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beetlemage

@beetlemage.bsky.social
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Rachel, She/Her, 31, Bi, Trans woman the goth techno commie they warned you about

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Jasper @jasperblasters.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Day 227: this puzzle seems weird
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eSBe @sb2749.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What. the fuc*k.
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Joy @swordofcharlemagne.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
it's been brought to my attention that some of you aren't familiar with the water slide that fixes your lower back posture
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
our connection, is canceled

i need time to relax and bounce on some ding

my deltarune will reveal itself when i feel like it
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sof @sofskii.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
seth deltarune “nonbinary people dont owe you androgyny” while green deltarune holds sign saying “one does owe me money though” with arrow pointing at seth
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Hydro @the-hydroxian.bsky.social · 28/06/2024
Blaze the cat, looking through a menu at a restaurant, the menu labelled as Il Menu in cursive, and also indicating NEW Soup. Blaze is pointing at something in particular on the menu. Dialogue reads:
Blaze: "--and what's this?"
Off-screen Waiter: "That is-a the Create Your Own Pizza option, Princess."
Blaze: "The power of creation... My very own pizza. Can I be trusted with such a power?
"...no, 
"the responsibility would crush me. 
"I'll have a glass of water"
The off-screen person can be seen in the last panel, where Blaze is seen from behind in her chair. It's revealed to be Luigi, carrying dishes, looking a bit concerned as Blaze reads the last sentences of her dialogue.
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in the stripped club, straight up morgin’ it @apoapsis.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Jax if she wasn't a huge piece of shit.
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 18/05/2026
when are they going to make a Gunpla kit of the juice robot
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Smed is Two 🕹️🐑 @smedis2.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
gonna have this post in my head forever
two posts from tumblr user klapollo.

post 1: i always forget that bird from starfox is named falco lombardi. italian bird. i know his home life is some bananas shit.

post 2:

falco's italian bird mom: falcone when are you gonna get a real job. youre comin home all hours a the night smellin like space shit trackin martian dirt on my fuckin floors. how am i supposed to get any grandchildren with you livin like this

falco: ma i don't wanna hear it right now alright can you just tell me where the prosciutto is, im tryin ta make a fuckin sandwich ova here

falco's italian bird mom: giacomo do you hear this bullshit comin outta your son's mouth right now

falco's half italian bird dad: m'watchin wheel of fortune
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 07/05/2026
Trog went on vacation so im dogsitting Im swingin her around n shit Lol she likes it or doesnt 🤷‍♂️ #JustVibes
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Jake the Bear 🐻 @looknstr8grzzly.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
They found out Ed Edd N Eddy wasn't on TV anymore
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 26/04/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
when i become mayor your penis will not dissappear inside of your balls whenever you sit down . That will not happen anymore
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⚡️🌙 @dystopiabreaker.xyz · 03/04/2026
datacenters are not “one evil guy’s big evil computer for him to do evil things with”
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they made gooseworx @gooseworx.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I don't think I would be excited for a Backrooms movie if it had literally any other director, but I trust Kane Parsons with my life. You should watch People Still Live Here it's really good.
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
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Mamono World @mamonoworld.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Knuckles x Dale x Sandslash
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
hearing that on his deathbed donald trump tried to receive the light of islam but couldn't recite the shahada. so hes in hell now
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 15/01/2026
16-Part Epoxy xkcd.com/3194/
Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
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splendidland🌱 @splendid.land · 30/11/2025
good news
news headline reading "Seal pup discovered in hidden sea cave, accompanied by a photo of a seal pup that was discovered in a hidden sea cave
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
prokopetz
I have no particular stance on whether estrogen would have saved Shinji, but I'm looking at it from the family dynamic angle, and... well, Jesus Christ. On a good day, Shinji already looks like a teenage soft butch version of Yui Ikari - can you imagine how Gendo would react to his "son" slowly morphing into his dead wife?

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estrogen would not have saved shinji but it would have caused gendo immeasurable suffering which is perhaps more important
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I killed Graham
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwQO...
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The Wonder Years - Cul-de-sac
YouTube video by Hopeless Records
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mallow -> blfc @mallow.gay · 05/05/2025
the original got wiped from the internet. but you can never get rid of luigi house, but it mansion
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Michael Cisco @michaelcisco.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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beetlemagus.bsky.social @beetlemagus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
We step out into the early evening. The lukewarm autumn air fills our lungs. A breeze peels auburn leaves from their branches. We've got our costumes, and we're ready for the party. It's going to be fun. I love you so much, my sunshine. Please don't go away. beetlemachine.itch.io/libera-me
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Ethan Mollick @emollick.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
The new Sora Pro feature that builds storyboards and executes them is really interesting. Here is my prompt “an ad for the abstract concept of the feeling you get after falling asleep on your arm” Notice the high character (and hand) consistency, multiple shots, narration, composition. All the AI.
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robdog 👾 @robdogdraws.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
zaza (2023)
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
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Kendrick Lamar - reincarnated (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Kendrick Lamar
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beetlemagus.bsky.social @beetlemagus.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
a special new kind of post has arrived www.tumblr.com/beetlemachin...
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🔞DENI🔞 @raddanart.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Practicing my new power piss spell
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
the prophecy
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YouTube
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
okay. i'll come back tomorrow, and i'll have the same things to say, except i won't be as aggro. will that satisfy you?
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i swear to god i've changed
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
please let me prove i've changed. i swear to god i've changed. insisting i haven't is what is turning me back into a wild animal.
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
tough shit. you walked around me like i'm a hand grenade, and during that time i disarmed myself, but then you put the pin back in.
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i really don't want to cuss you out alex.
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
this shit goes both ways alex. gingey accused ME of ill intent and mental illness and i'm not allowed to be hurt by that?
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i've done a lot of changing and healing and becoming a more thoughtful person and this is all tearing me back down to the angry person i've always been.
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beetlemage @beetlemage.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
why did gingey not say another word to me or anyone close to me if they were worried about me? why did any of this high school drama bullshit have to happen?
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