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Totes Grody

@berkprotocols.bsky.social
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Just some scum queen

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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I saw this, but I like your original thought better. But still:
Coil, The Ape of Naples lp cover
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
welp, I found a rum that rivals the Paranubes in the category of Smelling & Tasting Like Actual Vom—this stuff is uh FUNKY, in many & various ways...
a bottle of Haitian Clairin Casimir sitting on the f'n kitchen table
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
🤘🎥🤘
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
www.reuters.com/resizer/v2/G...
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
lol, no, but I did slit it down the side & tape it to my dorm room wall after he gave it to me so that visitors could see both sides. The back is possibly even better:
"Meaty" Bob Johnson on drums; also I guess it's actually an EP
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A friend found this used at Vintage Vinyl in NJ back in like 1998, sans record. Clerk gave it to him & he gave it to me. So perfect that we've never dared listen to them & be inevitably disappointed
Impaler "Rise of the Mutants" lp cover
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I love a good cocktail
a delicious toilet old-fashioned
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
so: Finally got around to getting a copy of The Aesthetics of Rock, mostly bc I wanted to read Meltzer's intro to the Da Capo reprint. Except I fucked up & got a first edition, slightly beat. BUT—looks like whoever owned it first got it dedicated by ol' Seltzer himself! (in 80s? came from CA)
the booka brief dedication therein, addressed to Juan (&) Suzanne, from Meltzer
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
THIS HOW WE DO
FINNEGAN'S GAPE
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
TALES FROM THE GROUP CHAT Russ's family trip to Ireland is, it would seem, proceeding apace:
probably not actually a dildo that James Joyce used
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
THAT'S A NICE-A PITTA PIE
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
monkey heads!
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
What else can you say?
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
not Rolling Stone
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When Dunston checks in, no one checks out
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
is this that "indie sleaze" the kids are going on about? Are they in "Brooklyn"?
the Strokes, probably
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The story of life is this: ***STATIC***
RIP Bill Nunn; RIP Radio Raheem
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
someone posted this news photo on here a couple months ago & I think it captures things nicely:
news photo a lad in said news photo with a saucy tee
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
RIP, king
Sam fucking Neill
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Auto-erotic asphyxiation
eat shit in Hell, bozo
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender with one image."
nasty buffet
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Back on my bullshit (cc @karlzimmerman.bsky.social @crasis.bsky.social @tkwall.bsky.social )
tunes
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6ykk...
campground worries
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Once you start drinking you just want to continue...
a tall glass with a mojito in it & bottles of rum & a bottle of Scotch in the background. Glass with said Scotch in it not pictured
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
"Loneliness has followed me my whole life, everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There's no escape. I'm God's lonely man."
a husky fellow contemplates the churning sky
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Back on my bullshit
oh what a mess of booze & assorted slop on the counter at 6:45 AM
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
like anemones in an aquarium
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Urth Shaking
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
It's James Spader, innit
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
OH LAWD THEY BLOOMIN'
a muthafuckin' rhododendron bush SAME BUSH DIFFERENT ANGLE
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
mood
Orla's sailor, The Sopranos
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
a play in three acts
Nice dumper
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
RIP Clarence Carter, hope you & Friedkin are having a laugh somewhere
Friedkin on "Strokin' "
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
making friends
horrible right-wing political candidate begging for moneythe medieval illustration I sent them in return
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
"And somewhere, in a Hospital, was a Horse, that was ill. And I had to find my way there... "
Horse in a hospital, I know, I know/It's serious
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
just an oilman having a goof
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
also & unrelated: found some new potential nicknames for your cat
LOAF CAKE
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
somebody posted this a few weeks ago & it's a good one (not exactly hard to decode tho):
The car of an anti-fascist anal sex enthusiast in Oregon
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Robert van Winkle
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
That's a hell of a caption, good god
Wild horses in the carpark of Dead Woman's Ditch
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
solidarity
lol guess I'm on a block list
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
One of my favorite Rackham illustrations, from this collection that we've had my whole life (my dad likes his art), dust jacket of which used to scare the hell out of me as a kid:
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
when she gets it:
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Totes Grody @berkprotocols.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
(young fox ventures far afield & gets chased by uppercrust British jerkoffs whom he leads into the muck)
fox-hunting jerkoffs in the SLIMY MUD
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