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Hanson Ho

@bidetofevil.wtf
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Observability. Android Perf. Music. Sports Nerdery. 🇭🇰🇨🇦. Bringing OpenTelemetry to mobile and vice versa @ embrace.io Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: hanson.wtf. Laura Stevenson stan account.

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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 15h
Is Babyface elite?
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 02/10/2026
If all losses come with 7 goals, let's get 80 more
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 02/10/2026
The #Canucks have given up 9 goals so far but the game is not entirely over lol this is hilarious
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 28/09/2026
I feel like I've been smacked in the face 12 billion times with an Acme anvil
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 28/09/2026
Yes it's been fucking helpful. Medication? Fucking help too.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/09/2026
I know I know, these are Premier League infractions, but I still get to dream of silverware.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/09/2026
Me: vacating past titles for rules infractions is lame and pointless Also me: #WatfordFC, 2019 FA Winners!!!! 😭😭😭
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/09/2026
Asking Claude "are you sure?" or "can you do better?" should be mandatory
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/09/2026
Game's gone
bbc.com
EFL Trophy: Jersey Mike's signs five-year sponsorship deal
American sub sandwich brand Jersey Mike's is the new sponsor of the EFL Trophy.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 19/09/2026
Yup. It's lazy to blame the tech when there are living breathing assholes who think one-shotting healthcare decisions are a not-shitty idea sitting right there.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 18/09/2026
There are pockets of the internet that are just blowing up because of this. If a rap song hook could be a karaoke jam, this is mine.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 15/09/2026
Wow. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot facing off against the winner of this is the chalkiest chalk that ever chalked.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 10/09/2026
Is Drew Lock Him?
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5 foot Home Depot skeleton @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
no they have the cops remove them like any other place
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 08/09/2026
The vibes improvement from the comeback might be worth more than the points.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 08/09/2026
Bravo Bravo #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 08/09/2026
Well this half has been better #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 06/09/2026
Perhaps the TV, stadium, and official clocks are not completely in sync?
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 05/09/2026
We're probably going to lose this, but the new boys look good and I'm encouraged by the performance #WatfordFC
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YTSL @ytsl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Joshua "Wong has been continuously imprisoned since November 2020." China imposed a national security law on Hong Kong -- the one that Joshua Wong has been accused of breaking -- late on June 30th, 2020. The national security law was supposed to not be retrospective. One more thing they lied about.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 02/09/2026
His track record and bravado is positively Elon-esque
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 01/09/2026
Kayembe can't win or keep the ball playing where he is. Give me Payero or Bove.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 01/09/2026
Kayembe can be a useful player in the right position, but this ain't it. Bove missed massively. #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 01/09/2026
Really struggling to deal with the width Swansea are playing with and the space that it creates. This could be a long night in Wales... #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 30/08/2026
It's funny how players that looked inconsistent for a Championship side can do fine in Serie A. Maybe Kabasele? Lol
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 29/08/2026
2 CB at a minimum - preferably ones that can cover out wide. I was kidding before about Abankwah, but I'd take him now in a heartbeat.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 29/08/2026
Good point. Solid defending. I'd snap your hand off if you said we could get 5 points from those fixtures before the season started. Hell - I might've taken it after 5 matches.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 29/08/2026
What is the ref doing? #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 29/08/2026
Maamma's effort nullified by the linesman. Sad. We needed a bit of momentum going forward. #WatfordFC
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 26/08/2026
I try to avoid having to explain the differences between what "Chinese" is written/spoken in HK/Taiwan/China precisely because I don't want to go into the precise detail that this thread goes into. Chinese (the language) is like "football" -- what it meana is completely dependent on local context.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/08/2026
Any driver of the incel mobile already has thick skin -- or is oblivious to being cringe
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/08/2026
Fair play to Dionisi. Start 4 kids as the back line and expose how vulnerable #WatfordFC are if the senior defenders are unavailable. Let's get those CBs in ASAP?
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/08/2026
Congrats!
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 24/08/2026
Probably Two Way Monologue?
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 24/08/2026
For me, it has allowed me to do the kind of refactoring that I wouldn't have otherwise had the time to do properly and safely, so on the surface, the change isn't visible, but under the hood, it's a lot more solid. Kind of the opposite of the throwaway code ppl were churning out vibe-ly
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A very positive sign that, nearly a year after Kirk's death, many if not most of the people punished for speaking truthfully about him have won legal cases against their former employees and compensation. Again, panicked compliance with Trumpism has only *cost* institutions.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/08/2026
But seriously. A couple of older heads at CB who can cover out wide will be ideal. Everywhere else I think we have enough bar a rash of injuries, but we can't expect to have 3 per position. Between folks who can cover different positions and some young blood who can step up, I think that'll do.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/08/2026
James Abankwah, welcome back!
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/08/2026
Saw him several times in the mid 00s. Great and engaging performer!
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/08/2026
There's no reason this XI can't beat Peterborough if Dionisi gets his methods in. There's quality there.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
when I see a post these days about how red states should suffer because their govt randomly thinking about how I spent the world cup final hanging out with this couple from Arkansas who was here on holiday and if you think people in blue states are vicious about this admin, hoo boy
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 22/08/2026
there is so much of the resistblue slop, including anti-AI, anti-bigtech, and anti-datacentre stuff, going around that is 100% AI. think before you repost. is this tailored to conform to your priors/assumptions and provoke an emotional reaction?
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 22/08/2026
The ball bounced in such a way that it's surprising we weren't able to clear the ball. Ah well. Let it begin, basketball match. #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 22/08/2026
Tidy cross from Traore. Precise finish from K9. Suck it Deadpool. #WatfordFC
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 21/08/2026
👨🏻"Leave Natalie alone! She's just a smol girl, trying to do a little job in a big man's world!"🤡 Sigh. Y'all still don't get it. Natalie Harp is one of the most powerful and influential fascists in the entire world. Y'all stay on some "Free Melania!🤡" and "Eva Braun did nothing wrong!🤡" nonsense.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/08/2026
Locked in watching long time Wolf Wolf Wolf Ronald Acuna today. Should I stream Grant Holmes just so I'm even more invested ?
Ronald Acuna Jr leading off for ATL against the White Sox at Rate Field
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/08/2026
Hope you have a rain jacket
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/08/2026
Oh noooooooo!!
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