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AAAAA (aro, ace, agender, alterhuman, amphimorpho) it/its, 30s, ΘΔ&∞ Maker of webbed sites. beeps.website / beeps.gay

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beeps @beeps.gay · 23h
CW: GBBO God I love Danni's queer, autistic, tech-and-anime dork vibes. Now if only they were doing better at baking things. 😅
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beeps @beeps.gay · 29/09/2026
what if you really felt like going fursuiting zhis weekend but your foot said no (my foot is hurting again why aughh)
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rooshoes @roo.shoes · 28/09/2026
very pleased that multiple people get this
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beeps @beeps.gay · 29/09/2026
CW: UK politics God yes please www.theguardian.com/politics/2026/s…
theguardian.com
Andy Burnham expected to say he will push ahead with electoral reform plans
Exclusive: Labour conference speech will kick off process that could replace current system with proportional representation
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beeps @beeps.gay · 28/09/2026
hello internet I'm back I didn't go anywhere but I'm back now
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beeps @beeps.gay · 28/09/2026
Sad news. US government has pushed out the last humans involved in maintaining the USWDS, the project is completely AI driven now. matthenry.fyi/posts/long-live-uswds Seems like there's plans for a volunteer-ran fork of it given the original is getting sloppified.
matthenry.fyi
Mischief & Craft - USWDS is dead. Long live USWDS.
Some observations on a fast-moving calamity
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Jörg Hillebrand @gaghyogi49.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bill Wolkoff has kindly shared this image of the mask used for M'Ress in #StarTrekSNW's "Tomorrow's Enterprise" at Threads. So you can see it was a practical effect. 👌
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beeps @beeps.gay · 25/09/2026
I have witnessed the Jazz Emu in real life now. T'is a strange creature.
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D.W.A.P. (Ben) @andwap.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
When your gamedev friend shows you progress on their new engine.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 24/09/2026
I now have the ability to see how cold my fridge is from my phone. Truly we live in the future.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 23/09/2026
S'up HTML fans. The experimental `geolocation`, `camera`, `microphone` and `usermedia` elements are now in my list of every HTML element ever. beeps.website/every-element
beeps.website
Every HTML element
Every element in HTML and a brief description of what it's used for.
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Coyote ^.^ ΘΔ @coyoteden.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Who f wroteạowo" on the airplane

Idk but I work at a large regional airline as an a&p and EVERY SINGLE ONE has OWO written in the single point fuel door. Hundreds of jets.
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Ringo! @ringodog.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Furries flying a plane
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beeps @beeps.gay · 23/09/2026
And based on what I know about furries in such professions, they're probably some of the most passionate and competent people there too!
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beeps @beeps.gay · 23/09/2026
Did any musicians ever do like, 'blind bag singles' where an identically labelled CD would have the title track but a random B-side? Feels like a neat way to hype an upcoming album, if anyone actually did single CDs anymore.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 22/09/2026
One of my most perverse joys is updating my website using my phone by SSHing into my Mac at home and using vim to update stuff and push it to git (which handles the build and deployment). It feels dirty but oh so satisfying.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw this on Instagram and it so perfectly encapsulated my rage
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being so fr when I say that transmisogyny has put feminism back like 50 years

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what i thought we had distanced ourselves from was the reduction of women to vaginas and wombs and the ability to bear children. i thought we had progressed past 'dresses are for women and pants are for men. i thought we progressed past the idea that someone is less of a woman if she does not adhere strictly to beauty standards. i thought we progressed past the idea that naturally being comfortable adhering to highly feminine standards is vulgar. but i (sarcastically) guess no one could have predicted that trans-exclusive feminism would be the downfall of all the progress we've made
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beeps @beeps.gay · 21/09/2026
I can't tell if my current website addition is too silly or just the right amount of silly
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beeps @beeps.gay · 21/09/2026
I feel like I know enough nerds who'd be into a video about how F1 onscreen graphics have changed over the years, so here y’all go. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFuMRW-H344
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- YouTube
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 21/09/2026
Costco chicken bake is underrated IMO. Much better value than the hotdog.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 21/09/2026
What should I do for my buildday even
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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beeps @beeps.gay · 20/09/2026
Choose Poll: social.beeps.gay/@beeps/11730284266…
social.beeps.gay
beeps :ash_tail: (@beeps@social.beeps.gay)
Choose [ ] Yo Mama [ ] Yo-Yo Ma
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beeps @beeps.gay · 18/09/2026
Do you think social media has become too much of a popularity contest? Want it to actually be *social* again? Just miss Cohost or hate the concept of numbers? I wrote a user style to abolish stats from Bluesky. Add Stylus to your browser of choice and install gist.github.com/querkmachine...
Before and after screenshots of my Bluesky profile. The first includes a 'follows you' label, follower count, following count, and post count. There's a dividing line reading 'get tae fuck', followed by the same profile without any of the stats. Before and after screenshots of a post from my Bluesky profile. The first includes repost count, like count, save count, number of replies, and the repost and like counts AGAIN. There's a dividing line reading 'bugger off wi' that', followed by the same post with just the reply, repost and like buttons, and no numbers. Before and after screenshots of the Bluesky side menu. The first includes a notifications bubble. There's a dividing line reading 'nah fam' followed by the same screenshot with no notification bubble.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 18/09/2026
"Fixed an issue where elements with `display: table` could have incorrect layout when borders were present.” Oh hey, I reported that bug. :3c front-end.social/@jensimmons/117293…
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Jen Simmons (@jensimmons@front-end.social)
Did you see the news about Safari 27.0, out this week? Safari MCP 844 resolved issues Customizable select (w/ new UA default styles) <model> on iOS, iPadOS, and macOS immersive environments on visionOS sizes="auto" for easier responsive lazy-loaded images width: stretch *lot* of additional bits added to existing features to make them better and more https://webkit.org/blog/18325/webkit-features-for-safari-27-0/
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beeps @beeps.gay · 18/09/2026
Hmm, despite being set up with `viewport-fit=cover` and safe-area environment CSS, I guess my website don't get to play with the side section of the Duo's outer display. Shame, that.
Screenshot of my website running on an iPhone Duo. The content is pushed to the left (leaving a gutter on the right for app controls) and the bar that normally runs the full width of the page is visually cut off on one side.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 18/09/2026
Given recent governments have been so 'concerned' about child safety online, I propose that we change all coins to be the size of dinner plates and coated in citric acid so that children can't swallow them. It's an impractical and stupid idea, but apparently we're fine with those these days.
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Stuart Millard @franticplanet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Firstly, a female Doctor, played by an older actress with a background in theatre/comedy. For an added frisson, let's make the sidekick character the husband. And we'll lose the whole 'Doctor' tag and reveal the birth name, which is spelled 'Bucket' but
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beeps @beeps.gay · 17/09/2026
Spent five grand on carpets today. #Adulting ??
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beeps @beeps.gay · 17/09/2026
Anyone want me to pick up some fancy goods for them?
Photograph of a (closed, heavily graffiti’d) shopfront for Worldwide Fancy Goods Ltd. A ‘fancy goods’ wholesale cash and carry advertising new products, new deals, and private and secure parking at rear.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 16/09/2026
After dithering on it for ages I finally gave my webbed site one of them Last.fm now playing things. Video: social.beeps.gay/@beeps/11727951022…
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beeps @beeps.gay · 16/09/2026
Okay there is definitely a typo in today's @puzzmo.com mini crossword. The supposed answers for 1-down and 7-across don't make sense, but change the intersecting letter to an O and they do.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 15/09/2026
Silly idea I wanted to try coding anyway: What if website navigation was laid out like physical wayfinding?
Screenshot of my website's navigation, but it's laid out like a sign you might find on a road or public transport hub, with links grouped together, arrows pointing in various directions, and various other bits of supplementary information.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 15/09/2026
CW: world politics You ever think that we’ve essentially slid into another Cold War? The world superpowers are all being antagonistic to one another in every way outside of open warfare. Rising authoritarianism and suspicion of anything nebulously considered ‘non-patriotic’.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 14/09/2026
Cis people do not understand how much trans people's rights have regressed in just 5 years. 5 years ago, there were none of these restrictions. 19 states banned legal recognition 21 states have bathroom bans 8 states ban gender marker changes on DLs 25 ban gender affirming care for trans youth
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beeps @beeps.gay · 14/09/2026
Why does my Mastodon cronjob not work properly auughghhhhhh EVERY other job in the crontab works, why don't you?! ↖ just had to manually clear 174 GB of cached media files
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beeps @beeps.gay · 14/09/2026
Ooh new Tom Scott (on Nebula) is about tiddlywinks. Do... not-British people even know what tiddlywinks is?
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beeps @beeps.gay · 14/09/2026
ur gonna have a bat time (or me, I am)
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beeps @beeps.gay · 14/09/2026
I keep taking photos to post on the internet and then forgetting to post them on the internet.
Photograph from a restaurant menu or flyer of a woman holding vine on tomatoes next to her ears and smiling widely. It has the caption “it’s a tomato girl summer” written below it. Overlapping it is a red starburst with the word “tasty” written in all caps. A yellow and black temporary road sign that has been altered to say “deli pies only, no parking”. (It originally said “deliveries only”. Close up photo of some sort of machine, with a small screen (turned off) and a logo reading “iCool”, formatted like iPhone. Multiple old advertising posters from the 1970s or 80s on a tunnel wall, which were overlapping and have been torn up in haphazard ways creating a brightly coloured cacophony of text and illustrations.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 13/09/2026
If you wanna try a fun thing try seeing how well your website works with no stylesheets. `document.querySelectorAll("style, [rel='stylesheet']").forEach(e => e.remove())` in the console if you don't have an option in devtools. (Doesn't remove any inline styles.)
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beeps @beeps.gay · 13/09/2026
It's kinda fucked up that settings don't persist across instances of Bluesky's web UI thingy. Like cool thanks guess I'll turn off autoplaying GIFs again in every browser on every device.
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Bat Conservation International 🦇 @batcon.org · 11/09/2026
Our Bat of the Week is a̶ ̶c̶o̶t̶t̶o̶n̶ ̶b̶a̶l̶l̶ the Honduran white bat. 🦇 This bat is of the two smallest frugivorous bat species in the world, weighing about as much as a US Quarter. 🤏 These tiny cuties are only found in Central America and have a Global Conservation Status of Near Threatened by the IUCN.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 11/09/2026
Yoooo new tune drop!!
Screenshot from Apple Music titled “Top picks for you”, with a new single release: Mary Had a Little Lamb by The Wiggles.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 11/09/2026
Gosh the way that apps adapt their designs and layouts for even partial folding and their location on screen is so neat. www.youtube.com/watch?v=do3UqxfYc3I
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Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 11/09/2026
Using Arc for so many years has really put me on the path of only ever using the most fucked up and weird web browsers. I wonder if I could ever daily drive Safari or Firefox again without it feeling like a downgrade.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 10/09/2026
I don't want no scrub A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly Also known as a busta who can't get no love from me
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beeps @beeps.gay · 09/09/2026
I admit I’m foldable-curious but I’m also very not first-generation Apple product-curious. Been burned on that, before.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.
Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish
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beeps @beeps.gay · 09/09/2026
Has any supervillain tried trapping Spider-Man inside of a giant bath tub?
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