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Bernie Eighteenstone

@beighteenstone.bsky.social
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Quite literally everyone’s favourite vertically challenged sociopath. Not rich enough to be Trump’s pet poodle though. Parody.

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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
This feels a bit like Trump saying to the J6ers “we love you, go home now” 4 hours into the insurrection….
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Maybe you, but definitely Nick!
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Hope you’re right. 🫣
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Maybe - or Trump has bought him.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Declare it a far right extremist terrorist organisation and shut it down.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
I bet they never tested the vest with a baguette though…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I fear you’re correct.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I’ll give you a clue. She’s no longer living.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Let’s also not forget how the last time this blew up was 2019 shortly before the dead queen paid £12m to a woman who Andrew had allegedly never met…. Who got thrown under the bus? Meghan. Something tells me now amount of muck they throw at her will distract attention from him this time…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Enough of this performative bollocks. Arrest him.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
The fact we’re even talking about titles and property just shows how we’ve been totally sucked in by this dead cat story blatantly released by the royal palaces. Anything but talk about Andrew being a pedo….
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Poor max, always given undriveable cars designed completely around him… #F1
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
The excitement from Crofty about there actually being a battle on track. #F1
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Oscar has his orders now. Do what the hell you like and F the team. Unbelievable statement made by McLaren there. They deserve to lose the WDC to Verstappen. #F1 #SingaporeGP
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
A terrible dad joke but at the same time, what a truly terrifying concept…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
And if only they had an app where you can book appointments through - oh wait, they do but the only appt I can book through it is a smear test…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Lando Latte
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
At his own property. That’s corruption.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
One is ok, but a pair just slays me.
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The Martha Moth @themarthamyth.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Beware.
so it turns out great tits can and do kill and eat both other birds and small mice when food is scarce, particularly during winter, and i just cannot get over this picture. it looks like the kind of photo hunters take with their kills. i'm losing it
celtic-pyro
That's his Tinder profile.
darrenpillowscriss
Oct 25, 2020
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great tits can and do kill
socialjusticeace
Oct 27, 2020
And you're next
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
If that’s 0530 then you’ve got me. I could only justify 1243 to start drinking.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
He went in hard, in the most vulgar game of dice, just hoping two countries he has no control over wouldn’t humiliate him. This is the culmination of Trump.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
It’s hidden amongst the clickbait.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Melksham. Its sole reason for existence is to make Westbury feel better.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Amazing looking car but would look so much better if the stripe across the bonnet was red.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Do you know the second verse? If so you utterly deserve the chance to perform.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It’s simply wonderful that the very person he has to tiptoe around in T1 is Grussell of all people. 😆
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The guy in the swirly shirt! Hero, calling Nigel Fagash’s henchman out for the hypocrisy that he spews. #BBCQT
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
My god Zia Yusuf is so full of 💩. He refused to answer any question, just obfuscated and changed the subject and going down wild tangents. I think Nigel Fagash is wishing he hadn’t begged him to unresjgn. #BBCQT
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
This is all part of the P25 plan - create a perpetual national emergency so he can delay democratic process indefinitely.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
What n utterly ridiculous way to represent the president. There’s no way he’d eat anything as healthy as a taco…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
He won legitimately apparently…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
The worst strategy since the charge of the light brigade.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Agreed, it’s difficult to tell the difference between either party that’s trying to be Reform at the moment. Seems we’re in a 100 year cycle…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Absolutely reminds me of that perennial picture of the Ethiopian girl From the live aid events of the 1980s. The western world has utterly failed humanity in its shameless subservience to Israel’s genocide. And who is the beneficiary? The new age extreme right of Nigel Fagash.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Of course she’s right in this, but Trump discredited her almost a decade ago with the “Pocahontas” slur so, many will discredit her immediately. My goodness the world is utterly f*cked.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
I rarely am up this time of night but am astounded by the no of gambling adverts all extolling the “fun” of gambling with the reassurance of safeguards to make sure it stays “fun”. The reality of course is that if the regulatory safeguards worked, there would not be the prolific quantity of G firms.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Still got Tory scum in mine - not that other than party allegiance you can tell the difference….
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Old Trumpy just picked a fight he can’t win.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
The idea that Bad-Enoch will be leading the Tories in 2029 is pure comedy.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It looks like it’s been farted on tens of thousands of times. But it’s lovely you want it to go to a good home.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
We need Old Testament God to do what he should do, and soon.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Would have been better had it been a cardinal.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
“Siri - show me personification of a complete c***”
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I gravely fear that we are on the inexorable slide to fascism. Happy Sunday btw.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
No grave needed - just a slide straight to hell.
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
And we wonder why he’s been forcing certain Generals out of the armed forces…
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Celebrations would be very short lived as there would be a new (old) threat adVancing…
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
This is one of the best ads I have ever seen and I can’t believe I missed it
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Bernie Eighteenstone @beighteenstone.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
If Fagin was a baker - “you’ve got to outta pocket or two”…
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