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30yrs. She/her. OP hyperfixation ☀️

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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
breathe out a bit
psyduck floating in a lake at twilight, no text
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Been stewing more on my own gender-fuckery and have come to the conclusion that I do, in fact, still identify as a woman. The confusion came from the fact that I want to be a big, strong, hairy woman, which the powers-that-be insist isn't a woman at all.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Used to get stickers of this guy when I went to the dentist and collected them on my wardrobe. He the goat.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dudes rock.
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Dan Ancona @danancona.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Don't like the recent trend in my life of me having a fun conversation with someone, then being accused out of the blue for flirting. Am I not allowed to be funny and charming? Am I not allowed to be a silly little guy? Why does everything have to be romantic? Sorry for not being boring enough.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spending too much money on a zoro gym shirt was a great idea because what am I gonna do? Put on the zoro shirt and NOT go to the gym? NOT try and get buff enough to fill it out? #gymhack just be a nerd about it
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Accidentally trimmed my underarm hair too short and now get jump scared everytime I lift my arms near a mirror. Where did it all go :( it's so drafty in here :( come back
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/09/2026
me when I'm trying to choose a healthy breakfast
A screenshot of Prime Minister's Questions with the subtitle 'Mr Bacon, I don't need advice from you.'
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romulus - 🛸METROID RAVENOUS🍽️ @romulusofficial.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
it must be so difficult to act with a character who you can’t even see. thankfully, Foghorn is just that talented
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Leftist Gamer Memes @leftistgamermemes.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
👀📹✂️🧿
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I have't made a proper roast dinner in ages because it's a lot of effort to feed just me, but I've been craving one and I'd forgotten how much I enjoy cooking big meals. So satisfying to time everything just right.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I get really confused when I see places like coffee shops and gyms selling merch, and it's literally just their name slapped on a shirt and it costs 50 bucks. Why would anyone buy that? It's not even cute? Or fun? Or well made?
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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Here's the official announcement of Parton's passing from her reps, along with the request that in lieu of flowers, the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com
NASHVILLE, TN (August 25, 2026) – Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

 

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000). 

 

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

 

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at www.dollyparton.com.         

 

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at www.imaginationlibrary.com.
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Trio | Nat @triometra.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
#MonkeyDLuffy because I need him on my bsky today
We’re looking at a sketch of One Piece Character Monkey D Luffy who’s half climbed onto Merry‘s figurehead. He’s holding her neck tight with a slightly stretched arm, while his other hand holds the straw hat on his head in place. He‘s smiling with his mouth closed, eyes wide open looking at you with joy, with LOVE. With a look that makes me feel warm inside, and I wanna grab his face and squish‘m. GOD I need him!!!
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 08/08/2026
this print is making me feel a little weepy
YOU HAVE TO STAY ALVE.
YOU'RE GOING TO BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MIDDLE AGED FREAK.
YOUNG FREAKS WILL SEE YOU IN THE STREET AND KNOW THAT THINGS CAN BE OKAY
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Vaccuumed up what I thought was a dead butterfly, only to later realise it was still alive. I'll be right back just gonna kms real quick.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I think I need to find a book on anti-immigration beliefs in immigrants, because people keep saying shit to me at work that gives me whiplash and I've got no idea how to respond.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My neighbor across the street got burglarized and he said the cops literally said "we're on to these guys" after saying "they've hit 20 houses in the area" and then he asked why they were able to hit 20 houses if the cops were "on to these guys" and that was the end of the investigation lol
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Most excellent. I'll take a million more of these.
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🍊Mono | NSFW⚠️ @be3tlebyte.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
save me tiger zoro and monkey (d) luffy #furryart #onepieceart #onepiece
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I realised the reason it particularly pisses me off that my manager uses chatgpisst for everything is because she's also the designated environment-advocate in the unit and is always preaching about using less resources and being concious of the planet.
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Mims☃️❄️ SHOP OPEN @mimscosara.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
HAPPY ONE PIECE DAY!! ✧。٩(ˊᗜˋ )و✧*。 I love a lot of One piece covers, so I choose one who has featuring Nami ♡ #onepiece #nami #OPFANCOVER26 🏴‍☠️
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Coulda used this on a leaflet to slip that patient at work lol
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Had someome say to my face for the first time "... and that's why i'm a terf" and of course it was a patient at work and i was too tired/worried about causing an incident to know how to respond. Wtf. Like why did she even bring it up.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 17/07/2026
ass out flower ate this is how i like pollinate
a bee with its fuzzy little butt covered in pollen, hanging over a leaf all assed out, face not visible, just bee butt
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Made myself angry thinking about the money and manpower and resources being thrown at AI, and imagined it instead being thrown at public services. Imagine the rail service we could achieve with even just half of that cash. Imagine the libraries and schools and healthcare. I need to go touch grass.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
rip 😔
2 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy dressed in a black suit giving a eulogy at a funeral. We see the coffin and flowers behind him.

Purple Guy: Sometimes when a person dies, others will say “if you can’t say something nice, don’t say nothing at all”

Panel 2: Purple Guy: But that’s bullshit and this guy was a fucking cunt
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Had to update the pfp to represent my best boy and fellow medical professional
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Zoro letting usopp and luffy hold his swords 🥲 and usopp on sanjis shoulders 🥲 and nami having so much fun with her boys 🥲 your honour i love them
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hby's stuff @hby.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
#pixelart
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
So annoyed that just as i recovered from one sun burn, I managed to burn somewhere else. I have GOT to get better at applying sunscreen, this is embarassing
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Lokei @lokei-5ygol.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
MORE HEROINES!!!! #ONEPIECE
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think when politicians are being interviewed or giving public speeches they should be connected to a buzzer that electrocutes them every time they avoid answering a question or lie. It wouldn't stop them, but it'd be funner to watch.
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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
My beautiful baby boy beloved
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Youtube ads have me wanting to set something on fire how the helly do i get this shit off my tv STOP GIVING ME HAIRLOSS ADS
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I have to get up 6am tomorrow for work... and the sports field up the road has a festival... all i hear is drum and bass... and i become the joker...
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I've noticed that since I've approached and now become 30, I've been... Really horny? All the time? Which is really fucking inconvenient for a single asexual let me tell you.
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Not so much a 'let them eat cake' moment and more of a 'YOU guys are gonna have to cut down on cake. times are tough' moment
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Peter, what is this? 🔞 TEAM RUB @anyhoozlebee.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner
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𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕 @2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Doing a deep dive into AI and data centres and feeling like I'm going insane. Everything about them is complete bullshit how the hell are they justifying building more.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I was fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. proteanmag.com/2025/11/01/w...
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Iwas fighting fascism with the power of love and kindness and just really getting my ass handed to me. A total bloodbath. The referee would have stepped in by now but they had knocked him out with a steel chair. The only others watching were either fascists themselves or the people trying to fight fascism with the power of love and kindness and they weren’t having a great go of it either. I kept trying to explain in between haymakers that we were better than this and on top of that it wasn’t likely to be ruled on favorably as far as the courts. None of it helped. I was on my knees now bleeding profusely from the mouth and nose. It spilled out of me onto the snow in a pattern that if you sort of squinted at it from the right vantage looked like a cartoon heart. See that I pointed. Look how beautiful the world can be I tried to say through my broken teeth. Alright well now he was pulling out a gun. I didn’t think we were allowed do that.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
My nan says that they're planning to build a massive ai data centre near our town and I am filled with rage. Time to make myself into a public nuisance.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Surviving the heat wave by lounging around the house half naked is great, until I remember that people CAN knock on my door and I will NOT be able to answer.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Not my mum making this exact argument, while using chat gpt every fucking day
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