Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 5hDue to life getting in the way, today was my first ballet class in about ten weeks. I’m going to hurt so much tomorrow but right now I feel fabulous. 050
Reposted by Bethany KeatsDr Victoria Austen @vickyausten.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Whenever I see articles like this I am reminded of the guy who said my bookshelves looked “very ideological” just because I had a bunch of books written by women. His collection of books (ALL written by men) was, of course, completely ideologically neutral. 4326
Reposted by Bethany KeatsHeather Small @heathersmall.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Men will literally ascribe their own personal psychosexual hangups to sticky biological reality rather than going to therapy 336413
Reposted by Bethany KeatsBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 19h"I have tweets older than you" would be a devastating burn to some impudent youth but also simultaneously to yourself of course 392516299
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026*prepoll, thanks autocorrect and my lack of attention. 120
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026My local booth in Townsville, even though it’s at a community hall and next to a scouts, doesn’t have democracy sausages. I was so shocked when I voted here for the first time. However, means I can prepay guilt free 😅 320
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Thank you for eloquently expressing what was bothering me about that piece. 050
Reposted by Bethany KeatsLaura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books 4083521210600
Reposted by Bethany KeatsThe Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 09/10/2026April 2026, in case you were wondering 3155
Reposted by Bethany KeatsPaul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026America continues its descent into utter abjectness 021
Reposted by Bethany KeatsWilliam Neal @williamneal.eurosky.social · 08/10/2026Funny joke from mon ami from mon cours de français: The sun never sets on the British Empire because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark 173
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Initial thought: yay my library reservation has arrived! Second thought: I have absolutely no recollection of this book Do I have a problem? 🫣 020
Reposted by Bethany KeatsSeth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It’s notable how many anti-trans activists who claim their actions are motivated by a desire to “protect women,” are currently attacking Jane Doe and defending the men who she says assaulted her. It’s almost like “protecting women” never had anything to do with it. 10722127
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I recently had someone say I was perimenopausal because I was snappy. Nope, I happen to be 40 and Over Everyone’s Shit. My hormones are not responsible for the people around me sucking. 150
Reposted by Bethany KeatsKon Karapanagiotidis @kkarapanagiotidis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026To every Australian banging on this morning on talkback radio about wanting ZERO migration, I concede. You can have it. As long as you are ok with the high chance of ZERO emergency medical care when you’re sick. ZERO aged care when you’re old. ZERO fresh food when you’re hungry. 42687162
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Today I learned, and I think more people need to. 2135
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Remember to turn off your Monday morning alarm* *individual needs may vary 110
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Back in my radio days I arranged an interview with someone in the Chatham Islands and I simply Could Not handle the time zone calculations in my head. Had to ask if we could negotiate in NZ time (he was fine with that. I’m sure it’s very normal for him!) 010
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Went for an evening stroll in a nearby cemetery and came across five curlews hanging around a grave suspiciously. I’m glad the screaming birds have hobbies. 070
Reposted by Bethany KeatsNonWayne @nonwayne.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I feel pretty obliged to plug a journal issue that contains a review of my book; a review by me; and several pieces by friends (one of which cites my work)! Congratulations all! affirmationsmodern.com/index.php/up...affirmationsmodern.com Vol. 10 No. 1 (2026): Modernism and Modernity at the Edge | Affirmations: of the modern 061
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wait what? What are the influencers ruining now? 100
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“He said consumers in Australia had much cheaper coffee than in European countries” Which ones, mate. Because that’s not my experience (unless you’re drinking your coffee on the terrace at a tourist site) www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10...abc.net.auNation's love affair with coffee on shaky ground as cost of living bitesThe way Australians drink coffee is changing, with more and more switching to home brews while cafes are "running on a shoestring". 020
Reposted by Bethany KeatsRɪᴄʜᴀʀᴅ Tᴜꜰꜰɪɴ ᵃᵘ ᶜᵇʳ ᶜᶠᶜ @richardtuffin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026National Bogong Moth Day would be a worth public holiday every year. Certainly better than having a day off for the Melbourne Cup! 0107
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The whole iced coffee at job interviews thing? The first time I saw it I thought it meant arriving with iced coffee each for the entire panel and thought it was rather presumptuous that the panel members even drank iced coffee. 000
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I saw one when I was passing through Tamworth a few years ago and my (French) husband was next level confused as to my excitement 😆 010
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m so petty there’s a certain book that if it appears in someone’s vote for the Radio National #Top100books, I won’t like their post. 020
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Annual reminder: 'grand final day was "one of the most dangerous days of the year" for women and children' And it's not just AFL (it's talking AFL because that's tomorrow). It's NRL and State of Origin too. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.auFrontline services warn of AFL grand final domestic violence riskThe AFL and NRL grand finals are a time of celebration for many Australians, but experts warn it can be a period of heightened risk for domestic violence. 031
Reposted by Bethany KeatsAnthony B, @swearyanthony.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"We put our life into our business, and it's just been taken away," she said. life... taken away, you say? 44610
Reposted by Bethany KeatsChaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026CATTE VERSIOUN (speculatyve! not based on real attested textes!) • OLD ENGLISH: Miæow • MIDDLE ENGLISH: Myeaue • EARLY MODERN ENGLISH: Meowe 430157
Reposted by Bethany KeatsDr Hannah Murray @hlmurray.bsky.social · 22/09/2026That’s not what Old(e) English means ?!?! 261
Reposted by Bethany KeatsClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage 455801683
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Do I care about sportsball? Not particularly. Do I do footy tipping? Nope. Do I love that my 101 year old grandmother won her nursing home footy tipping completion AGAIN? FUCK YES I DO 🔥🔥🔥 020
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026See What You Made Me Do was SO CLOSE to making my top ten. If they do a non-fiction one, it’ll be there for sure. 010
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’m so basic I have a soft spot for all those little bluestone stations throughout regional Victoria (dwindling as they are) 020
Reposted by Bethany KeatsBriony Kidd @brionykidd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yes... you may have to do some real, uncomfortable reflection to do it though. You may have to see when you and your male friends centre yourselves in conversations and don't even *notice* how much less women are speaking. If you don't see the casual every day entitlement, you won't be able to help. 1293
Reposted by Bethany KeatsVirginia Murdoch @virginia.alertbutnotalarmed.com · 20/09/2026Ad I just got served on a Sydney Morning Herald article about the spate of family violence murders we’ve had this weekend. Well done, everybody. 84716
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I used to love Cue, but for me it was a combination of three things: They changed style to something I didn’t like. Price (especially for something I liked less and less) I started working in a much more informal environment (even before Covid) www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...abc.net.auFrom fashion forward to failure: What went wrong for Cue?Cue had a reputation for reinvention, with the proof hanging in the wardrobes of generations of women. But what inspired the start of the brand in 1968 has led to its demise. 000
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Honourable mentions: Possum Magic - Mem Fox and Julie Vivas Too Much Lip - Melissa Lucashenko 45 + 47 Stella St and Everything that Happened - Elizabeth Honey See What You Made Me Do - Jess Hill 000
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Did the thing. Criteria was that I had to love the book but also feel it had made a contribution to Australia/culture/literary canon. 130
Bethany Keats @bethanykeats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Heard Don't Speak on the radio about an hour ago in the car. So fabulous. (The other two are as well) 200