Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 28/09/2026I feel like I've been smacked in the face 12 billion times with an Acme anvil 000
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 28/09/2026Yes it's been fucking helpful. Medication? Fucking help too. 010
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/09/2026Me: vacating past titles for rules infractions is lame and pointless Also me: #WatfordFC, 2019 FA Winners!!!! 😭😭😭 190
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/09/2026Asking Claude "are you sure?" or "can you do better?" should be mandatory 000
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/09/2026Game's gonebbc.comEFL Trophy: Jersey Mike's signs five-year sponsorship dealAmerican sub sandwich brand Jersey Mike's is the new sponsor of the EFL Trophy. 020
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 19/09/2026Yup. It's lazy to blame the tech when there are living breathing assholes who think one-shotting healthcare decisions are a not-shitty idea sitting right there. 010
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 18/09/2026There are pockets of the internet that are just blowing up because of this. If a rap song hook could be a karaoke jam, this is mine. 020
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 15/09/2026Wow. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot facing off against the winner of this is the chalkiest chalk that ever chalked. 051
Reposted by Hanson HoSpider-Man: Pre-owned Day @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 07/09/2026no they have the cops remove them like any other place 119645
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 06/09/2026Perhaps the TV, stadium, and official clocks are not completely in sync? 010
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 05/09/2026We're probably going to lose this, but the new boys look good and I'm encouraged by the performance #WatfordFC 240
Reposted by Hanson HoYTSL @ytsl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Joshua "Wong has been continuously imprisoned since November 2020." China imposed a national security law on Hong Kong -- the one that Joshua Wong has been accused of breaking -- late on June 30th, 2020. The national security law was supposed to not be retrospective. One more thing they lied about. 13916
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 01/09/2026Kayembe can be a useful player in the right position, but this ain't it. Bove missed massively. #WatfordFC 140
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 01/09/2026Really struggling to deal with the width Swansea are playing with and the space that it creates. This could be a long night in Wales... #WatfordFC 020
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 29/08/2026Maamma's effort nullified by the linesman. Sad. We needed a bit of momentum going forward. #WatfordFC 010
Reposted by Hanson HoGillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.” 244360995
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 26/08/2026I try to avoid having to explain the differences between what "Chinese" is written/spoken in HK/Taiwan/China precisely because I don't want to go into the precise detail that this thread goes into. Chinese (the language) is like "football" -- what it meana is completely dependent on local context. 050
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/08/2026Fair play to Dionisi. Start 4 kids as the back line and expose how vulnerable #WatfordFC are if the senior defenders are unavailable. Let's get those CBs in ASAP? 020
Reposted by Hanson HoBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026A very positive sign that, nearly a year after Kirk's death, many if not most of the people punished for speaking truthfully about him have won legal cases against their former employees and compensation. Again, panicked compliance with Trumpism has only *cost* institutions. 6591401785
Reposted by Hanson HoShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026when I see a post these days about how red states should suffer because their govt randomly thinking about how I spent the world cup final hanging out with this couple from Arkansas who was here on holiday and if you think people in blue states are vicious about this admin, hoo boy 1752950
Reposted by Hanson HoLiz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 22/08/2026there is so much of the resistblue slop, including anti-AI, anti-bigtech, and anti-datacentre stuff, going around that is 100% AI. think before you repost. is this tailored to conform to your priors/assumptions and provoke an emotional reaction? 2379
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 22/08/2026The ball bounced in such a way that it's surprising we weren't able to clear the ball. Ah well. Let it begin, basketball match. #WatfordFC 000
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 22/08/2026Tidy cross from Traore. Precise finish from K9. Suck it Deadpool. #WatfordFC 120
Reposted by Hanson HoMekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 21/08/2026👨🏻"Leave Natalie alone! She's just a smol girl, trying to do a little job in a big man's world!"🤡 Sigh. Y'all still don't get it. Natalie Harp is one of the most powerful and influential fascists in the entire world. Y'all stay on some "Free Melania!🤡" and "Eva Braun did nothing wrong!🤡" nonsense. 827046
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/08/2026Locked in watching long time Wolf Wolf Wolf Ronald Acuna today. Should I stream Grant Holmes just so I'm even more invested ? 000
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026Not that impressed despite the great start, but points on the board to start the season is always good, especially given our first few opponents. I'll take this over a great performance and a draw. #WatfordFC 030
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026Unmarked from 12 yards out in stoppage time FFS #WatfordFC 030
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026Commentator saying "Kayembe adding steel" clearly knows nothing about the player #WatfordFC 130
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026Conceding is expected but let's not completely lose the plot please #WatfordFC 020
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026I beg all EFL commentators to learn how to pronounce Maamma #WatfordFC 320
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026All neutrals are #WatfordFC today. 2-0 less than half an hour in is karma. 130
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026Corollary: if the end state isn't something you can objectively verify as good (enough) for what you need it (i.e. so you don't know when to stop yelling), maybe you should think twice about using it 000
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026Far be it for me to anthropomorphize LLMs, but they work much better if you pretend they have a shame kink and that they love it when you tell them how wrong they are repeatedly in very specific ways 030
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 14/08/2026What kind of Mickey Mouse league would allow a team (or two teams) to be named after a major city but play their games in a completely different state? 😏😏😏 200
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 12/08/2026MAU is a terrible measurement of social media usage. A metric that counts someone who posts multiple times a day the same as someone who opens the app once a month because of a push notification or IG embed is not a very useful one. 120
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 12/08/2026Fable started using war metaphors out of nowhere. It's all campaigns, batteries, and shit. Once more unto the breach, dear subagents. 010
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 11/08/2026Watching the Phoebe Bridgers Lost Weekend laser show last night taught me one thing: lying down in an uncomfortable chair for nearly an hour absolutely kills the back of a person my age. Good album though. Looking forward to putting that country song on repeat with a better audio setup. 030
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 08/08/2026#WatfordFC with 4+ xG in 36 attempts and the only goal scored is one from way outside the box from a fullback? Screw you DAZN for not streaming this in Canada. 200
Reposted by Hanson HoShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026these mfs really think they can milk the "should muslims be in office" level racism without even the bollocks to say it. Pathetic doesn't begin to describe these people 472343
Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 05/08/2026BrooklynVegan survived the music blog wars of the 00s, only to be taken down by Live Nation. They were a real one. 100