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@bfortch.bsky.social
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los angeles native & coffee nerd

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 07/02/2026
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Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :)
Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE'S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE
FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
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Summer Triathlon: Don't run too fast, you have to save your energy for a swim and a bike ride! :)
Winter Biathlon: I see you've been skiing for five miles now here's your gun
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Members of Congress: stop posting online and APPEAR, PHYSICALLY on the steps of the Capitol to decry this unconstitutional violation of domestic & international law. SHOW THE PEOPLE the level of danger we are facing as a country. @housedemocrats.bsky.social @senatedemocrats.bsky.social
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hades @hadesxpluto.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
I think it's very true that gays are starved for gay love on screen. I grew up watching entire shows just for five seconds of a gay scene.
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unioncity.bsky.social @unioncity.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I for one will welcome our Chinese overlords #Beerjacket #China #Tsingtao
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
one of my favorite narcissists returns!
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I hope to see you at our No Kings Day event in studio city on June 14! Join our nationwide day of defiance to reject Trump’s tyranny and ruin his self-serving birthday parade. app.sosha.ai/s/eRTntIhN
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Join me on June 14
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
washed Peru geisha from Momos in korea
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 13/04/2025
I'm so used to bar bathrooms with cutesy signs that I had to stop here and ask myself if I was a Mario or a Wario
a sign with an M on it that is definitely Mario adjacent an upside down m, also known as a "wario symbol"
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Happy Hacks day to all those who celebrate!
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
When Apple Music/Spotify, Peacock, Max, Netflix & Disney+ fees all come out of your account
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
tough decisions which coffee to start with today …
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 06/04/2025
Best #HandsOff rally sign
Protestor wearing mask and holding sign that reads “SCIENCE KEEPS YOUR DUMB ASS ALIVE”
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
very spring like today
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 05/06/2024
“i am going to make risotto on Top Chef”
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rain-singer.bsky.social @rain-singer.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
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Captain Mark Kelly @captmarkkelly.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired! New ride coming soon.
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Georgie @geogrej.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
The Book of Genesis:
Screenshot of lyrics of two songs from Spotify: 

Garden Of Eden by Lady Gaga:
I'll t-t-take you to the Garden of Eden

Apple by Charli xcx:
I think the apple's rotten right to the core
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
i think if you still defend dem leadership after this you should be studied in a lab to figure out what’s wrong with you. unfortunately that lab has also been defunded
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
you were all so busy saving the daylight that you forgot to save yourselves
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Keith Edwards @keithedwards.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Twitter is down. Tesla stock is down. A SpaceX rocket went down. Prices are up. Inflation is up. Maybe Elon Musk… isn’t the best at this?
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
$2578.00 worth of eggs
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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
twitter users coming to bluesky now that it’s down.
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Anora is the film we needed.
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
If I'm on holiday in another country and we were at a party 10 years ago, please do not come up at breakfast to talk to me.
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Mike Scollins @mikescollins.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Wish I were one of Elon's kids so I'd never see him again
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
flopping into sunday
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 23/02/2025
Brilliant protest. Yosemite National Park workers hung an upside-down American flag — traditionally a symbol of distress or a national threat — thousands of feet off the ground on the side of El Capitan.
An upside-down American flag hangs from El Capitan near Yosemite National Park’s Horsetail Fall on Saturday to protest the thousands of federal job cuts made by President Donald Trump’s administration. 
Tracy Barbutes/Special to the Chronicle
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XiXi @ximarie.win · 22/02/2025
Have you heard about the Cybertruck hunters? 🤭
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
they called that cat movie flow because that’s what your tears will do
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Like this post if you're in NYC.
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Nice farmers market haul today, and early enough for 24 beautiful eggs
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
up early to get these precious eggs
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
post rain glow up
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
The reaction to this is showing how uninformed Americans are. This was approved in 2018 and has been public the entire time. Watching Elon discover how government works is exhausting.
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Gays Of Bluesky @gaysof.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
the gulf of america identifies as trans atlantic
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Great take by Ezra.
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Tasted my way through four Brazil coffees from the Cup of Excellence and was reminded that I don't really like Brazil coffees. They are excellent as a base for espresso however.
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
My regular trainer is in Africa this week, so I did my hair special to lift with Isaiah.
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I was seen petting a friendly dog so had to be inspected upon my return.
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
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Dennis Detwiller @drgonzo123.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
so effed
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JEFF @jeffisrael.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
No, we don't need investigations. We don't need Senators posting on social media. We need you to literally grind everything to a halt in the Senate & get in front of microphones on the Capitol steps calling for the fascists to resign & your GOP colleagues to vote with you to impeach & remove them.
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brent fortune @bfortch.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
we have for sure lost something. the movie going experience has changed to a fraction of what it was.
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Adam Smith @asmith83.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The January 6 pardons are turning out great.
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