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Beth Boyle Machlan

@bethmachlan.bsky.social
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Essayist, educator, Zillow stalker, hockey fan, pet pic poster. Usually tired; probably mad. Words at The Common, Catapult, Avidly, River Teeth, NYT, The Rumpus, Guernica. CFA-UAW she/her linktr.ee/bethmachlan?utm_source=li…

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Maria Bustillos @mariabustillos.com · 10h
Very great. Wow. @anandwrites.bsky.social so grateful to hear someone say this in mass media
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 17h
All the wrong people lie awake at night worrying about who hates them. This guy should never sleep again, yet here he is, thinking he’s The Answer.
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Navin Pokala 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @navinpokala.bsky.social · 18h
What’s the point of *not* seeking justice for crimes? To teach Americans that crime is ok if you’re a billionaire? Too many Americans already think that.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 17h
The goal in detaining these children, a former official says, is “to make sure no one ever sends their kids to the US again.” Read @samanthamichaels.bsky.social + @isabelaalhadeff.bsky.social report on the administration's new family separation policy that targets children in the nation's interior.
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“You kidnapped my son”
ICE is now separating children from their parents and deeming them “unaccompanied.”
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The “In space, no one can hear you scream” ads for Alien
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Beverly Tweetmaker @bvrlytweetmaker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm all for Ken Paxton wasting his war chest on commercials reminding Chicagoans what a bigoted piece of shit he is
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was thinking this the other day. What has AI achieved so far that comes remotely close to balancing out the possibility it kills us all? Like if it had cured cancer or figured out life on Mars, maybe I’d hedge my bets, but so far it’s just a lot of fake-concerned bots leaving me voicemails
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Remember the Gentlemen?
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
mistakes were made
california post headline: california squirrel's flying attack is finalist in national wildlife photo competition

photo depicts a squirrel in mid-flight from a tree branch, apparently about to attack an owl who has the most "are you fucking KIDDING me" look in history
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
These should be free on all the seats next home game
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The only good news story is the one where the guy who looks exactly like Michael McDonald turned out to be the son of Michael McDonald
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching right now and hoping that the kid who made the miso ones in the molds goes to cookie jail.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I love you, GBBO, but chocolate chip cookies do not need decoration.
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The funnest thing about the dipshit class desperately wanting AI to be conscious and to deserve respect is that they don't even think human women are conscious and deserve respect
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It occurs to me that perhaps gluing googly eyes to Trump, Miller, RFKJR and Mike Johnson might just make the rest of his term bearable
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the strokes at corona park vs geese at forest hills is new york's own barbenheimer
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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 02/10/2026
lol im anti-monarchy but i learned that the crown princess of norway got conscripted and she’s a gunner on a tank. tank princess. love it when things happen and then i get to form sentences about them
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm old enough to remember smoking on airplanes as a child. I hated it but they made you do it.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 02/10/2026
Oh my GOD
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
EVERYTHING WILL BE DIFFERENT NOW
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope Pike’s estate/legal team sues tf out of Tennessee. Nobody deserves what she endured. Also: fuck the death penalty.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I live near his island; there are signs all over the place insulting him, and every so often a kayak/canoe flotilla goes out to his beachfront to heckle him. Maine as a state can go either way, but the Midcoast near his place is blue af.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Wow, that was really racist" from Ta-Nehisi Coates
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That’s me in the ocean, practicing my religion.
Smiling person floating on their back in blue ocean under blue-grey sky
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
phew glad that whole mess got settled
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did nobody read Joan Aiken?
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Come on, @nytgames.bsky.social
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Coffee came out my nose there.
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Liliana Segura @lilianasegura.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you want some backstory as to TN and lethal injection. I wrote at length in 2018 as TN sought to restart executions using a new protocol — a method it has since replaced. It’s not an exaggeration to say that when it comes to lethal injection, states have always been making it up as they go along.
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Chilling Testimony in a Tennessee Trial Exposes Lethal Injection as Court-Sanctioned Torture
The trial was a case study in the twisted legacy of Glossip v. Gross — and a chilling look at the botched executions that continue amid little controversy.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate Hegseth so much it makes my teeth hurt.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Right? “HI I LOVE YOU THIS IS GREAT”
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I get sad just watching people staring at their phones while walking their dogs at the end of the day. Your dog has waited all day to see you; maybe some eye contact/smiling?
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Beacon Press @beaconpress.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“Here is the remarkable accomplishment of Gloria Steinem’s hair: for over 50 years it weaponized a white middle-American normal ideal in the service of intersectional, sometimes radical, feminist politics.”—Sarah Mesle buff.ly/DJ7Q43p
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Gloria Steinem’s Hair
How does hair matter to feminism? Specifically, how does long, straight, brown, hair matter to feminism? I’m talking about Gloria Steinem’s hair. Steinem is not the only feminist; her hair is not t…
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Am I still mad about that writing op-ed? YES I AM.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need so many drinks now.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I stopped at “the ease of assessment” of student writing. Just say you don’t actually read their work and move on, Tex. What a tool.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
He actually refers to “the ease of assessment” of student writing, which tells us all we need to know.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What an absolute tool. NOBODY, writing teachers included, think that students learn ANYTHING *only* by writing.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The NYT Spelling Bee, which I just can’t quit.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How is “genitive” not a word? IT’S A WORD ABOUT WORDS!
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
salty sherrod brown is my favorite sherrod brown
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Brandon Walsh @walshbr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Student journalists consistently showing more courage and ability to meet the moment than anyone in positions of power.
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Anna E. Clark @annaeclark.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Browsing exterior paint colors and wow, have I got some fodder for the aesthetics of fascism crowd:
Swatches of bland taupe paint titled "agreeable gray" and "accessible beige."
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 28/09/2026
Lots of "I hope someone tells these proles to turn off their phones and not talk through the performance" commentary in response to NYC's Met ticket giveaway, as if theaters aren't already overrun with people who pay hundreds of dollars to leave their phones on and talk through performances.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“Could be.” I mean, do your own research, y’all
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ally @inaneenglish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I want to screech every time I see someone post "why don't they teach media literacy in school?" Well I hate to break it to you but all those Arts & Humanities you systematically defunded and devalued WERE the media literacy.
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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Another sure hit from the league that gives the fans exactly what they could care less about and/or actively despise!
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The Believer @thebeliever.net · 28/09/2026
“The American myth of the lonely cowboy was never the whole truth, but it was perpetuated because men like Gilpin and his modern-day counterparts profited from it. A man alone is easy to take advantage of.” Tana Wojczuk on California’s water crisis: www.thebeliever.net/drying-in-th...
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Drying in the Wilderness - Believer Magazine
I. DYNAMITE In 1868, the West was a mythical place, a land associated with boundless acreage for the speculator, infinite glory for the intrepid mountaineer, and rich veins of ore for the prospector.…
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