Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Cam Jurgens sacrificed his body for an Eagles Super Bowl and then got the team back the 2nd rounder that was spent on him anyway. Philadelphia Legend. 011915
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/10/2026 1454
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierStephen @tgk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Seems suboptimal that the President of the United States of America is talking like I do after an ugly playoff loss 3564
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Drew, I’m a huge fan, but this is an absolutely rancid take. 000
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierProPublica @propublica.org · 06/10/2026The government *still* isn’t tracking how often immigration agents detain U.S. citizens. We are. 500+ Americans have been handcuffed, held at gunpoint or held against their will in Trump’s second term. Our tally is almost certainly an undercount. THREAD (content warning: violence) ⬇️ 9660873484
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierJesus Zoidberg: Taller than Willie Lampkin @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Grim Reaper: Ok, I did it, I got Dennis Haskins, dropped him off in Hell. God: You idiot, that's not what it said, put on your damn readers! GR: They make me look old! God: Put them on, or I'll get the next guy up! GR: Oh.....Dennis Hastert, I was wondering what Mr. Belding had done...my bad. 083
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you wanna be generous (and I don’t): No Saquon, no Johnson, no Baun, no Dickerson, no Smitty, no Goedert, no Q, no Greenard, hell no Tank eventually, am I missing any? None of those injuries excuse having a head coach with two total brain cells, though 130
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierJesus Zoidberg: Taller than Willie Lampkin @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You want to get on Nick, this is the 5th week in a row, after halftime, that the other team made adjustments and they didn't. 44711
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This head coaching matchup is a battle between a dumb guy’s idea of a smart guy and a dumb guy’s idea of a dumb guy 000
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierBriiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 03/10/2026People on threads say such weird stuff 794532
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierCornbread Countess @breadbae.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026Kids just be doing shit 691175182
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trea Turner is a cautionary tale about putting too much faith in an aging twink 000
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that. 1043784590
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s a racist chant and I hope the Dodgers hand their asses to them. Meanwhile, Phillies are who we thought they were and they’re not gonna fix it. Fire DD, the window has closed. Starters will keep the corpse afloat, but the offense and pen are a mess. 010
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierNick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Will be spending the lockout thinking about what this season would’ve looked like if Trea Turner was good 13947
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s still We Have Kenny Powers at Home on the opposite mound, make it a fucking game 000
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It’s a piece of shit car, and I will never buy one 020
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Phillies score 4 here, I will take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about the Toyota RAV 4 050
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Get a dog! www.aspca.orgaspca.orgASPCALearn more about the ASPCA's work to rescue animals from abuse, pass humane laws and share resources with shelters nationwide. Join our fight today! 110
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Win or lose, I’m thinking about Dan McQuade tonight, and how he would have written about this series 020
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Ok, so having slept on it, I think the clear pitching plan for today should be: 1) Score 10 runs in the first inning 2) Use Nola without too much fear of regression and save Wheeler 3) Profit 170
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 30/09/2026And of course… the game is going to come down to whether this offense can score more than three runs 000
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 30/09/2026*longest sigh of my life* Phils in 3 020
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierAnthony @anthonyesbensen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Blame the front office for building a bullpen that has 2 viable arms in October 2417
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026So, I think the plan is: Duran 8th inning Phillies score 4 more runs Bowlan/Mayza 9th 020
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Though I’d also say Raccoon City did a better job containing that outbreak than the Eagles did containing Case fucking Keenum 010
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I saw Resident Evil today and it kicked ass, so at least there was that 120
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Eagles Offense Bway Set Design 🤝 Sick of seeing these fucking screens 070
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man in a Blue Mantle, by John Singer Sargent, 1891, 📸 via @cjzero.bsky.social 295067759
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026That was a “fuck you” call from Sirianni and Hurts after the chicanery of the last drive derailed by the dirty hit. The absolute balls to go for it 010
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierben @vtben.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They're naming "Football Game Clock" the Time Magazine Person of the Year 18124
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Stop showing me Andy Dalton’s stupid fucking face on the sidelines, it’s just making me angrier 020
Ben Schrager, but spookier @benschrager.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Fuck these dirty motherfuckers up. 100
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierRoberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026And here’s the INCROYABLE French commentary 36915
Reposted by Ben Schrager, but spookierRoberto Rojas @robertorojas97.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Brazilian Portuguese commentary on that Tyler Loop field goal for the Ravens is exactly what everyone needs to hear right now 19930260