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Bernie Eighteenstone

@beighteenstone.bsky.social
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Quite literally everyone’s favourite vertically challenged sociopath. Not rich enough to be Trump’s pet poodle though. Parody.

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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Poor max, always given undriveable cars designed completely around him… #F1
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The excitement from Crofty about there actually being a battle on track. #F1
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oscar has his orders now. Do what the hell you like and F the team. Unbelievable statement made by McLaren there. They deserve to lose the WDC to Verstappen. #F1 #SingaporeGP
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
One is ok, but a pair just slays me.
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The Martha Moth @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Beware.
so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind of photo hunters take with their kills. i'm losing it
celtic-pyro
That's his Tinder profile.
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great tits can and do kill
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Oct 27, 2020
And you're next
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Melksham. Its sole reason for existence is to make Westbury feel better.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The guy in the swirly shirt! Hero, calling Nigel Fagash’s henchman out for the hypocrisy that he spews. #BBCQT
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
My god Zia Yusuf is so full of 💩. He refused to answer any question, just obfuscated and changed the subject and going down wild tangents. I think Nigel Fagash is wishing he hadn’t begged him to unresjgn. #BBCQT
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I rarely am up this time of night but am astounded by the no of gambling adverts all extolling the “fun” of gambling with the reassurance of safeguards to make sure it stays “fun”. The reality of course is that if the regulatory safeguards worked, there would not be the prolific quantity of G firms.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This is one of the best ads I have ever seen and I can’t believe I missed it
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
If Fagin was a baker - “you’ve got to outta pocket or two”…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I’m pretty sure Streeting is a mechanoid. He rarely blinks and clearly doesn’t see any value in keeping the NHS publicly owned and funded…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Sometimes a photo is just begging for a caption competition… #Trump #Zelensky #PopeFuneral
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
This can only be a targeted broadside aimed at Horner for poor car design as a byproduct of his dick-tating activites leading to Newey finding his wings. Marko is truly terrible PR but it’s great seeing them scrap #F1 #RedBull www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...
bbc.co.uk
Max Verstappen: Red Bull adviser Helmut Marko has 'great concern' about world champion's future with team
Red Bull motorsport adviser Helmut Marko says he has
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
In 2008, Obama inherited an unpresidented financial crisis and returned the country to growth. In 2021, Biden inherited Trump’s struggling economy and Covid crisis leading to +10% inflation. 2025 Trump inherits a low inflation growing economy and creates a stock market crash & recession. #Trump
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Norris “The car is amazing. I have nothing to complain about, the team are doing an amazing job but I am just letting them down." So maybe it isn’t a give that you win the championship if you have the best car eh Lando??? Trash talking comes back to haunt you. #F1 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...
bbc.co.uk
Bahrain GP 2025: Oscar Piastri on pole, Norris in sixth
McLaren's Oscar Piastri takes pole position for the Bahrain Grand Prix with the second McLaren of Lando Norris down in sixth.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Quiet for us but definitely not for you! 😀. It’s the most special time, soak up every moment of it. Congratulations to you both. 🥰
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Josiah Mortimer @josiahmortimer.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I'm going to be pretty quiet over the next few weeks... Just introducing our beautiful baby boy Rowan to the world, born healthy and bursting with life on Wednesday ❤️ Abby (my amazing wife) is recovering well, and also in love. Feeling incredibly proud.
Josiah in a blue hospital chair holding little baby Rowan, in a blue baby grow.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
They go further saying he’s playing 4D chess - when in actuality he’s playing snakes and ladders starting at square 100 racing to the bottom.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Wokism is alive and well even in the neo-fascist extreme right.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Lots of talk of insider trading by Trump which undoubtedly went on but we cannot ignore the fact that Tesla margin call rate was $214 per share and it got only $2 north of that before Trump pulled the rip cord and U-Turned. Coincidence?
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Currently reading #VultureCapitalism by @graceblakeley.substack.com and what a read - especially poignant with this image. Fear not though people - ISBN ref with bar code can be found on the back. 😁
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Absolutely 💯 this 👇👇👇
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
The arsonist finally calls the fire brigade then declares himself the hero. Wake up Trump cult world…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
This from a country literally built on immigration. Then again they say Americans don’t get irony…. 😉
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Max will be champion at this rate. McLaren threw away any chance to challenge by prioritising Norris. #F1 #SuzukaGP #JapaneseGP
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Such a blatantly obvious decision to swap Norris and Piastri with the offer to swap back if he can’t pass Max. So stupid not to try but I fear they’ve binned this. #F1 #SuzukaGP
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
As emphatically easy to dislike Verstappen is, what…a…lap 👀 #F1 #JapameseGP
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Trump just grabbed the world by the 🐈‍⬛. Starmer will be regarding 10% as a victory but it’s 10% more than he put on Russia - he will not reciprocate because he’s weak. Now we need to boycott all product and services from US based companies so far as it is practicable. #TrumpTradeWar
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Nigel Farage always has something to say - I wonder what he’s saying about his old buddy Trump now?
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Think you know #NigelFarage and what he’s about? Have a look at his registered interests here - some eye-popping numbers here and not a single mention of Clacton anywhere… members.parliament.uk/member/5091/...
members.parliament.uk
Register of Interests for Nigel Farage - MPs and Lords - UK Parliament
Nigel Farage is the Reform UK MP for Clacton, and has been an MP continually since 4 July 2024.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Think you know #NigelFarage and what he’s about? Have a look at his registered interests here - some eye-popping numbers here and not a single mention of Clacton anywhere… members.parliament.uk/member/5091/...
members.parliament.uk
Register of Interests for Nigel Farage - MPs and Lords - UK Parliament
Nigel Farage is the Reform UK MP for Clacton, and has been an MP continually since 4 July 2024.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Lewis silenced the doubters with a landmark first win in a Ferrari! What a result. #F1
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Excuse me! There are plenty of us that didn’t get laid enough as young (or old for that matter) men but are perfectly well adjusted homosapiens! 😵‍💫
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Scott Galloway @profgalloway.com · 21/03/2025
We’ve been taught to believe that the menace to society was the fraternity alpha male. It isn’t. Society is being subjected to the sociopathy of a bunch of tech CEOs who, in my view, did not get laid enough as young men. www.profgalloway.com/porn/
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Porn | No Mercy / No Malice
Pornography is the McDonald’s of sex — fast, convenient, and utterly divorced from nutrition. —Anonymous I was at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona earlier this month. A young man, married with two k...
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
A penny for Tsunoda’s thoughts… #F1
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
So Trump has now begun dismantling the education system. My bet is that all state run schools will be taken over by private education firms and run as fee paying schools. Trump will champion this as saving tax payers billions but will move all costs to those who can least afford it.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I know this is a bit late but LEEEEEEWIS!!!!! 1st pole with Ferrari (even though it is only SQ) but what a landmark moment. It’s all coming together. #LH44 #LewisHamilton
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
This is just the beginning. Trump’s entire shtick is flooding the zone with abhorrent acts, and he needs to keep upping the ante. It won’t be long before prominent journalists and political opponents are simply disappearing in the night.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Eddie, dear Eddie. 😫 #RIPEddieJordan
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Well, it seems rutting season has begun. www.wiltshiretimes.co.uk/news/2501301...
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'Disgust' after Swindon and Cheltenham fans clash in town centre as police descend
A confrontation between Swindon and Cheltenham football fans was met with mockery and disdain by Adver readers.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Ok, now this is more like it. www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...
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UK and France to work with Ukraine on peace plan to be presented to US, Starmer says, before major defence summit – live
Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy to join European, Canadian and Turkish leaders for summit on Ukraine
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Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 01/03/2025
The Prime Minister should show British leadership on Ukraine by inviting President Zelenskyy to address Parliament on Monday. I'm proud that the UK has been Ukraine's staunchest ally from the start. We mustn't falter in the face of Trump's bullying now.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
As opposed to Putin’s deputy.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
💯 this 👇👇👇 #SlavaUkraine
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
I have never posted a flag in my profile (not Bluesky or Twitter) but after that abhorrent display yesterday, #IstandwithUkraine #Zelensky
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Leopard bites face #EloonMusk www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Tesla shares slump after European sales fall
Shares in the US electric carmaker dropped after European sales halved in January.
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