Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 9hWoe is me, I feel the itch to work on cool projects with people again ..... Actually I just feel the itch to work on any project at all 000
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Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 28/09/2026Twice today have I looked at social media & had it kick me down the spiral. Each time it happened I sat and blamed the State of Things but I think what I'm realizing for the Nth time is that this shit really is designed to make you sad 000
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erUSER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026heyyyyyyyyy *snuggles up to you* 332087612
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erLogan Dean @logandean.games · 18/09/2026Guy from the 16th century: wow the future must be an amazing place Me: it’s a parade of avoidable catastrophes and lots of anthropomorphic animal porn 16th c guy: which animals? 10591107
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 18/09/2026I fucking took one hit off the vase we call a bong and then decided to start a new game with a different controller scheme than Mario (the only thing I've played for the last month) so now I got Link whacking a tree branch against a tree til it breaks and then jumping once 030
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 18/09/2026The cosmic irony I'm feeling is now that I have the backbone to go out and live I no longer have any of the money to do it!!! 110
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 17/09/2026I am very proud to announce I've finally hit the big leagues. I was recently approached by Lockheed-Martin and they are prepared to offer me $10 & a turkey sandwich to fart in a jar for a experiment they called "the Manhattan project 2" 012
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 16/09/2026Looking at my own pictures of food and screaming like a rabid dog 000
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erthe exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 14/09/2026[meatspin clearly visible in the reflection of my glasses while i'm on a podcast] 032
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erthe exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Getting some crazy understall and you hear a third voice say "hey meta start recording" 242
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erthe exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026*bending over in jeans but convinced you can see my panties* a-aah! wh- *melange of mental illnesses takes over and i get self conscious about my reaction* [tony soprano voice] Hey what is yous some kinda prevert 0128
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Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 12/09/2026Someone left behind some kind of spoiled dairy product at my job and the smell has traumatized me a bit. Everywhere I go I swear I can smell it and my heart drops 020
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erthe exploded corpse of astrobastard @astrobastard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Matt relinquishing control of Automattic to focus full time on his passion of doing ketamine and harassing trans women online 273
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 07/09/2026My laptop died last night so I guess it's time I start a slutty carwash 111
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 06/09/2026Little does the average person know you gotta use echolocation to find the clitoris 000
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 04/09/2026got soap in my eyes in the shower & now light mode websites are making me scream 000
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 04/09/2026Has anyone else heard that Charmin strangles 14,000 cats and dogs per quarter? Can anyone confirm this 010
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 02/09/2026Had a dream that I was at my parent's house making a weed kit. The kit featured a "list of my enemies" and the only name on it was Gandalf 020
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erbrendan (2) @bermudadrain.bsky.social · 01/09/2026been thinking about this one for fucking months now 23510
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erK9-17 "Ripper" Pitjob @demogorgon.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Playing a DS game on an emulator 4467301388
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erSuper Mario 64 Hidden Stars @sm64stars.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Start Slappin Yo Belly 101786680
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Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 27/08/2026Hey boss, feeling real sick and I think I need to head home. Yeah I'm just not feeling very well. I called my doctor and he said I should take the day. The only known cure for what I have is a cold beer. I has him fax me a note if you want to see it 010
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erThought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Hello, I recently came across your content, I love the way it mixes themes and ideas. Would you be open to a brand collaboration for a new app that teaches children how to smoke? 383099624
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Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 22/08/2026Therapist: So tell me, how has your day been today? Me: The Downward Spiral by Nine Inch Nails T: The song or the alb- Me: The whole thing T: (blinks audibly) 110
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 21/08/2026Left at the alter because my performance in Suika Game is not satisfactory 100
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erBoneQuest @bonequest.com · 20/08/2026"STUCK IN A STALL" bonequest.com/10017 17632
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 18/08/2026(in the operating room, doctors crowding around me) Doctor #1: SHE'S SPIRALING, FLUSH WITH SALINE & ADMINISTER 2 FAT RIPS OFF THE BOWL Doctor #2: SHE'S ONLY HAD HER MEDS & A MUFFIN, I NEED CAFFEINE AND SOME MUNCHIES STAT Me: .......................buhubhh.................... 110
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 18/08/2026Here is what I know: it's cool that we're at a point in time where i can waste an hour and have access to games I use to play on a screen about a fraction the size of this one 000
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 18/08/2026(pockets so full my chapstick is pressing into my side) I fear Burt and his Bees have made an enemy of me 032
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 17/08/2026Started questioning my decision to grab a fork for my cereal until I looked down & saw a spoon 130
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Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 15/08/2026This is what I know: it's a good use of $5 a month to host sites that disguise links to Sacha Baren Cohen's Wikifeet Men page as something important so you can try to get your friends to click on them 110
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erMettic @mettic.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i opened mario sunshine on nso and it opened with one of those "this product was of its time with depiction we dont agree with" warnings and followed up with a picture of toadsworth 81789570
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 12/08/2026Unemployed again I just can't wait to be unemployed again I haven't had a day off with my partner in 14 weekends And I can't wait to be unemployed again Unemployed again Sure, money would be tight but it has been Maybe I could actually see my friends again Fuck I can't wait to be unemployed again 010
Reposted by Mme. Nasti’erThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If that geico gecko gave me any of his smug shit I'd tape him to a football and throw it over a junkyard fence 107611
Mme. Nasti’er @beer4kids.blog · 10/08/2026If anyone here knows a piercer can you ask them how many sizes up it takes for a Prince Albert to become a Fat Albert 100
