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🇨🇦 Staff Software Engineer - Datadog APM (he/him/his) Dad Royal Oak, MI, USA bryanenglish.com

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bryan english @bengl.dev · 7h
lmfao
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Nico Kaiser @nico.kaiser.me · 29/09/2026
📸 #NodeConfEU @bengl.dev: The Past, Present, and Future of Node.js Observability
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 29/09/2026
Forget lifehaven, Node.js is the real cult
The napkin tradition at nodeconf
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Anthony Moser @anthonymoser.com · 27/09/2026
"we can't uninvent this" we can't uninvent my car either but it still doesn't go anywhere without gas in the tank
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 27/09/2026
My step brother had a cardiac arrest last week and now suffers brain damage. His recovery will not be short, and might not ever be complete. If anyone has a few bucks to spare to help pay his bills, that would be fantastic and much appreciated. Goal is almost hit! gofund.me/2840bca26
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Donate to Get Ben Back On The Mic, organized by Joe Guttridge
Hello, my name is Joe and for the last decade, I have had the distinct pleasure of calling Ben… Joe Guttridge needs your support for Get Ben Back On The Mic
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 27/09/2026
I'll be in AMS schengen departure area tomorrow for about 3 hours. What should I fill the time with? I know the non-schengen KLM lounge is better.
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joao @joao.omg.lol · 27/09/2026
itsnotyouits.ai
itsnotyouits.ai
What Makes Us Human
That uneasy feeling you have about AI is real. An initiative from the Center for Humane Technology.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 27/09/2026
Thankfully this happened in Canada, so medical bills aren't an issue.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 27/09/2026
My step brother had a cardiac arrest last week and now suffers brain damage. His recovery will not be short, and might not ever be complete. If anyone has a few bucks to spare to help pay his bills, that would be fantastic and much appreciated. Goal is almost hit! gofund.me/2840bca26
gofund.me
Donate to Get Ben Back On The Mic, organized by Joe Guttridge
Hello, my name is Joe and for the last decade, I have had the distinct pleasure of calling Ben… Joe Guttridge needs your support for Get Ben Back On The Mic
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Jesse Mac @jessemackinnon.com · 26/09/2026
uwu i’m just a little fascist Tamagotchi uwu
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 26/09/2026
Yep! I'm making reference in jest to such an argument being made elsewhere. 😄
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 26/09/2026
It proposes requiring that users understand their own code prior to submission, and that's as unenforceable as a total ban. You can necessarily tell if a submitter knows their code.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
NO ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WHOS TORRENTIND SOME REAL SHYT, "NO ONE WANTS TO WATCH AI MOVIES, IF I GAVE A SHIT WHAT THE COMPUTER WANTED, I WOULDENT OBSESSIVELY BLOCK ADS AND REFUSE TO UPDATE MY SOFTWARE" - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THE COMPUTER KNOWS WHAT I WANT TO WATCH IF IT DIDNT USE 20 YEARS OF STEALING MY DATA TO TRY TO SELL ME THE SAME THING I BOUGHT LAST WEEK - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE AN ALGORITHM WOULD ENTERTAIN ME IF EVERY SOCIAL MEDIA SITES ALGORITHM WASNT DETERMINED TO SHOW ME DUMB BULLSHIT TO MAKE ME MAD - MAYBE I WOULD BELIEVE THAT "AI" COULD MAKE SOMETHING OF WORTH IF IT HAD EVER DONE SO EVEN ONCE AFTER READING EVERY BOOK AND WATCHING EVERY VIDEO IN EXISTANCE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 25/09/2026
I was there in 1997 and I don't remember the entire global economy being hinged on a Harry Potter fanfic doomsday cult in the East Bay. Though, I was 12 and would not be surprised to hear it was a different doomsday cult. I only barely started following "the news" back then.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 24/09/2026
The repo behind it ought to have such a policy, to serve as an example. Thanks for putting this together!
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 24/09/2026
It's my pleasure to inform you that Wendy's (yes, Wendy's) has released an emo album and it's full of bangers. open.spotify.com/album/4q4KzQ...
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Songs to Listen to in a Wendy’s Parking Lot - EP by Wendy's | Spotify
Wendy's · EP · 2026 · 6 songs
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Scott Riley @scott.is · 21/09/2026
i don’t think you get to simultaneously call yourself a leftist and champion ai. i am not the socialism police. i am not lieutenant engels. but i don’t know how you can square away ‘mass theft of labour in the name of further labour exploitation’ as anything other than deeply orthodox capitalism.
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JayIsPainting 🍁 @jayispainting.earthskyart.ca · 22/09/2026
Folks. This referendum is divisive nonsense but you MUST vote. Brexit happened because "normal" people thought It couldn't happen so didn't bother.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 21/09/2026
I love man pages as much as the next aging nerd, but I like quick references even better. At any rate, there are _many_ node features that have less usage than this would have
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 21/09/2026
I'm into it.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 19/09/2026
Joel Spolsky, 2002
The law of leaky abstractions means that whenever somebody comes up with a wizzy new code-generation tool that is supposed to make us all ever-so-efficient, you hear a lot of people saying “learn how to do it manually first, then use the wizzy tool to save time.” Code generation tools which pretend to abstract out something, like all abstractions, leak, and the only way to deal with the leaks competently is to learn about how the abstractions work and what they are abstracting. So the abstractions save us time working, but they don’t save us time learning.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 14/09/2026
LGA arrivals ad also not fuckin around with any nonsense.
An I ♥️ NY ad featuring lake Ontario
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 14/09/2026
At least the Delta IFE has not gone all stupid yet.
Picture of flight tracker of Delta flight, showing Lake Ontario.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 14/09/2026
Resisting the urge to call out some specific friends of mine here. You know who you are. Get off the CSAM website.
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 14/09/2026
This one I think comes pretty close to correct if nothing changes. The main issue I take is referring to this as "good news" and a woefully incomplete analysis of negative effects. That's normal though. No one likes a pessimist.
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A scene from wolf of Wall Street wheee Leo asks someone to sell him a pen. In the meme that person is labeled anthropic, and he says it’s going to kill everyone
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 13/09/2026
It's gotta be better than an ICO 🙄
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 13/09/2026
What if GitHub Sponsors, but the money source was tollbooth/tax on bigcos instead of pocket change from fellow underpaid maintainers?
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 13/09/2026
"how they price it" can also impact the industry's choice of default (companies, like developers, do have the ability to ragequit and change vendors), so this is a delicate game to play. 🤔
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 13/09/2026
Yeah I'd assume that plus some goodwill monopoly money, which matters sometimes.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 13/09/2026
3. Are the payout distributions appropriate in any existing "second half of your solution"? In a project with many contributors, is a maintainer worth more than a contributor? What about projects with much more complex governance?
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 13/09/2026
2. What's the biggest incentive registries have for turning on this cash pipe?
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 13/09/2026
I love a blog post where I can't find anything I disagree with. Nice job. That said I have questions: 1. Have you run any numbers to determine how viable this would be and how much it would actually impact maintainers'/contributors' income as opposed to those other streams?
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merritt @merrittk.com · 12/09/2026
it rocks that people talk like this now
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potch @potch.me · 12/09/2026
"no you HAVE to say it's okay and not just okay but cool and exciting that I like and use it. you have to like it and me or it is you who is bad and wrong and dumb and history will agree with me" is some pathetic musk-grade insecurity. if we're being left behind stop looking back at us! orpheus ass
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i saw "can't tell the pro/anti people apart" but it's really easy people who are afraid of losing their job tend to hate it, i.e artists, writers, musicians people whose job it is to fire people, like managers or small business owners, or people who hate their job, like programmer, tend to like it
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I Travel Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
The Republican Party is chock full of open race scientists and Hitler apologists, so naturally our political press is laser focused on reckoning with “wokeness” and trans kids playing sports.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 11/09/2026
You can make this distinction in gerrit. Gerrit solves so many problems.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 10/09/2026
> Oh, finally something worth debating! Wat?
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 10/09/2026
Absolutely! I'm saying "generally" since more often than not, the group is being referenced collectively as a whole, but for sure that's not always the case. Though it would be clearer if folks would say "the team members" in the latter case.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 10/09/2026
Non-grammatical hill I will die on: Orange juice is yellow, not orange.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 10/09/2026
Grammatical hill I will die on: Collective nouns should generally be considered singular for the purposes of verb forms and whatnot. "The company has decided to go all in on AI." not "The company have decided to go all in on AI."
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Pause AI in BC Schools @aicaution.ca · 06/09/2026
Students hate AI. Teachers hate AI. Parents hate AI. ... why is AI in classrooms?
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absolute horses @jcoglan.com · 09/09/2026
apple never gave a shit about privacy other than as a marketing slogan
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 10/09/2026
Not to diminish the value of human connections in open-source land... but the cost is so much more than that.
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bryan english @bengl.dev · 10/09/2026
Right, so, adding @digitalocean.com to the list of companies I need to find a replacement for. This one stings a bit. It's gonna be a pain in the ass to migrate these servers elsewhere.
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