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Hanson Ho

@bidetofevil.wtf
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Observability. Android Perf. Music. Sports Nerdery. 🇭🇰🇨🇦. Bringing OpenTelemetry to mobile and vice versa @ embrace.io Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: hanson.wtf. Laura Stevenson stan account.

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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/08/2026
Locked in watching long time Wolf Wolf Wolf Ronald Acuna today. Should I stream Grant Holmes just so I'm even more invested ?
Ronald Acuna Jr leading off for ATL against the White Sox at Rate Field
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 19/08/2026
Fucking hell...
Asking Google to tweet like me yielded a result that included OTel, mobile, Laura Stevenson, and Watford. Well played...
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 17/08/2026
Are p4k contributors using Claude to write pieces now???
Triggered by the term load-bearing, I am (joking?) about Pitchfork using Claude to write shit.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 08/06/2026
Hell yeah motherfuckers. The ticket is probably going to be more expensive than all the times I've seen her combined, but I don't care.
I'm getting a presale code for Phoebe Bridgers show in Vancouver
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 05/04/2026
Lol ok
Imai's ridiculous slider other way is an outlier - twice as much horizontal movement, and going the other side
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 27/02/2026
I watched this at a resort in a lobby TV that they could switch to ESPN3 for me because the sports bar wasn't open yet. I cheered loudly in a quiet lobby and it was great! #WatfordFC
Jeremy Ngakia at full time
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/02/2026
The description of this is either the Rotowire writer being dryly hilarious or AI slop
The text implies the Browns already have good quarterbacks
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 02/02/2026
I generally think it's lame to post AI summary errors but this is so very wrong and annoys me as a person with niche interests
Gemini thinks Rachel Homan is at the Scotties and that Jocelyn Peterman plays with her.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 24/01/2026
In line to get BTS tickets for @marlonbookcase.bsky.social. I'm not worried because she is way higher up in the queue.
Ticketmaster queue for BTS show in Toronto. Number 38156.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 19/01/2026
The abalone soup rice in HK is the fanciest lounge food I've seen to date
Abalone and rice in soup at the Hong Kong Centurion Lounge
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 17/01/2026
At a wedding in HK representing #WatfordFC
Watford tie
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 11/01/2026
Yes, this is a post about running the football. If you want it to be. Or if you're playing the '25/26 Bills, you may not have to eat shit at all.
Jags running through this paper thin Bills run defense
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 28/12/2025
I can do this all day
Album cover of Patty Griffin's Living with Ghosts
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 28/12/2025
Album cover of Sarah McLachlan's Solace
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/12/2025
Modern basketball. 41-36 after the first... *quarter*
41-36, Spurs over Thunder, after the first quarter
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 02/12/2025
The head of this political entity is this guy
Diu!
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/11/2025
Laura Stevenson '25 west coast tour w/ Oceanator tag-along ended on night 4 (Seattle). Elise sprained her ankle and Laura broke her tuner—but *I* had a great time. Following an artist I adore on a tour was a bucket list item for me, and I got 3 Elliott Smith covers to boot. Satisfied.
Hanson selfie with Laura Stevenson at the Vera Project Hanson selfie with Elise Okusami of Oceanator at the Vera Project
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 24/11/2025
Working at the hotel. Manifesting this for tonight's show: Telluride 🙏
Streaming Laura Stevenson's Telluride
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 24/11/2025
Night 3 (Portland) of the Laura Stevenson '25 west coast tour w/ Oceanator. Briefly chatted with Elise about the awesomeness of Elliott Smith, and got Laura to sign the LA/SF tour cards. Also there: Sean Alpay, Laura's collaborator who's also buddy with my friend Adam. On to Seattle for the finale!
Laura Stevenson at Polaris HallElise of Oceanator at Polaris Hall
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 24/11/2025
On a cold, rainy Sunday night in Portland, being there 15m before doors open means I'm the first in line for the Laura Stevenson and Oceanator gig
Sign at the Polaris Hall for the Laura Stevenson show tonight, Nov 23, 2025
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/11/2025
Night 2 (SF) of the Laura Stevenson 2025 west coast tour with Oceanator, when all the chip clips sold out. It was seated in this hall, and being 2nd in line got me a seat with the same view. She played Continental Divide instead of Don't Think About It! Similar switch tonight at PDX? We'll see.
Laura Stevenson at the Swedish American Hall on SFElyse of Oceanator
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/11/2025
They almost sold out of these bad boys. Like Laura Stevenson, I also love chips.
Chip clip that says: "I love chips" - Laura Stevenson
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/11/2025
Look who's starting for LA FC against the Whitecaps in Vancouver tonight? Porteous doing well in this league tells you less about the level of the MLS than his swashbuckling style being less of a liability there. Good for him! #WatfordFC
The stats of Ryan Porteous. Pretty good!
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 22/11/2025
Night 1 (LA) of the Laura Stevenson 2024 autumn west coast tour in the books. Elyse from Oceanator covered Elliott Smith (The Biggest Lie) because of asthma, and LS was in fine (hilarious) form. Realizing "be whole" sounds too much like "b-hole" in her lyrics made her crack up. On to SF.
Laura Stevenson at ScribbleElyse from Oceanator at Scribble
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 21/11/2025
Two things are on my mind today
A picture of my laptop with two stickers visible: Laura Stevenson Cocksure, and OpenTelemetry
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 19/11/2025
I saw Madi Diaz and the Beths at separate shows this weekend. I thought I'd post this before going on the Laura Stevenson west coast tour this Friday to Monday 😎
Madi Diaz at the Biltmore The Beths at the Commodore
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 15/11/2025
Is it happening?
Vancouver Rise beating AFC Toronto 2-1 in the NSL championship game in the 84th min
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 09/11/2025
Who says wearing #WatfordFC shirts don't pay off? Ran into Jay Jay Jay from the USA at the airport. You might see him at the Vic this December, I'm told.
Jay DeMerit and me at YVR
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/10/2025
Used bin pickups at Neptoon, partially funded by the generosity of @marlonbookcase.bsky.social. Both the Jessie Ware and Joanna Newsom were below the median price list price at Discogs to boot!
Record store purchases: Jessie Ware - Tough Love, Joanna Newsom - Have One On Me, and the Gay - You Know the Rules
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 09/10/2025
How can something so ugly be so beautiful at the same time?
Jays 5, Yankees 2, with the Jays using 8 pitchers for the win
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 05/10/2025
Hearing Laura Stevenson sing this line live is everything
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 05/10/2025
The circle is complete. Blurry selfie between Laura Stevenson stan account holder and subject at Sneaky Dee's. Don't blame the Pixel camera for the blur: blame my nervous, shaking hands.
Blurry selfie with Laura Stevenson at Sneaky Dee's
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 28/09/2025
American public transit in a nutshell. Actually no: that I have a reasonable-ish public transit option is probably not a given 🙃
Google Maps direction that says driving takes 11 minutes while taking transit will take an hour and a minute.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/09/2025
It's @sinankozak.bsky.social and me at #dcbln25 nerding out on perf benchmarking and proving out the efficacy of network improvements!
Hanson and Sinan at Droidcon Berlin
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 24/09/2025
User-Focused Observability is great, but it doesn't hashtag as well as #mo11y. Here's a pic of me eating a carrot at #dcbln25. Just because.
Hanson eating a carrot
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 21/09/2025
I tourist'd *hard* today. The funniest thing I saw: seeing a makeshift memorial to a right wing podcaster near this place. Oh the irony.
Reichstag building
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 21/09/2025
An extremely loud away section for a fourth-tier match. Football's awesome.
FC Lokomotive Leipzig away fans singing loudly
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 21/09/2025
The away fans of FC Lokomotive Leipzig is making it hard for me to get in 🙃
Long line of away fans to get into the Hertha Berlin U23 vs FC Lokomotive Leipzig match
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/09/2025
Mmmm hmmm
A wall with graffiti that says "I have a crush"
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/09/2025
I figure I'm going to eat like shit this week, so I might as well eat something that tastes like shit during my layover. Here's to not knowing how to navigate FRA and the series of lounges I may or may not have access to 🙃
Couscous salad that tastes as bland as it looks
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 03/09/2025
Found these in a box. Now they are up on a shelf. #LoveWhereYouWorked
Twitter blocks, one for each year I was there, plus bonus blocks for #OneTeam gathering, Emerging Market Performance, and a security thing.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/08/2025
I fucking love ball
Seattle Storm @ Chicago Sky, WinTrust Arena
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 15/08/2025
It's Hayden Christensen, star of Ashoka season 2, throwing out the first pitch. Respect to the man, doing it from the mound. He sure knows how important high ground is 😏
Hayden Christensen throwing out the first pitch at Wrigley Field before the Cubs play the Pirates
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 15/08/2025
Here at Wrigley early for Pirates @ Cubs. Wolf Wolf Wolf players playing include Braxton Ashcraft, Spencer Horowitz, and Michael Busch. Bottom of the 1st will start with some divided loyalties.
Wrigley Field batting practice
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 12/08/2025
Halp
Thermometer that reads 29.8 degrees Celsius at 9:30am
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 01/08/2025
It's starting and ending / I'm standing alone but I'm standing
Room with a view
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 17/07/2025
Apple Music gets me
Apple Music home page that is just Laura Stevenson
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 04/07/2025
It's here, fuckers. Let that record spin, baby.
Signed copy of Late Great by Laura Stevenson on vinyl
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 15/06/2025
Yeah CWC is a great idea. Because what we need are club matches like this June.
Bayern Munich 10, Auckland City FC 0
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 07/06/2025
Hey @iankarmel.bsky.social @talkhoops.bsky.social @isaacklee.bsky.social: look at what I copped. Smalls work just fine for me!
Bryant Reeves Turquoise jersey from Mitchell and Ness
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