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Ben Schu

@benschu.bsky.social
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Lawyer, musician, gadabout, generally confused much of the time.

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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey gang - My son writes and performs music under the name Jem Wilde. He is releasing his debut EP - two singles so far, and just yesterday released his first MUSIC VIDEO!! If you like this, please share and look up Jem Wilde on IG, TikTok, Spotify, etc. Help me make it go viral! #music #lgbtq
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Jem Wilde - Kitchen Light (Official Video)
YouTube video by Jem Wilde
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This is honestly the first I’ve heard of this, and it’s utterly disgusting. He’s the MAYOR OF NEW YORK. Of course he should be there. (Also, he was 9 years old on 9/11. If he is somehow responsible for all Muslims forever, I’ve got bad news for Christian mayors.)
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
#lawsky talk me off the ledge plz. Do you ever get to the point of feeling like you know what you’re doing?
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Sometimes it hits me just how much we’ve lost as a country in such a short period of time. If any other politician had put his name on something like this in the past, there would have been a massive, career-ending public shaming. But now it’s just another day.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
WHAT THE FUCK
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
A lot can be said about Dolly Parton, but for now, I will say that she wrote "Jolene" and "I Will Always Love You" on the SAME FUCKING DAY. Talent like that is one in a billion.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ho. Lee. Shit. 👀
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is such a terrible answer. Jeffries had such promise and turned into such a coward. Democratic Socialists belong in the Democratic Party regardless of whether you personally agree or not - we are big tent party with a diversity of views and should be open to all possible solutions.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Post you from a different era in your life: A newspaper ad from my opera days. (I’m on the bottom left.)
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"Today is August 4, 2026..."
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Twilight Covening is a 4-day extended ritual and earth-spirituality event in Western MA in October where participants do intensive work in various Clans. It’s the best event of its kind. This year’s Clans have been posted and applications open today - check it out! #pagansky #witchsky #tarotsky
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26 Twilight Covening - EarthSpirit
Twilight Covening is a 3-day ritual which holds and shapes an institute of Earth spirituality, exploring ways to deepen Earth-centered spiritual practice.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Speaking as someone with two opera degrees and a decade-long stint as a professional opera singer, the suggestion that the average viewer will find opera less boring than a Christopher Nolan movie is beyond laughable. I will not click, because clearly this is bait.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Guys, I hate discovery disputes.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners [and on airplanes] to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full." Jesus, Matthew 6:5 (with edit)
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Ugh tonight’s #loveislandusa was revolting in two ways - the challenge was physically disgusting and 50% of the voting was *barf*. And Melanie has learned nothing.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
When it happens, it will be like the last scene of Don Giovanni. The statue of Lincoln at the Memorial will come to life. The “slit” in the reflecting pool will open into a vast hellmouth, and Abe will drag him to hell.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Hey, remember when Hillary Clinton called half of Trump’s supporters “deplorable” and it was front-page news for weeks? Good times…
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Hi y’all. Got suspended for a few days for “suspicious activity.” If you saw anything weird, I was probably hacked. What did I miss?
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I’m very drunk after a stressful week. AMA. (Caveat: I may be asleep by the time you see this.)
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i just need republicans to explain to me how a ballroom is a better use of taxpayer money than a 30 ft tall mechanical spider that shoots nanowire webs and that donald trump can ride around on
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
The moment in Starship Troopers by Yes when the bass drops and the guitar solo comes in - 8:30 in this video. I love a slow burn. youtu.be/886Wxionims?...
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Yes - Starship Trooper (2021 Remaster)
YouTube video by Stereo Classics
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Goddamn, @jasonkpargin.bsky.social - I did not expect to cry in my car on the way to work listening to the audiobook of I’m Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom, but that’s what happened. Well done!
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Queer and Pleasant Danger @monsterologist.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
This probably isn't going to change people's minds, but sometimes it is easier to evoke sympathy for dogs than it is to evoke sympathy for trans folks. Giving money to J.K.Rowling is the same as giving money to eradicate transgender people.
Panel 1: A park. A donut truck. A red-haired white woman sitting inside the donut truck, looking relaxed. The truck is Rolling Donuts, and there are three donuts painted under the worker window, a menu with prices, text near the bottom of the truck that reads "Tastes like magic!", a big Rolling Donuts logo with donuts for "O"s (clever!) and a message that says No Trans Fats! Only there's a tiny, near-illegible "or" between "trans" and "fats", because we all know how J.K. Rowling do.

Another white lady, this one blonde in t-shirt and jeans, walks up with a brown puppy on a leash. "Oh," she says, "Rolling Donuts!"

Panel 2: The blonde lady walks up to the woman in the truck window, smiling. "We used to have these all the time when I was a kid! I loved them!

Panel 3: The woman in the truck smiles. "Wonderful," she replies. "And now, as a bonus, $2 from every donut goes towards killing dogs!"

Panel 4: The truck lady's hand motion towards a a sign, which reads "Dogs are just fake wolves! I hate them SO much! Thank you for your support in their eradication!"

Panel 5: The blonde woman holds a hand to her mouth, shocked. "Killing?" she says.

The truck lady smiles, happy. "Yup!"

Panel 6: The blonde lady turns to face her dog, stricken. 

Panel 7: The dog looks up, wagging his tail and panting.

Panel 8: The dog, realizing what is coming, lowers his tail and puts his tongue back in his mouth.

Panel 9: The lady in the truck is holding 6 dozen donuts, in neon pink and blue and the Rolling Donut logo, with text across their sides that reads "We hate dogs!"

The blonde woman is looking back at her dogs, guilt on her face. 

"...but they're just SO yummy!" she says!

Sad trombone goes here. 

That's my comic!
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Freezing our asses off at #NoKings Baltimore!
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Come ON. Where's the red line for Congressional Republicans before they put a stop to this? We're seeing multiple events every day that leave Watergate in the dust. The Republicans who confronted Nixon after the Saturday Night Massacre are viewed as heroes - is no one willing to be those guys today?
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Um… not to overreact, but this seems like an incredibly big deal, right?
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It can’t even handle rain or hills.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
This is the only award I’m happy Sinners didn’t win. As amazing as I Lied To You is (and it is transcendent), Golden is THE song of the year. #oscars
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Andy Jurgensen wins an Oscar for Editing and kisses his husband. My wife: Yes! That’s the way you do it! Make those fuckers watch you kiss!
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Feh. Sinners should have won for visual effects too. That shot of the two of them sharing a cigarette is a such a flex. #oscars
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
OMG Sinners - Raphael Siddiq? Brittany Howard? MISTY F***ING COPELAND?!?!?! #oscars
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It’s not often that you get to write a teacher’s note asking that your child be excused from class “to exercise their right to free assembly under the First Amendment to the US Constitution.” #walkout #fuckice #lawsky
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Lucy Van Pelt, out in the snow, looking peeved, with the caption “this is bullshit”
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
This is 100% an AI video, right? I’m not crazy - his face doesn’t look like that. Please tell me I’m not the only one to think that.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
My most inconsequential mind-blowing realization is that, in My Cousin Vinny, for Vinny to have asked Mona Lisa those questions on the stand, he must ALSO have known all those things about rear differential and positraction and stuff. #lawsky
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Post old memes to confuse young people
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a bunch of hamsters and bears are lined up in a row on a white background
Alt: Late 90s Hampster Dance
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I don't know which is the funniest / most irritating side of Legal TikTok - the junior BigLaw associates doing their GRWMs and billable hour vibe checks, or the old white men giving advice like it's still the 80s (like the guy talking about how baby lawyers start with the BMW 3 series). #LawSky
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Not even close. It’s the last five minutes of Big Night.
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Big Night frittata - final scene
YouTube video by kanedaKD
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
My next opposition brief will 110% include the citation: "Horsefeathers!" Kelly v. Hegseth, No. 1:26-cv-000081, slip op. at 22 (D.D.C. Feb. 12, 2026). @deaconblues1979.bsky.social @anyuse.bsky.social @1dgrn.bsky.social @duchessopie.bsky.social @jmhg.bsky.social
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Ah well, I had a good run.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I didn’t know how much a collection of “Melania” reviews would cheer me up. Enjoy!
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
This is LITERALLY a direct quote from Otto ("don't call me stupid!") in A Fish Called Wanda.
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So superior
YouTube video by The Perfect Clips
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
"I voted for Trump because I wanted him to oppress the gays, not me!" I know we need to have a big tent to welcome back those who regret their vote, but it's difficult to have any empathy for someone who is this misinformed and hateful.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Anyone else have trouble sleeping because your dreams are too mentally active - full of made-up legal problems, arguments with people, and stress about obligations that don’t exist? Any advice? #lawsky
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I profoundly wish these people were still capable of feeling shame.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is the right response. Separately - Why does ICE even have service weapons? They are not trained law enforcement officers in any sense. This was murder and people need to be arrested.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ. I will fight anyone who tries to "both sides" this administration.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Well, I guess the Trump Admin will get some experience running nationalized universal healthcare.
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Ben Schu @benschu.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Well, that’s a huge bucket of cold water on anyone maintaining hope that this year would be any less of an unmitigated clusterfuck than 2025. #Venezuela
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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