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@bentbeef.bsky.social
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30yrs. She/her. OP hyperfixation ☀️

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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Voila. Not perfect but not bad for my first try in over a year. No such thing as too much mustard.
A picture of a roast beef dinner, looking pretty damn scrumdiddlyumptious.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
My friend bought me this Chopper notebook and I'm gonna use it the way God intended.
A picture of a notebook with the One Piece character Chopper on it, placed on top of a medical study book on Immediate Life Support.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
My Shaaaaayla 😭 Oda I beg show me my dead wife
A picture of the Going Merry from One Piece, with bold text saying "I voted" for the One Piece World Top 100 2nd.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Oh hell yeah!!! Trans T-rex!!! 🏳️‍⚧️🦖🏳️‍⚧️
A photo of a page from Jurassic Park. The circled extract reads:
So our animals are all female. We tend to refer to some of them as male - such as the Tyrannosaurus rex; we all call it a 'him'- but in fact, they're all female.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If I had a nickel for every time a male character is introduced and stares at Ellie's legs, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it is weird that one of them is only 11 years old.
A photo of a page from Jurassic Park. The circled extract reads:
Tim was trying to organize his impressions, and was looking at the blonde woman's legs,
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
To be fair this is only the second time she's been objectified in the book. And it's a book from the 90s written by a man? So I guess I should lower my expectations down to hell?
A photo of a page from Jurassic Park. The circled extract reads:
"You're extremely pretty, Dr. Sattler," he said. "I could look at your legs all day."
Beneath is drawn a sad face.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I haven't got the foggiest clue whether these are cooked right, but it's past my bedtime and my nans dog keeps giving me the stink eye for still being up so I'm calling it.
A tray of freshly baked cinnamon buns. The baker has no idea whether they've been done right or not, but they seem to be the correct shape and colour and, though it doesn't show, they do in fact smell of cinnamon.
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Beef @bentbeef.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Me and who?
A photograph of two carrots that have grown around each other, almost like a hug.
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