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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 29m
best case scenario for any band or celebrity that says they aren’t political is that they are incredibly dumb, worst case they are fascists I guess
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rest in peace. Beautiful words
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
boomers have been using Charlie Brown in their AI memes and I am supremely offended
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Jesus Christ they really put the screws to us didn’t they
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Super Nintendo Chalmers @snchalmers.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Damn rip whoever the fuck this is…Marc Maron?
Facebook ai slop of Ditka with angel wings but it looks more like Marc Maron
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I bought a switch 2
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There was some Hickman comic from years ago that it seems to be referencing but I can find the name of it
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
looking forward to tom cruise revisiting every successful movie in his career. Risky Business 2 with a 75 year old man as the lead.
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Ghoul P. Clam aka Gross @alpclam.neocities.org · 09/10/2026
This is the shit they would talk about in Rap World. “I’m going to make a GTA game set in my hometown so I can drive a helicopter into the public library I’m banned from for looking up Mr. Skin on one of the computers.”
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Might go to store to buy game
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
listen, a lot of people in Chicago loved Mike Ditka
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The base of the Batman Hush figure from Mattel has a smoke machine in it. Incredible.
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
big dick head at work was let go, now they are replacing him. its a significant position and I'm tempted to apply, if only to get experience that I can use to apply to a place I actually want to work at.
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
underrated SNL celebrity impression: Taran Killam as Brad Pitt
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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Also very interested in their price point considering hasbro is going up to $29.99 and McFarlane has hovered between $19.99 and $27ish
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Obviously they're gonna do their own versions of all the big guns, but I hope they fill that out with stuff mcfarlane never touched
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A lot of the newer Hasbro figures have done a much better job of reducing the gloss look, almost all the mcfarlane figures are pretty matte looking, makes them look much nicer
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Re: Mattels DC Legacy Collection: Sculpts look ok, articulation looks ok, I like the accessories and cloth capes, but I hope they figure out how to get rid of the sheen on the plastic, makes them look cheap. I've noticed this pretty much across the board for mattel action figures.
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
We have been living in the Black Hole Sun video for about a decade now
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I regret to inform you that the vice president of these United States of America is a dumb bitch
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@Amtrak_CA

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Ralph Waldo Emerson

@porkbelt

.@Amtrak_CA With all due respect, this is terrible advice for trains
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if they keep the cloth capes I will be okay
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be fair, there are a lot of people who do politics that are also dumb as hell
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The good thing about an actor saying something like “I don’t do politics” is that they are either racist or the dumbest person alive
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I am dying now bye
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My wife is a photographer and has photographed many celebrities. But the best ones are when she photographs someone who is a celebrity to me like the bassist for a band I grew up listening to or an artist who makes fun t-shirts.
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
honest question: does not having eyebrows make your more likely to be a billionaire or does becoming a billionaire make your eyebrows fall off?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m on a flight next to a guy who is listening to Seinfeld with no headphones and all I hear is the laughtrack and the worst bass noises of all time every 15 seconds and all I can think about is this.
Pftompkins.bsky.social: The music of Seinfeld, divorced from the show itself, is nothing short of disgusting. Imagine if the show didn’t exist but the music somehow did. Hearing it, your face would twist in angry revulsion
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes the onion makes jokes that are too real
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I feel like if I was a billionaire, I would be able to afford eyebrow implants
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I liked clone wars, but it sometimes feels like watching an encyclopedia come to life. I actually really loved Rebels quite a bit, and episodes 7 and 8. Well, and Andor and some of the acolyte. I’m not looking forward to whatever filoni thinks he’s doing.
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm think I'm at the point where I'm willing to admit that maybe new star wars stuff just isn't for me anymore
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Hey Beacon episode of Never Not Funny might be my favorite episode ever
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jesus fucking christ
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jim bakker will be dehydrated, vacuum sealed and jammed into a plastic bucket as per his wishes
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Its pretty good for a kind of shitty tv show. Which describes most of Lindelofs output. I don't really know who Tom King is.
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You can buy the Wolverine game for $49.99 on the TikTok shop
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Everyone I’m traveling with to China has been there multiple times so I feel like an idiot when I ask questions
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dressing up like this to see digger
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Simpsons Cowboy: Yee-Haw! Imma Compensatin'
ALT: Simpsons Cowboy: Yee-Haw! Imma Compensatin'
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The fellas in my chemical romance should write some happy songs about drinking a nice cold beer on a summer day, or having a butterfly land on your dogs head
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There was a kid in my english class in freshman year of high school who would loudly talk back to the teacher and ask provocative questions about whatever we were reading, as if he was smarter than the teacher. He failed that class and had to take it over. Thats who Pete Hegseth reminds me of.
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beer gullet @beergullet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lindelof has never been subtle
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Danny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An opinion I’ve held for years that I don’t think I’ll ever change my mind on is that Americans have got to be one of the most propagandized populations in the world 
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