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Betsy Humphrey

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 13h
A 19th Century Japanese Depiction of an American
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 13h
I'm guessing he's divorced - if he's ever even been married.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 16h
I'd suggest she sue her plastic surgeon, but she wants to look like that.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 21h
In another month we'll have Hegseth sending US troops to fight on the Russian side.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 21h
Tinkwonk. It's how my sister first pronounced "chipmunk" as a toddler, and it has also passed to her children.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Truth 😡
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tax billionaire wealth. I frankly don't care if a billionaire can make a second billion. I'd rather have the average person be able to make their first $100k.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaun_C...
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Shaun Cassidy - Wikipedia
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Arrête Mark Carney ⚜️ @lalegault.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey 👋 neighbours:
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They're Neo Confederates masturbating to the idea of slave ships. I want it to be more complex and less grossly stupid but they're not special interesting boys, they're Silicon Klansmen.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
perfect tweet
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Having long been aware of those tech bros who read my work as utopian porn, where they’ve taken that doesn’t exactly surprise me.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So strange that he chose SoCal/Orange County cities instead of SF. He's inviting Iran to destroy all Republicans left in the state.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHY? Just...so wrong.
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't know how people find these random old posts, but sometimes they find a winner. Yesterday someone liked this 2+ year old image and it let me see it again. Look at baby Colin Robinson.
Tiny baby white goat in a field of blue and red wildflowers
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
She is auditioning to be Natalie’s replacement.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Exactly 💯
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why haven't these people been disbarred yet?? Especially the attorney-client privilege guy. It is shameful that the DOJ is so lawless that no one ethical wants to work there.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Can you beat Tryphena Dean? (One of my ancestors is my alias name.)
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A secret third thing @secretthirdthing.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"chatGPT thinks I am a genuis" is just the modern version of "I think this stripper is in love with me"
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I really want AOC to run for his seat.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Even Ava Braun is sick of his bullshitting.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Goddamn, this point by @anandwrites.bsky.social really needed saying.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Fierce and nimble? Lying and abusive!
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh screw him. Why is the media treating him like a viable candidate? After his term as mayor he should just crawl under a rock.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oops I must have been six; the movie is from 1975. www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz7p...
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The Zuni Doll | Trilogy of Terror (1975 - Horror)
YouTube video by Midnight at the Abandoned Theater
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My baby-sitter told us the story of the voodoo doll when I was around four. She thought it was funny; for days I imagined a little man under my bed/in my room. My mother was so mad at Lauren! I didn't see "Trilogy of Terror" until I was in HS.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
seeing conservative men debate how to dress online is very funny. can't dress up or wear interesting casualwear bc you've made any visible interest in dress to be a sign of homosexuality. but you feel the need to dress better bc you've linked dress to respectability. a prison of your own making.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't understand why a male lion will be voiced by a woman but whatever. It is fantasy, FFS. I'm sure Gerwig and Streep know what they are doing unlike so many of the White boy chuds who freak out over every damn thing.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"Just Bulbs" is still around? That was a Letterman bit from the 80s!
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I cannot imagine living in a state that doesn’t have legalized weed. My after work bowl is a necessity with all the crazy running our country.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey my feet have too many bones! no surgical intervention necessary but incredibly wide feet.
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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“This is for my boy Paul mthrfkr!”
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow that is just so self-centered and horrible. “ I committed a crime against an unwilling participant but it was a learning experience for me“ is astonishing narcissism & really pathological.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Americans are relearning the lesson we learned during the Gilded Age of the late 1890s, when robber barons ran the government and the economy for their own benefit: Oligarchy is incompatible with the common good. I'm hopeful we'll respond with a new progressive movement.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
he is the embodiment of oleaginous - a stick of butter that fell on the floor and picked up cat hair and crumbs.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting.
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heute jedoch nicht @heutejedochnicht.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Meta-Adbusting in der Londoner U-Bahn
Jeffrey Epstein mit Ray Ban Meta-Smartglasses und Denkblase „Finally, a pair that suits me...“
Caption: „GLASSES FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO CONSENT“
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Dr Hannah M. Rowland @hannahmrowland.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope your day was better than Darwin’s, on this day 165 years ago
I am very poorly today & very stupid & hate everybody &everything.

Charles Darwin
Letter to Charles Lyell
1st October 1861
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And that's an audience of true MAGA believers. Of course he doesn't GAF yet they still believe he will save them.
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 01/10/2026
CEO compensation has increased 1,316% since 1978. And worker compensation? Just 28%. The system is rigged. We need to start taxing the rich so they pay their fair share.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've been saying it for ten years now! We do NOT need to hear their side or opinion to be balanced. They are complicit just by association.
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Betsy Humphrey @betsyvt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He's the physical example of "oleaginous". A nasty, greasy stick of butter that has been dropped on the floor and picked up loose cat hair.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Be sure to read the subtitles
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