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Bevin Early

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“Hand on my heart. Hand on my stupid heart.”

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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Promising Young Woman (2020).
Movie still from Promising Young Woman with text over a man tied to the bed 
“I mean, it's every guy's worst nightmare, getting accused like that.”
And text over Carey Mulligan
“Can you guess what every woman's worst nightmare is?”
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Photo of a woman carrying a mattress with text jessicavalenti
Twelve years ago, l interviewed a Columbia student who walked from class to class, carrying the mattress she was r*ped on
She told me she would carry it until her attacker was expelled, or he left of his own accord.
Neither happened.Photo of a woman in a graduation gown and cap carrying a mattress on stage with the text jessicavalenti
Instead, Emma Sulkowicz carried her mattress across the graduation stage-where the university president refused to shake her hand
I'm thinking about her a lot this week
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Multi exposure of a dog’s jaws and the text “The feminine urge to rip things to fucking shreds”
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
On repeat.
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Nation of Language - September Again (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/2) Since I haven't seen anyone else mention this one... It was an open secret that Dolly Parton secretly funded a massive number of southern high school bands, most especially predominantly Black high schools. A marching band member in her youth, Dolly never forgot the joy that playing snare drum
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
One way you know Dolly Parton lived life the right way: I don’t think anyone’s going to get fired for accurately quoting Dolly Parton today.
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 25/08/2026
I have really enjoyed the experience of reading story after story about how good and selfless and beloved a recently deceased famous person was
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
kind of wonderful to read all these stories about someone who inspires such an outpouring of joy tbh
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Big bearded Mexican guy opened his Met jersey on camera to reveal a Dolly shirt, place went nuts
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Over it.
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
thehardtimes.net
We Taste-Tested These Gruels Because We’ll All Be Feudal Serfs Soon
America is in the middle of some pretty big changes right now, which you might have missed if you don’t follow the... Continue this tale
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/05/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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The Root @therootdotcom.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
A Louisiana resident who identified himself as Marshawn delivered a fiery, emotional speech to lawmakers during a state Senate hearing over redistricting Monday, accusing Republicans of trying to “cheat” Black voters out of political power.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Happy Mothra Day!
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Mothra: Queen of the Monsters Flying
ALT: Mothra: Queen of the Monsters Flying
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X-Ray Eyes @xrayeyes.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Saturday mood. Mystery Train, Jim Jarmusch (1989)
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 08/05/2026
do any religious texts mention golden idols anywhere
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/05/2026
funniest thing i’ve ever seen
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/05/2026
Trump holds up a rendering of what the UFC fight at the White House will look like on his birthday (Kent Nishimura/AFP via Getty)
pic of Trump in the Oval holding up a printed rendering
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Evan Sutton @evansutton.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
This has to be the funniest question AND response I've ever seen in a poll. Less than half of Republican men think they could beat Trump in a fight. What a bunch of pathetic losers.
Democratic women are more likely than Republican men to say they could win a fight with Donald Trump
Who do you think would win in a physical fight between you and Donald Trump? (%)


Bar chart shows the following think they would win in a fight vs Trump

Dem men: 82%
Dem women: 71%
Independent men; 69%
Independent women: 46%
Republican men: 46%
Republican women: 19%
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We're in the Ranking Pedophiles phase of rationalization.
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Vinegar Syndrome @vinsyn.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Praise for OFFICE KILLER at Leonard Maltin’s site courtesy of @aduralde.bsky.social: “The one film to date directed by legendary photographer Cindy Sherman [...] is a clever take on the slasher movie" 🗄️ Order link in comments 🗄️
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Skot Armstrong @skot.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
"I want there to be hints of narrative everywhere in the image so that people can make up their own stories about them. But I don’t want to have my own narrative and force it on to them. I want it to transcend time somehow." - Cindy Sherman #BOTD Untitled Film Still #54, 1980
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jordiETE @jordiete.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Cindy Sherman "Untitled film stills" www.moma.org/artists/5392
Imagen de Cindy
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jordiETE @jordiete.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Cindy Sherman "Untitled film stills" www.moma.org/artists/5392
Imagen de Cindy
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'𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙜𝙪𝙮' @oh-that-guy.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Untitled Film Still #3 | Cindy Sherman #photography #photo #photosky
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davidc1935.bsky.social @davidc1935.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
"Untitled Film Still #48" - Cindy Sherman.
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edgar wallace presents @ew-presents.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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X-Ray Eyes @xrayeyes.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Cindy Sherman in her studio, 84 Mercer Street, SoHo, New York, 1983. Like many artists in the 1980s SoHo scene, Sherman used her space as both a residence and a photographic set.
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Monthly month post.
luthienne
it's April no May it's May
such little things have to be established in morning
Frank O'Hara, from Selected Poemsa-quiet-green-agreement
It was the month of May - the blossoms of the fruit trees were fading among thick, green foliage; the vines were shooting forth; the ground strewn with the fallen olive blooms; the firefly was in the myrtle hedge; heaven and earth wore a mantle of surpassing beauty.
Mary Shelley, "Transformation"
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Eksenbot @eksenbot.bsky.social · 09/05/2024
Feist - I Feel It All #radyoeksen
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I Feel It All
Feist
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sherri cola ✺ @sherricola.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
@kirigirisureco.bsky.social kirigirisurecordings.bandcamp.com/track/salento
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SALENTO, by IVY NOSTRUM
from the album DEBRIS
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 07/03/2026
thehardtimes.net/music/poser-... = Don’t even get me started 🤣
thehardtimes.net
Poser Only Able to Name 22 Guided by Voices Albums
A “total poser” and clerk at Spaceboy Records was shamefully only able to name 22 of 25 studio albums by indie rock band Guided by Voices.
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Superchunk @superchunk.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Fastest i've clicked on a link
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026
Ice Machine Reaches Deep Within Itself To Give Man One More Cube
Ice Machine Reaches Deep Within Itself To Give Man One More Cube
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/04/2026
Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend theonion.com/work-friend-accidental…
Work Friend Accidentally Becomes Real Friend
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 28/04/2026
when you're not reading the room
official White House tweet featuring an image of Charles and Trump with the caption, "TWO KINGS"
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
An article from The Guardian:

‘She’s opening the bees!’ US beekeeper jailed for trying to save friend from eviction

Massachusetts woman set swarms of insects on sheriff’s deputies attempting to evict elderly man with cancer

A beekeeper has been jailed for six months after she set swarms of her insects on sheriff’s deputies attempting to carry out an eviction at a friend’s house.

Rebecca Woods insisted she only released her truckload of hives to allow the bees to enjoy the “lovely, flowering landscape” near the home of an elderly friend and cancer patient.

But a district court in Springfield, Massachusetts, heard that Woods, 59, admitted under questioning that she was trying to save him from eviction by freeing the bees in the presence of the deputies who had shown up to serve papers.
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X-Ray Eyes @xrayeyes.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
GULF OF MEXICO Kim Gordon, Austin Psych Fest, April 26, 2025. Shots by Angela Betancourt.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/04/2026
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
JD Vance Still Waiting For Secret Service To Retrieve Him From Secure Hiding Area
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/04/2026
Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr. theonion.com/farmer-buys-guardian-d…
Farmer Buys Guardian Dog To Protect Livestock From RFK Jr.
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Ben West @westbywest.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
#stlwx
Moe is tired of tornado warnings
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The amount of misinformation we’re getting about an incident that just occurred in front of 1,500 news reporters is truly the metaphor of our generation.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/04/2026
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
Trump Appears To Doze During Stroke
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
In personal news, David and I divorced. He’s still living with me, but should move out by the end of the summer. It is amicable, we just grew in different directions. And that’s okay.
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Bevin Early @bevinearly.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Just watched this, I understand her violent rage at the end because as a woman in the US I am there.
Movie poster for Jeanne Dielman 23, quai du Commerce 1080 Bruxelles by Chantal Akerman
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