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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They're doing an end-of-summer bake sale but it's still in the mid 90s here (farenheit) and I'm not turning my oven on unless I really have to.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everyone knows gagh is best served wriggling. Qapla!
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Lick Lips Tongue Out
Alt: Chancellor Gowron (Klingon) licking his lips
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The funny thing about the little Google memories slideshows is when they pair it with poignant music and the big feeling part of the song coincides with a photo of that one time you made hotdogs with tortillas because you didn't have buns.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Son1 had decided to embrace his facial hair and wants to spend more time on grooming his beard. I said "you have to grow your moustache long enough to do little curlies at the ends" and he just replied "obviously", so this will be a fun adventure.
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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
DON'T HAVE PATIENCE FOR ANOTHER MAN FILLED WITH LIES, I WANT A MAN FILLED WITH CANDY. I WANT A PINATA MAN.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey @jamestalarico.bsky.social I'm one of your constituents here in Austin. You've been my state rep for a while now and I've been looking forward to voting for you for senate. But bro... Whichever carpetbagging consultant told you to throw our trans homies under the bus has got to go.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The semi-feral children who live kitty corner to me across our backyards had friends over today & they filmed themselves jumping off their porch roof onto their trampoline.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I have the Ducktales theme song stuck in my head. I haven't watched that show in at least 15 years.
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Lorna @florilegia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I think everyone should see this incredible picture of Dolly Parton: it’s by Stacie Williams (asterosperma on Instagram) and it’s called The Queen of Appalachia
A stunning screenprint image in a style which is part folk art, part religious icon. Dolly Parton sits on a throne-like wooden chair, surrounded by garlands of flowers and leaves. Orange butterflies (I think they are monarchs?) hover around her head. Her hair is huge and golden, and she is wearing a long, sweeping orange gown, which is turned up over her knee to show off her brown knee length high heeled boots. Two black bear cubs play around her, one on the floor and one in her lap. Dolly stares calmly at the viewer. Her right hand is raised in benediction, and in her left she holds a ripe strawberry which she is feeding to one of the bear cubs. 

The original post is here https://www.instagram.com/p/B8rvBpTlRxZ/?igsi=Z2x5aTB5aHp5NXFp
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 25/08/2026
A painting of a bird beside the text "why the fuck did I get out of bed"
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Y'all gotta understand that the district James represents (mine) is in the most dog-friendly city in Texas. All shelters here are no kill, restaurants have bowls of water on their patios for people's dogs.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Hey. You guys want to see my elderly god Ellen wearing avocado jammies with her feet hanging off the edge of the bed bc she got tired halfway through climbing up?
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This is a Mr Bean episode
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Happy eclipse day friends! Hope those in the totality path have clear skies and proper eye protection!
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Stunning Total Solar Eclipse
Alt: Stunning Total Solar Eclipse
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Over the last 2 years I've been too exhausted to be anything but overwhelmed by circumstances. As I've made small gains in energy levels (treating my anemia) I have found this week I have enough energy to be angry. This is great news for me. Less great for my brothers & son.
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Dragon & Wolf Designs @dragonwolfdesigns.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It's Black Business Month! Support a small Black owned business and save 20% on all orders! www.dragonandwolfdesigns.com #BlackBusinessMonth #handmade
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Dragon & Wolf Designs
Handcrafted Jewelry by Geeks for Geeks
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
SNW is doing a The Hangover episode.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Just casually impressing the tech administering my h.pilori screening by drinking the entire acid solution used in the test in one go, without taking a breath.
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Victoria Rose Richards @aerialembroidery.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
'You'll choke too' - an aerial embroidery landscape inspired by all the wildfires happening right now... I'm upset every time I smell smoke outside and somehow we have people starting them maliciously too! But we all breathe the same air so they'll choke too (1/2 - see thread for close-ups)
An embroidery hoop containing a sewn landscape from above. It shows a forest on the right, a line of fire and charred ground with smoke on the left. The smoke is felted wool.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Strange New Worlds and Silo tonight.
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𝙰𝙲𝚄𝚃𝙴 𝚆𝙴𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝚂𝚈𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙸𝚂 𓁣 @bzvowell.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
𝚂𝙾 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙷. 𝚂𝙾 𝙲𝙻𝙴𝙰𝙽.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
We grew up in the Phoenix metro area in a house that didn't have central air. We had a swamp cooler and in the summer my mom would pack all 4 of us in the car during her lunch break, take us to the library and leave us there while she went back to work.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Grandfather's first name CAN be used as a security question so I'm going to make up the name, but not the last item I purchased: Joe Iron Supplements
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This dillhole never heard of Girl Dinner.
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Zach Cabrera: Look At This Idiot Point And Laugh
Alt: Zach Cabrera: Look At This Idiot Point And Laugh
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I cannot wait for them to do away with the semi-annual time changes. I grew up in AZ and the time and seasons (hot, monsoon, and not hot) were more organic and less jarring than what we have now.
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
LMAO Chef's kiss
Screenshot of bluesky feed. The top post is a repost from Mattie Lubchansky of their "Bone Farmer" comic, a humorous satire depicting people only speaking kind things about monsters once they are dead.
The bottom post is a glowing eulogy from Adam Schiff extolling the late Lindsay Graham's sense of humor.
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 10/07/2026
ATN: ATX folks! The Austin Sanctuary Network is holding an in-town vigil for Lorenzo Salgado Araujo on Saturday
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Austin Sanctuary Network on Instagram: "Join us to honor Lorenzo Salgado Araujo’s life and the countless immigrants who have been impacted by ICE. The community vigil will take place at the Wildflow...
1,207 likes, 5 comments - austinsanctuarynetwork on July 9, 2026: "Join us to honor Lorenzo Salgado Araujo’s life and the countless immigrants who have been impacted by ICE. The community vigil will...
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Interviewer: so this job requires you to make a lot of phone calls. Have you ever used a phone before? This guy: yep, I sure have! I've definitely used a phone at least once.
Screenshot of voicemail transcript. 1st bubble "The person you have called is not available. Please leave a message after the tone." 2nd bubble "Hi Rebecca, how are you doing today? HELLO!" the words "call ended" appear immediately after
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
My heart is so broken for Nolan Wells's family. He was just a baby. I hope they find the truth of what happened.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Son1 shared last night's dream with me: - a society whose economy was based on chocolate - literally chocolate bars as currency - tasked to stop chocolate crimes by a Big Boss named "Rojo Loco" - caught an embezzler at a hotel chain bc he was caught eating the little chocolates they set on the bed.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It's giving "freedom fres"
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Cancer can suck it, man.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/07/2026
to mark the 250th i wrote about the ways that black americans did vital work to invest the declaration of independence with the universalism and egalitarianism that we now see as its core promise. (gift link)
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Opinion | Five Words That Changed America
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Thomas Wykes @thomaswykes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
🌞
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Son1: I just don't like beans or lentils. It's a texture thing. Also Son1: a giant bowl of shelled edamame? Yes please!
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I've heard stories of dogs who love to watch Bluey, even dogs who normally ignore the TV. I decided to turn it on for Ellen while I was in a call with my sister and she has always ignored the noisy light box but is paying attention to bluey.
A white-faced honey colored dog is laying on a bed but looking past the viewer. She has her ears up to pay attention.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Humans can be monstrous, but it always feels like there are more of us who are kind and look out for each other.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Making my mammogram tech laugh by singing "big girl in a little gown" in the comically small gown they wanted me to wear. She went & got a bigger one after the song.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We have an Internet outage at my house and suddenly Bro2 is BUSY. He's got laundry going, just mowed the front yard and might even go out after he showers.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This old chestnut popped up on my TikTok.
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Mina Li (she/her) @codenameminali.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
last repost: would also like to mention that Talarico's campaign store is now selling these shirts: store.jamestalarico.com/products/im-...
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I'm A Talafreako (Black Tee)
"I'm A Talafreako" with Logo back tag. Imprint on Black, 100% cotton tee.Purchase is a donation to James Talarico.Orders ship within 10 days.Union Printed and Made-In-USA.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Whispering "8, 8, I forget what 8 was for" while I'm playing my little sudoku games.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The glasses I use for my iced coffee are 60% from our knitting group (free pint glass night at the pub where we met) 30% Most Valuable Player awards from my axe throwing league and 20% free with purchase glasses from my coffee supplier.
A plain pint glass full of a light brown opaque liquid with ice cubes floating along the top
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
My neighbor's cat: N's cat: literally doing nothing My dog: losing her damn mind
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Just makin' it clear for your asses. Erasing the voices of black and brown people is not "agree to disagree" territory.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me too, cthulu, me too
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ShinyFeral @shinyferal.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
happy Perfect Date day!
Host Stan Fields: Describe your perfect date.

Cheryl 'Rhode Island’ pageant contestant:  That’s a tough one. I’d have to say April 25th. Because it’s not too hot and not too cold. All you need is a light jacket.
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Dr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
A very happy St George's Day, to all who celebrate.
A picture if George Michael our lord and saviour, looking like a snack. He's all pensive, there's a shadow over his face. Cross earring is on. The works.
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Bookito @bekitoburrito.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
It's giving "I studied the blade"
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