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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The “In space, no one can hear you scream” ads for Alien

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That’s me in the ocean, practicing my religion.

Smiling person floating on their back in blue ocean under blue-grey sky

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Since that New York Magazine piece cast doubt on Jackson’s stance on Israel/Palestine, he’s set the record straight.

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Troy Jackson stopped by Rockland this morning to hype us up before a day of canvassing. Now that Platner’s gone, ME is getting much less press when the race is still just as crucial. If you can send some $ his way, it will make a difference.

Troy Jackson, Dem candidate for senate in ME, speaking with a Dublin Donuts cup

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I am simply not emotionally equipped for Hot Mr. Bennett

Rufus Sewell as Mr. Bennett in 2026 Pride and Prejudice

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

In Rockland, ME, protesting a murder. Abolish ICE.

Middle-aged white woman holding a sign that says “Murder does not make us safer”

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Man, these hardcore Platner stans are really … something.

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

This snapping turtle just wanted some string beans and honestly same.

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Because we can all use a little joy, I bring you SEXY RHUBARB

A poster for a rhubarb festival in Maine featuring a drawing of rhubarb wearing fishnet stockings and heels under the caption “Rhubarb is sexy”

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

This is on FB Marketplace … from an alternate universe in which Jesus would like a word about that whole crucifixion thing, actually.

A very scary looking picture of Jesus’s head

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I am apparently “drunk yarn shopping” years old.

A picture of a ball of teal blue yarn, a pink cocktail with orange, and two Totoro needle covers.

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

How can anyone possibly teach without this ELITE TOOL?

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

This little man was abandoned 2x: as a puppy & again fully grown. He was stray so long he wore down his teeth from eating garbage. He came to us w/heartworm & skin infections making him miserable, but he tried so hard to be good. Now he’s healthy & happy and all tennis balls belong to him forever.

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Lunch on the first real warm Maine day

A chocolate and vanilla ugh swirl ice cream cone held up in front of a harbor with green water and blue sky

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

It’s the McDonald’s delivery that really lifts it into *chef’s kiss*

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

She has her own matching bed directly out of frame, but hey, we don’t call her “Dumb Fat Baby” for no reason

A fat gray cat sleeps on the edge of a round fluffy bed already occupied by another cat

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Solidarity with my beloved former colleagues at NYU!

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Beth Boyle Machlan @bethmachlan.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

OMG, there’s actually an AI app called “Delve.” Which is perfect, because when students use this word, I know they have no idea what they’re talking about. Nobody fucking “delves,” dammit.