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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is it always someone else's fault, when it comes to Linda Reynolds? www.smh.com.au/politics/fed... #auupol
smh.com.au
When a Liberal senator, I was asked by the party to meet with some ‘business people’. Nobody told me they were Brethren
In the final weeks of the 2025 federal election campaign, I was asked by a senior Liberal Party official to meet two men described to me as small business people who wanted to assist local federal cam...
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hm, just checked my list of booster shots. Turns out my last vaccination for the plague was way back in 1347.
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Daniel Reilly @bobparr67.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What the actual fuck is Article 25 for, if not this.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm Scottish. The Highland Clearances** were a huge failure for sheep, so they made the highlands all about deer hunting. Do we think calling a suburb of Melbourne 'Deer Park' is a bit on the nose? Could we rename to 'Quoll Park'? ** and Outer Hebrides www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... #auspol
theguardian.com
Foxes are native animals?! Quolls are an invasive species? When did that happen? | First Dog on the Moon
Many Australians are uninformed about our adorable native creatures. How could this be? I’ve been banging on about them for years!
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 25/09/2026
I have blamed The agents That hacked Your website And which You probably Reasonably thought I controlled Forgive me I am rich And unaccustomed To taking responsibility
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If you have a timber floor treatment business and you don't call it 'Colonel Sanders', then you're dead to me.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Yeah, the new folding Apple iPhone is great and all, but Google Android Pixel folded first." "Yeah, we know. Just look how fast Google always fold. Like 'Lake of America' in maps" #iphone #apple
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Under Biden, the water flowed and flowed. Now? The water is like "drip, drip, drip". Why can't sleepy Don turn on the taps, like he said he would? Now there's no beautiful, fresh water to grows beans, or put out dangerous fires. Sad. #auspol #lakemead www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Lake Mead plummets to historic low water level as Colorado River struggles
Levels at reservoir along Arizona-Nevada border dipped below previous record set in 2022, amid water crisis in west
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Tom Cruise announces sequel to once-mocked, now-loved Days of Thunder. "If you 'aint first you're last!" #auspol www.theage.com.au/culture/movi...
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When reality is as bleak as fiction. "Bird flu believed to have spread to a another seal" #auspol
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Obviously they'll be cutting from the top, and not from the bottom. Right? Right? Into the areas in tax advisory that created the problems. Right? Right? #auspol www.theage.com.au/business/com...
theage.com.au
KPMG slashes staff as ‘challenges created by our own failings’ start to bite
KPMG’s new boss is cutting 387 employees and partners in what is expected to be just the first wave of job losses following the whistleblower scandal.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hm, no booing though. Interesting to see when AFL fans choose to boo players, and when they don't. 🤔 #auspol
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This ought to be the top news headline. Every. Damn. Day. #auspol
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Really interesting week for The Age to republish this article that says that Wokeness drove the Me Too movement too far 🤔 #auspol www.theage.com.au/world/north-...
theage.com.au
Yes, Woke 1.0 was crazy. Everyone involved should apologise
Wokeness was a system of enforced ideological conformity, policed by social bullying and institutional coercion (or cravenness), which damaged and sometimes even ended reputations. Thank god it’s over...
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
30 years ago: Mwyeeaaahh, I hafta be on the bloody dole, don't I? I'm a comeeeejian. Doesn't pay, let me tell yah. 🫪 Besides, those taxpayers need a laugh. I gotta give it to 'em. Myeeah. Now: Mwwaahhh, bloody guvvvamunt wants MY money?!? Why? #auspol #vicpol
Lame has-been, Hughsey, seeking relevance
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Roughly 1,100 words in the article about this Packer-backed project in The Age. Not once do they use the word "corruption". Interesting. #auspol www.theage.com.au/national/vic...
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Builder of Packer-backed luxury Toorak project put Gatto on the payroll
The payments went to Mick Gatto as the company allegedly sought to smooth problems with the CFMEU.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Clacton, you have the chance to do something really, really funny. #clacton #binface
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Do It
ALT: Do It
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Dear Origin Energy Hackers, Would you please be able to fill out my 2026 Census for me? You seem to have all the details collated together quite nicely. K, thx, bye #auspol
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
No matter the cause of the accident, EVERYONE should put in their insurance claims as "distracted by in-car advertising". If it becomes the #1 reported cause of car accidents, perhaps policy will change? #auspol www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
hollywoodreporter.com
BMW Owners Angry ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’ Ads Are Suddenly in Their Cars: “F*** This”
BMW's "special surprise" partnership with Sony-Marvel is getting some backlash online: "Insanely dystopian."
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
"If it helps your creative thinking process, imagine (hypothetically) that we somehow managed to use up all our missiles, and can't get ashore for a ground invasion. Also assume we have exhausted (frustrated) every diplomatic and economic avenue already." #auspol edition.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...
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Exclusive: US military asks troops for ‘creative and unconventional’ ideas to punish Iran | CNN Politics
The request from a senior officer at the US military command carrying out President Donald Trump’s war with Iran came in an email: We need ideas.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🎶 When the moon hits Falc-9 like a SpaceX decline, that's a-moron 🎶 #auspol
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This some kind of half-arsed apology? Unbelievable. So better. #auspol
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Seems legit #auspol www.reuters.com/business/ene...
reuters.com
Shell profit more than doubles to $9.8 billion, second-highest on record, as Iran war lifts prices
Shell's net profit more than doubled from last year ​to $9.84 billion in the second quarter, beating expectations, helped by higher energy prices and increased market volatility during the ‌Middle Eas...
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I like my Australian tomatoes to be grown in China #auspol
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Europe: wow, it's hot Murdoch: yeah, we need more pollution #auspol
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Becfella @becfella.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
USA is gone Senators die, relatives get handed their seat Speaker of house, yells the barbarians are through the gate “communists” Mad king bonafide rapist is openly stealing and waging wars And federal fascists are killing innocent people on streets that’s just this week
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
There's a lot of gloom online, but I do hold hope that one day, maybe, just maybe, we'll see action taken towards moving the hand dryer in the men's toilet at the Crown and Treaty pub, Uxbridge, to a more sensible position. #countbinface #binface
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Just give me a single provider with all my outages, hacks, confusing terms & condition, data breaches and price gouging in one place. That'd be so convenient! #auspol
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Kudos to you if you've managed to maintain a crisp, square seam during pants-ironing, while you live in a pineapple under the sea
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Look, I realise that there's this whole other book out by @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social recently, but I've unfashionably been out of date and instead read 21st Century Yokel. Came here to say it also made this grumpy old WOFFAL laugh as well as that other person. So there's at least two. At least.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Plot twist: Moira in fact works for the Labor Party, stirring up fresh trouble for the opposition before each election #auspol www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
theage.com.au
A dinner, a camera and an assault claim: The CCTV footage that has rocked the Victorian Liberal Party
Police are investigating an incident captured on CCTV, with the footage showing a seemingly innocuous interaction in a noisy room.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Great lampshade. My honor.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
As foretold
Curiosity killed the cat, but what was the cat doing on Mars?!?
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If the Putney Pusher ends up being Norman Fucking Price, I say the whole town of Pontypandy should just lock him up for good
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Australian media, asking the hard, hard questions #auspol
Pauline, your campaign has the momentum of a runaway train. Why are you so popular?
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Nitro Circus Maximus #auspol
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I wonder what trillionaire tastes like
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Anthropic's Fable just got banned for being too good. Hey, Sam, do you have a model so good that it is officially banned? Do ya? Sam? Do you, buddy? #openai
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Kudos to you if you've maintained a crisp, square seam during pants-ironing, while you live in a pineapple under the sea
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Trump visited an island to fuck kids kidnapped from Albania, and got owned politically His kid Ivanka owned some politicians in Albania, to fuck over an entire island A kind of symmetry, I suppose
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
If Curiosity killed the cat, what the hell was that cat doing on the surface of Mars?
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Sherrilyn Ifill @sifill.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Feeling overwhelmed with all of this. LISTEN. Another Louisiana resident (Marshawn is the only name we have) testifies against the state’s racial gerrymander, speaking truth to power up and down the hearing room and predicts how this story will end. Speak your truth, fight and believe.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
But if we tax the gas, the corporate giants will go elsewhere. Leaving us with... trillions of dollars of gas, ready for fresh lucrative contracts. Oh no! Then the giants will run off and get their gas from... * checks notes * Hormuz? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-05... #aupol
abc.net.au
A tropical tax paradise sells much of Australia's gas
Amid renewed debate over whether Australia is getting enough tax from its gas exports, an investigation by the ABC shows how resource giants use shell companies to shift profit.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It's called the Godzilla El Niño, because it's coming for us all 😕 #auspol #climate #climateemergency #climitecrisis #heatwave
Uppy-uppy line continues to trend upwards, which is bad for us all
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Extreme Temperatures Around the World @extremetemps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
EXTRAORDINARY HEAT IN CENTRAL AMERICA Insane heat wave with hundreds of records smashed for weeks and it will just get worse. 42.1C at Choluteca HONDURAS HOTTEST MAY DAY IN HONDURAS HISTORY Hundreds of records next days allover the area.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
I would never have guessed Paul Keating gets a regular $25k a month from Pratt. Rudd, Trumpf, Minogue, Abbott, Morrison... and more. They all get some benefit or perk. Millions and millions... "He's very kind, and weirdly very 'lucky' in business" www.theage.com.au/national/he-... #auspol
theage.com.au
He keeps ex-PMs on retainer, parties with Trump and dines with King Charles: this is Anthony Pratt
He’s one of Australia’s richest men, but this cardboard billionaire lived in a roadside hotel for two years while building his father’s American dream.
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Having soundly covered off the "Freedom is slavery" and "Ignorance is strength" parts, we have finally moved on to the big one: War is Peace What a time to be alive #auspol #hormuz
The firing has not ceased, yet we call it a ceasefire. This is the perfect War is Peace moment. 

Headline: US says Iran ceasefire is 'not over' despite attacks in Strait of Hormuz
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Ah yes, caught giving... * checks notes * ... cost-of-living tax relief to aussie workers For shame! #auspol
Murdoch is a wanker
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Sarcastic Cat @sarcastic-cat.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
They'll call it out when it is sea shells on a beach. But this? "Doesn't look like anything at all to me...." They just can't bring themselves to see it. They can't. #epsteinfiles
Bunch of numbers on an image that MAGA just can't unscramble
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