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Hanson Ho

@bidetofevil.wtf
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Observability. Android Perf. Music. Sports Nerdery. 🇭🇰🇨🇦. Bringing OpenTelemetry to mobile and vice versa @ embrace.io Long-form navel-gazing and thoughts about Watford FC: hanson.wtf. Laura Stevenson stan account.

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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 28/09/2026
I feel like I've been smacked in the face 12 billion times with an Acme anvil
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 28/09/2026
Yes it's been fucking helpful. Medication? Fucking help too.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/09/2026
Me: vacating past titles for rules infractions is lame and pointless Also me: #WatfordFC, 2019 FA Winners!!!! 😭😭😭
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/09/2026
Asking Claude "are you sure?" or "can you do better?" should be mandatory
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 23/09/2026
Game's gone
bbc.com
EFL Trophy: Jersey Mike's signs five-year sponsorship deal
American sub sandwich brand Jersey Mike's is the new sponsor of the EFL Trophy.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 19/09/2026
Yup. It's lazy to blame the tech when there are living breathing assholes who think one-shotting healthcare decisions are a not-shitty idea sitting right there.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 18/09/2026
There are pockets of the internet that are just blowing up because of this. If a rap song hook could be a karaoke jam, this is mine.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 15/09/2026
Wow. Yankee Hotel Foxtrot facing off against the winner of this is the chalkiest chalk that ever chalked.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 10/09/2026
Is Drew Lock Him?
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Spider-Man: Pre-owned Day @redderbeanpaste.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
no they have the cops remove them like any other place
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 08/09/2026
Bravo Bravo #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 08/09/2026
Well this half has been better #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 06/09/2026
Perhaps the TV, stadium, and official clocks are not completely in sync?
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 05/09/2026
We're probably going to lose this, but the new boys look good and I'm encouraged by the performance #WatfordFC
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YTSL @ytsl.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Joshua "Wong has been continuously imprisoned since November 2020." China imposed a national security law on Hong Kong -- the one that Joshua Wong has been accused of breaking -- late on June 30th, 2020. The national security law was supposed to not be retrospective. One more thing they lied about.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 01/09/2026
Kayembe can be a useful player in the right position, but this ain't it. Bove missed massively. #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 01/09/2026
Really struggling to deal with the width Swansea are playing with and the space that it creates. This could be a long night in Wales... #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 29/08/2026
What is the ref doing? #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 29/08/2026
Maamma's effort nullified by the linesman. Sad. We needed a bit of momentum going forward. #WatfordFC
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 25/08/2026
This girl I used to waitress with in Austin, we moved to New York together in 2003 on a literal Greyhound bus. Shared a fifth floor walk-up studio that, when it rained, had more leaks in the ceiling than we had pots and pans. We used to get drunk and smoke off the fire escape and do “sad-offs.”
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 26/08/2026
I try to avoid having to explain the differences between what "Chinese" is written/spoken in HK/Taiwan/China precisely because I don't want to go into the precise detail that this thread goes into. Chinese (the language) is like "football" -- what it meana is completely dependent on local context.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 25/08/2026
Fair play to Dionisi. Start 4 kids as the back line and expose how vulnerable #WatfordFC are if the senior defenders are unavailable. Let's get those CBs in ASAP?
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A very positive sign that, nearly a year after Kirk's death, many if not most of the people punished for speaking truthfully about him have won legal cases against their former employees and compensation. Again, panicked compliance with Trumpism has only *cost* institutions.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
when I see a post these days about how red states should suffer because their govt randomly thinking about how I spent the world cup final hanging out with this couple from Arkansas who was here on holiday and if you think people in blue states are vicious about this admin, hoo boy
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Liz Fong-Jones (方禮真) @lizthegrey.com · 22/08/2026
there is so much of the resistblue slop, including anti-AI, anti-bigtech, and anti-datacentre stuff, going around that is 100% AI. think before you repost. is this tailored to conform to your priors/assumptions and provoke an emotional reaction?
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 22/08/2026
The ball bounced in such a way that it's surprising we weren't able to clear the ball. Ah well. Let it begin, basketball match. #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 22/08/2026
Tidy cross from Traore. Precise finish from K9. Suck it Deadpool. #WatfordFC
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 21/08/2026
👨🏻"Leave Natalie alone! She's just a smol girl, trying to do a little job in a big man's world!"🤡 Sigh. Y'all still don't get it. Natalie Harp is one of the most powerful and influential fascists in the entire world. Y'all stay on some "Free Melania!🤡" and "Eva Braun did nothing wrong!🤡" nonsense.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 20/08/2026
Locked in watching long time Wolf Wolf Wolf Ronald Acuna today. Should I stream Grant Holmes just so I'm even more invested ?
Ronald Acuna Jr leading off for ATL against the White Sox at Rate Field
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 19/08/2026
Fucking hell...
Asking Google to tweet like me yielded a result that included OTel, mobile, Laura Stevenson, and Watford. Well played...
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 17/08/2026
Are p4k contributors using Claude to write pieces now???
Triggered by the term load-bearing, I am (joking?) about Pitchfork using Claude to write shit.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
Not that impressed despite the great start, but points on the board to start the season is always good, especially given our first few opponents. I'll take this over a great performance and a draw. #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
Unmarked from 12 yards out in stoppage time FFS #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
No one can make a fucking clearance #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
Vata for Maamma please #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
Commentator saying "Kayembe adding steel" clearly knows nothing about the player #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
Conceding is expected but let's not completely lose the plot please #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
A face injury is not a head injury FFS #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
I beg all EFL commentators to learn how to pronounce Maamma #WatfordFC
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
All neutrals are #WatfordFC today. 2-0 less than half an hour in is karma.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
Corollary: if the end state isn't something you can objectively verify as good (enough) for what you need it (i.e. so you don't know when to stop yelling), maybe you should think twice about using it
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 16/08/2026
Far be it for me to anthropomorphize LLMs, but they work much better if you pretend they have a shame kink and that they love it when you tell them how wrong they are repeatedly in very specific ways
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 14/08/2026
What kind of Mickey Mouse league would allow a team (or two teams) to be named after a major city but play their games in a completely different state? 😏😏😏
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 12/08/2026
MAU is a terrible measurement of social media usage. A metric that counts someone who posts multiple times a day the same as someone who opens the app once a month because of a push notification or IG embed is not a very useful one.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 12/08/2026
Fable started using war metaphors out of nowhere. It's all campaigns, batteries, and shit. Once more unto the breach, dear subagents.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 11/08/2026
Watching the Phoebe Bridgers Lost Weekend laser show last night taught me one thing: lying down in an uncomfortable chair for nearly an hour absolutely kills the back of a person my age. Good album though. Looking forward to putting that country song on repeat with a better audio setup.
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 08/08/2026
#WatfordFC with 4+ xG in 36 attempts and the only goal scored is one from way outside the box from a fullback? Screw you DAZN for not streaming this in Canada.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
these mfs really think they can milk the "should muslims be in office" level racism without even the bollocks to say it. Pathetic doesn't begin to describe these people
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Hanson Ho @bidetofevil.wtf · 05/08/2026
BrooklynVegan survived the music blog wars of the 00s, only to be taken down by Live Nation. They were a real one.
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