any day now Nathan Fielder is going to pull off his mask and explain the last 15 years have just been an experiment so he could see why humans would nazi and what does it take to make them nazi. He might offer us free coats as an apology though. Any day now.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead his coffin is rent-controlled.
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i said "oh this is stupid" and then i saw "DIRECTED BY: Nathan Fielder" and i became hopelessly intrigued
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Did our first elementary cross country race today. There was some twitchy armed security force walking around. Not even just “a dude”, lots of dudes. All of them looked like they love January 6th except one and that one was on parking lot waving duty. Did not feel safer @mayor.nashville.gov
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’d like to install one of those car sensors on to me. I am constantly ending up with scrapes, cuts, and bruises that I don’t feel or notice happen. Maybe some helpful beeps could solve this.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No thank you.
Weather forecast from Hell
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Communies @communiess.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don’t think I said this enough, but we’re actively working on an online CommuniCon for this year. I think the count of cast and crew is a little over 20 at this point. It’s already scary big to me, but this could be a lot of fun! @6seasonspodcast.bsky.social
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Community: Abed and Troy's High Five
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ve been tasked with finding a bat costume. Not Batman. Not Batgirl. A bat. I also need to find something to dry leaking pvc pipe that comes out of the garage hvac. Will be a unique shopping day.
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IamEdG (he/him) @iamedgtoday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Those close to us may be those watching. Those people may want to know I love them, but I may be incapable of saying it. 💖 @communiess.bsky.social @abedgummer2025.bsky.social @bigbluemachine.bsky.social @grogufanboy.bsky.social @6seasonspodcast.bsky.social www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/social...
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The Psychological Reason You Rewatch The Same Show Instead Of Starting A New One
“Familiar people, situations, landscapes, and events become intimate and comfortable”.
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“Beastmaster” 2027
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Steve King♿️ @stevemking.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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Abell46s Reface
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BigBlueMachine @bigbluemachine.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I hope Iman Vellani has a great day.
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Hi, I’m Alex, and this is Six Seasons and a Podcast @6seasonspodcast.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
CommuniCon 4: Coming this fall! Online so ALL can participate! Special Guests (so far) include Andy Bobrow, Megan Ganz, Tim Saccardo, Alex Rubens, Andrew Guest (writers), Tristram Shapeero (Director of 20+ episodes), “Officer” Craig Cackowski, and more!!
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