Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Good morning from hotel breakfast, where I've just seen someone eating Nutella and scrambled eggs on toast 320
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Absolutely obsessed by how this is working up! Unfortunately the blue is a) discontinued b) impossible to frog, so if my raglan shaping doesn't work I'm going to *cry* 010
Reposted by BethanNicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy! 180140446468
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Thought I was unobserved on the dog walk, much to the amusement of the woman who saw me really going for the fa-fa-fa-fas of psycho killer 161
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Trying to learn a) Tunisian b) ribbing c) in the round and I'm *so close* to getting the yarn position right for the purl but someone interrupts me every few stitches and I would just like to be left alone to make my little knots in peace please 😩 010
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Phone call from y8 child. Past school start time, and I thought he was crying. Braced for disaster. He was laughing. We sent him to school A DAY EARLY. 1110
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Wednesday, 2nd September. 8:19 am. "Mum! My school shoes don't fit!" 160
Reposted by BethanDaniel Sugarman @danielsugarman.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The world's most notorious custard-pie thrower is dead. What an obituary. He got Bernard-Henri Lévy seven times. 131365640
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Took 10yo to a machine sewing course (she loves it and wants to go back!) and the cheese shop round the corner had tartiflette Brets, massive win all round 070
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Dog managed to balance her shit perfectly on top of some brambles, risking both my fingers and the structural integrity of the bag. Good job she's cute. 030
Reposted by BethanM a r c u s 🏳️🌈🇧🇧 @marcusjdl.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Jason Arday is dead. The UK media won’t learn a thing from this. Because they’re racist bastards. He has two children. 1012020568
Reposted by BethanSteph, Destroyer of Words @avwoman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026They really need to make an alert that you can still read once you've made it stop screaming. 36510
Reposted by BethanKingfisher & Wombat @tkingfisher.com · 12/08/2026“Warranty coverage no longer includes sleeping on hotel pillows” sent me. 1940049
Reposted by BethanHolly Casio @hollycasio.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Here a compilation of stupid things library consultants have said to me in solidarity with library pals at Lambeth Libraries where genius consultants has decided that a qualified head of library service post isn't really essential. 12433223
Reposted by BethanNew-Cleckit Dominie @ncdominie.bsky.social · 28/07/2026This is just to say I have OCRed the text thet was in tne arch:ve and whicb yov were prabaldy seamhing for "breahtast" Fargme ms fheg mem debo:w5 sb ?mccf mmb 5c oc1b 7778512571
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Oh shit that means we're down to one Goodie. We're going to need an immediate defensive ring around Graeme Garden. 030
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Oh man no not Bill Oddie! I'll be singing this all day in memorial youtu.be/jT4qObpOzeI?...youtu.beThe MCC Song - ISIRTA (1970)YouTube video by Treguard Rhyolite 010
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Got a message from my GP saying that 'due to demand, the scheduled menopause information session will now take place at *Stockport County FC*' - and I know it's going to be a meeting room somewhere, but I'm finding the thought of stands full of 10k menopausal women thoroughly delightful 3193
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Took dog to a garden centre, where we discovered that the deepest desire of her heart is to stick her head in a large bucket of mealworms 020
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 14/07/2026There would be a lot of very confused Finnish biochemists 010
Reposted by BethanBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Mainstream Respectable opinion is that people joking about a bad person's death represents a culture of cruelty, but really it represents a culture of impunity. It's a coping mechanism for watching someone do evil their whole life and never seeing consequences 114208745341
Reposted by BethanAll Kinds Of Nope @woozleweasels.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Seen in an old cookbook, a recipe that resonates with me today. 2776260986
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 09/07/2026If I was wearing a dark fur coat I simply would not be sunbathing today but she is determined ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 010
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I've been listening to the Rosamund Pike Wheel of Time audiobooks and they are *glorious* - but she's only done the first 4 and I really don't think I can switch to the other narrators now 😢😢😢 030
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Been catching up on recent series of ISIHAC and fuck me, Joe Lycett can *sing* 000
Reposted by BethanGareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Me: Okay, there's been a thunderstorm, the heatwave should be over now. (New health bar appears) (The sun is now named 'Sol, Starflame of Regret') (Objectively the greatest piece of classical music ever recorded starts playing). 2245311596
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 26/06/2026For once I am incredibly glad I fell for the marketing. Heatwave mvp for sure. 470
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Washed my massive heavy crochet blanket and now using it as garden shade, delightful 020
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Big news here: just before 6pm and the dog has decided it's finally shady enough in the garden to go for her morning poop. 010
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 22/06/2026'open the loft hatch' they said. 'it'll cool things down,' they said. 'it's easy' they said 230
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 12/06/2026This is mine (it needs the set-up, in image 1), about the courage and kindness of hard decisions 150
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This is all some kind of twisted promo for a Buffy reboot, right? Curse on the original cast, Tony and Michelle and Nicholas at the opening night, all smiles and "gotcha!". Right??? 020
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Giles! Herc! Sexy coffee man! Damn nice bloke in general! I am *sad* 140
Bethan @bethanar.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I need you all to see this vinted seller who puts their duck (Noodle!) in their listing photos www.vinted.co.uk/items/903628... 020
Reposted by BethanDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 15/05/2026hey john. its your cousin marvin. marvin cage! you know that new sound youve been looking for? well listen to this *hangs up phone* 2935541014
