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AAAAA (aro, ace, agender, alterhuman, amphimorpho) it/its, 30s, ΘΔ&∞ Maker of webbed sites. beeps.website / beeps.gay

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beeps @beeps.gay · 14h
good morning have you considered furret today?
A Furret (a Pokémon that looks like a bi-coloured ferret) looking up at the viewer with a very gentle and nice expression. It’s a screenshot from Pokémon Concierge so the Furret is made of felt and therefore even more delightful to look at.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 04/10/2026
Four random photos I took zhat I don’t zhink I ever posted anywhere
A grey squirrel standing at he base of a tree, staring directly towards the camera.A hotel balcony, upon which is a cardboard standee of Mr Bean and a transgender pride flag with the Great and Powerful Trixie’s head on it.Some large metal pipes running above ground, connecting to some sort of concrete structure with the stubs of two more pipes that have since been cut off, facing out towards open water.The wall of a dark, dirty tunnel with smutty white tiles. The wall has a small cut out hole in it, framed with elaborate tiles and the words ‘in’ and ‘out’ on each side. The area behind the hole is unlit, appearing as a pitch black void.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 18/09/2026
Do you think social media has become too much of a popularity contest? Want it to actually be *social* again? Just miss Cohost or hate the concept of numbers? I wrote a user style to abolish stats from Bluesky. Add Stylus to your browser of choice and install gist.github.com/querkmachine...
Before and after screenshots of my Bluesky profile. The first includes a 'follows you' label, follower count, following count, and post count. There's a dividing line reading 'get tae fuck', followed by the same profile without any of the stats. Before and after screenshots of a post from my Bluesky profile. The first includes repost count, like count, save count, number of replies, and the repost and like counts AGAIN. There's a dividing line reading 'bugger off wi' that', followed by the same post with just the reply, repost and like buttons, and no numbers. Before and after screenshots of the Bluesky side menu. The first includes a notifications bubble. There's a dividing line reading 'nah fam' followed by the same screenshot with no notification bubble.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 18/09/2026
Would it be so hard to extend the graphics and content over into the gutter? For me? Plz John Apple.
Another screenshot of my website on an iPhone Duo, this time in landscape mode with the app controls on the left. This is near the footer, where there are a lot more full-width graphics and backgrounds going on, which more readily show how everything is cropped to a restricted viewport area.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 18/09/2026
Hmm, despite being set up with `viewport-fit=cover` and safe-area environment CSS, I guess my website don't get to play with the side section of the Duo's outer display. Shame, that.
Screenshot of my website running on an iPhone Duo. The content is pushed to the left (leaving a gutter on the right for app controls) and the bar that normally runs the full width of the page is visually cut off on one side.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 17/09/2026
Anyone want me to pick up some fancy goods for them?
Photograph of a (closed, heavily graffiti’d) shopfront for Worldwide Fancy Goods Ltd. A ‘fancy goods’ wholesale cash and carry advertising new products, new deals, and private and secure parking at rear.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 15/09/2026
Silly idea I wanted to try coding anyway: What if website navigation was laid out like physical wayfinding?
Screenshot of my website's navigation, but it's laid out like a sign you might find on a road or public transport hub, with links grouped together, arrows pointing in various directions, and various other bits of supplementary information.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 14/09/2026
I keep taking photos to post on the internet and then forgetting to post them on the internet.
Photograph from a restaurant menu or flyer of a woman holding vine on tomatoes next to her ears and smiling widely. It has the caption “it’s a tomato girl summer” written below it. Overlapping it is a red starburst with the word “tasty” written in all caps. A yellow and black temporary road sign that has been altered to say “deli pies only, no parking”. (It originally said “deliveries only”. Close up photo of some sort of machine, with a small screen (turned off) and a logo reading “iCool”, formatted like iPhone. Multiple old advertising posters from the 1970s or 80s on a tunnel wall, which were overlapping and have been torn up in haphazard ways creating a brightly coloured cacophony of text and illustrations.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 11/09/2026
Yoooo new tune drop!!
Screenshot from Apple Music titled “Top picks for you”, with a new single release: Mary Had a Little Lamb by The Wiggles.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 07/09/2026
New fursona drawover template dropped.
YouTube thumbnail of a Chris Spargo video, a close up of him smiling widely from inside the slot of a public rubbish bin.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 07/09/2026
Making fucked up ponies with local Stable Diffusion (around 2022) was really when AI generated images peaked, actually.
AI generated image of Fluttershy but she doesn't appear to have limbs, her head is disconnected from her neck, her eyes are each different to one another, and she has a long strand of pink mane hair extending from her nostril.Another AI generated image of Fluttershy, rearing up on hooves in a sunset landscape, but her mane and tail have blue streaks in them and wings are pink. Also she has a horrifying human face. AI generated image of what was meant to be Rainbow Dash, but it's more like Rainbow Dash's mane and hair with a set of eyes connected and no rest of her head. Another purple pony with a yellow mane is also inexplicably there. AI generated image of Rarity except she has a rainbow coloured tail, a terribly distorted face a fifth hoof sticking out of her chest, and a sixth, extremely long, hoof coming out the back of her neck.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 04/09/2026
Eyy I'm walkin' 'ere! (I'm pretty sure this site is a vibe coded thing so I’m not giving this result any actual weight, especially given I'm not a yank.)
Result of the US dialect test on mydialect.us, indicating that speaking English-style English is evidently most common in the New England area, with a smidgen of Florida and California.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 03/09/2026
Maybe the Electoral Commission outta do something to resolve this reputation.
Mr Orr suggested there would be little chance of consequences because the proposal was only for “technical breaches” of rules and the Electoral Commission was “completely useless”. He also said the regulator was “so dumb and ineffective”.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 01/09/2026
Today in random things I went and spreadsheeted: every time I've watched something on a streaming service this year. Top 3 so far are Dropout (59), Paramount+ (56), and Nebula (51).
Stacked bar chart of streaming service usage sorted by month. Too much data for alt text really (sorry) but to surmise the top three for each month—

January: BBC iPlayer, Paramount+, Disney+.
February: Tie between Paramount+ and Dropout, Disney+ third.
March: Tie between Disney+ and Prime Video for first, tie between Dropout and Netflix for second.
April: Prime Video, tie between Dropout and Nebula for second.
May: Nebula, Dropout, Prime Video.
June: F1TV, Nebula, Dropout.
July: Paramount+, Disney+, tie between Dropout and Nebula for third.
August: Disney+, BBC iPlayer, tie between Dropout and Paramount+ for third.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 25/08/2026
CW: AI, dunking on a Reddit screenshot There are already several studies indicating that significant AI usage leads to a reduction in cognitive function. “Thousands of people are attracted to my AI generated adverts" guy might be one such case.
Comment thread on Reddit. 

Me: “Who says you need to learn a skill at all? I have more respect for posters that are black text on a white background written in Word than I do for AI generated ones. They're easier to actually read most of the time too.”

Redacted user: “Then you go to the businesses that do that. I'll stick with the thousands of people who are attracted to my AI generated adverts.”

Me: “Will do 👍”
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beeps @beeps.gay · 24/08/2026
CW: Kinda weird, UK specific musing Like, you can even feel it in stock photos
Tesco supermarket with wide aisles, brightly coloured shelves and signage, bright lighting, and a nicely tiled floor. Sainsbury’s supermarket with wide aisles, white shelving and signs, bright lighting, and beige flooring. Morrisons supermarket with a wide open space with low-height fruit and vegetable shelves with a wood-style finish, and flooring invoking Mediterranean tiling.  ASDA store with a wide aisle and grey-ish floor, the shelving is all farily dark colours, signage is white on black, the ceiling is left open, leaving lots of exposed vents and pipework, it generally just feels quite dark.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 23/08/2026
Star Trek characters when they've been asked to describe my fursona. (This joke is going to be incomprehensible to most anyone SORRY.)
Photo of Scotty from Star Trek's original series, looking down whilst holding a bottle of something. Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation, looking forwards whilst in the middle of saying something to someone. Dr Joseph M'benga from Star Trek: Strange New Worlds, stading at a bar in casual dress, in the middle of saying something to someone.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 17/08/2026
Small infographic titled 'How to find beeps at Eurofurence', featuring Ash the amphimorpho in artwork and fursuit form. The body of the image reads 'I'm not at Eurofurence, I am poor.' with a sad face. A smaller note adds 'But I'm poor because I'm in the process of buying a house, so that's nice. Houses are fuckin' expensive.'
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beeps @beeps.gay · 15/08/2026
You wanna see something incredibly American?
Photo of a “red, white and blue razz” Monster Ultra can with a US flag on it and speckled with silhouettes of things like the Washington Monument, Lincoln memorial, Liberty Bell, Mount Rushmore, and Uncle Sam.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 09/08/2026
Photograph looking down Canal Street in Manchester. In the foreground, slightly out of focus, is a signpost with a sticker of Ash on it surrounded by hearts. Also Harshy is there.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 07/08/2026
27. My favourite hero ship from the Star Trek franchise is the USS Voyager. My favourite class of ship is probably the Oberth class, cuz they're kinda goofy in a way that appeals to me.
Front view of an Oberth class starship from the Star Trek franchise. The saucer section at the top has the two warp nacelles stuck to each side of the saucer, then two narrow struts descending down to a lumpy secondary hull that is below everything else. It's a grossly impractical looking ship.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 06/08/2026
18. Every fursona we've had—with the partial exception of Olive—has had a monochrome colour scheme (either grey, or black and white) with an accent colour of orange-yellow, pink–purple, or green.
Collage of nine characters. Going left to right, top to bottom: 
Tori, a grey folf with long black hair and an orange shirt. 
Alex, an overweight grey bat with black hair and orange-yellow goggles.
Grey, a grey pony with orange eyes and goggles. 
Kim, a grey pony with magenta eyes. 
Meredith, a black-feathered raven wearing an oversized pink hoodie.
Olive, a reddish-brown squirrel plushsuit with purple eyes and a purple collar.
Emy, a robotic bat built of white panels on a black underlay, with green accents and display screen features.
Ash, a black and white coloured amphimorpho with greenish flesh, eyes and eye colour.
Yinglet!Ash, who has the same colours as amphimorpho Ash but on a yinglet body.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 04/08/2026
I’m not sure why anyone would cheat at screenshots but here’s my lock screen.
iPhone lock screen with a small time and date at the top, and calendar, weather and workout rings at the bottom. The wallpaper is of Ash the amphimorpho hugging with Olive the plushie squirrel suit.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 31/07/2026
These tablets are the same medication in the same dosage. Why even make the bigger one?? Its so much harder to swallow aaaaa
Close up photo of two pills (the chalky tablet kind). Both are pink and have a splitting point in the centre. One of them is, however, about six times larger than the other.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 30/07/2026
On Google shutting down AlphaFold.
Edited panel from a Spider-man comic. Spider-man looks up at Sauron, normally a half-human, half-pterosaur villain, who has now had the Google logo badly pasted over his face.

Spider-man says: "You have tons of machine learning resources, and you're using them to train Gemini? But with tech like that, you could cure cancer!"

Google responds: "But I don't want to cure cancer, I want to build shitty chatbots."
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beeps @beeps.gay · 29/07/2026
Got curious and looked up similar stats for us. I would not have pegged most of these as being in our most listened tracks of the last decade. I guess a little over a long time adds up.
Top 15 most listened tracks of the last decade: 
1. Shield – Girls Rituals
2. Black Lily – Ken Ashcorp
3. Do It All the Time - IDKHOW
4. Magic – Mystery Skulls
5. On the Rocks – Ken Ashcorp
6. Helpless – The Regrettes
7. Ben Franklin's Song – The Decemberists
8. Untouched – The Veronicas
9. Black Steel – Tricky
10. Needing/Getting – OK Go
11. Lone Digger – Caravan Palace
12. Don't Fuck With My Money – Mystery Skulls
13. Rise Up – Infected Mushroom
14. Ghost – Mystery Skulls
15. Separate Ways (Worlds Apart) – JourneyTop 15 most listened tracks of the last decade continued (16 to 30):
16. Die Young – Kesha
17. Sad Machine – Porter Robinson
18. White Flag – Pomplamoose
19. Golden Slumbers – Elbow
20. One Day Like This – Elbow
21. Obsession - OK Go
22. Basket Case – Bastille 
23. Come On Eileen – Save Ferris
24. Run Boy Run – Woodkid
25. Comfort Eagle – Cake
26. Flamingo – Kero Kero Bonito
27. Did I Say That Out Loud? – Barenaked Ladies
28. Mr Blue Sky – Electric Light Orchestra
29. Blue – Ken Ashcorp
30. Africa – Postmodern Jukebox
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beeps @beeps.gay · 16/07/2026
zhey’re put me in za oubliette:<
Wide angle photo from the bottom of a tall, circular ventilation shaft, looking upwards.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 15/07/2026
Which pride flag is this?
Photograph of a sticker on a pole which looks like the German national flag but it’s been turned into seven stripes forming a gradient from black, through red, to yellow.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 15/07/2026
come to weird shiny long egg in the next -45 minutes if u want an ass kicking
Wide angle photo taken at the base of ‘the Gherkin’ skyscraper in London.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 14/07/2026
In London with nothing to do so I’m wasting my first fried dough stick in like a decade whilst William Shakespeare stares at me.
Photo of the statue of Shakespeare in Leicester Square with a blurry brown pastry being held in front of it.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 12/07/2026
Oh hey, same.
a water bottle laid on its side, it’s covered in various stickers, one of which is a blushing, flattened anthropomorphic rabbit
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beeps @beeps.gay · 07/07/2026
So I got a new laptop. The old one has been gifted to someone who will keep up the stickerbombing traditions set forth so far. But for now, welcome Kassen.
Photograph of the open lid of a black MacBook Pro with a few stickers on it, most of which are quite shinny and metallic.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 30/06/2026
pretty fuckin' optimistic putting za 'compliment' button first
Screenshot from a Microsoft thing (it doesn't matter what, they're all shit) titled "Submit feedback to Microsoft" with three buttons, "Give a compliment", "Report a problem", and "Make a suggestion".
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beeps @beeps.gay · 29/06/2026
I started making filters for za Every Element list but it's turning out more complicated zhan I zhought, so I might shelve zhat for za time being. But still you gotta see my checkboxes.
List of checkboxes with various technical labels. The unchecked checkboxes are normal squares, but the checked ones have been 'bapped' by randomly rotated paw icons.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 28/06/2026
YouTube why do you recommend zhis to me constantly??
YouTube screenshot of video titled “Ave Maria Techno Remix” featuring the Virgin Mary superimposed in the sky above a crucifix.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 27/06/2026
CW: yuri
Photograph of cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin smiling whilst wearing a spacesuit.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 24/06/2026
what’s za deal wizh newspaper comics zhese days anyway?? #TerribleComicDay #TerribleComicDay2026
Four panel comic poorly drawn in the style of a syndicated newspaper cartoon, titled “Zhis Life” (edition number 67). 

The first panel shows a yinglet standing facing right with arms outstretched, seemingly being blown backwards by some force.

The second and third panels are blank.

The fourth panel shows a desk fan sitting on a table pointing to the left.

Below it, a Family Circus style quotation reads “Zhe best part of being small is zhat every desk fan is a full body experience.” 

The comic has some of the random markers of a syndicated cartoon, including having copyright information inserted into one panel, an artist signature and a hand drawn date.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 22/06/2026
I feel like this image might be useful for the non-furries this week. heat exhaustion = get to a cool place, drink water heat stroke = get medical attention
Infographic showing the differences between heat exhaustion and heat stroke.

Heat exhaustion: Feeling faint or dizzy. Excessive sweating. Cool, pale and clammy skin. Feeling nauseous or vomiting. Rapid, weak pulse. Muscle crams.

Heat stroke: Loss of consciousness. Throbbing headache. No sweating. High body temperature (over 40 celsius). Red, hot, and dry skin. Feeling nauseous or vomiting. Rapid, strong pulse.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 19/06/2026
Nice thing about Nova code editor: Pride brackets!
Screenshot of a dropdown menu from a settings screen, which includes a number of colour palettes to use for brackets. This includes themed ones (Synthwave, Vaporwave, Cyberpunk and Beach Day), pride flag-themed ones including some more niche ones (Transgender, Bisexual, Lesbian, Gay, Pansexual, Asexual, Agender, Aromantic, Non-Binary, Genderfluid, Genderqueer, Intersex and Demisexual), and some colourblindness friendly options.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 19/06/2026
Happy Pride Month y’all. #FursuitFriday 📸 @flipflopdogdeer.bsky.social
Ash the amphimorpho fursuit in the middle of a pride march, looking at the camera at a 45 degree angle with an agender pride flag wrapped around most of the torso.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 18/06/2026
Zhis is what Brits zhink American food is like.
Advertisement for an ‘Americana pizza’ in commemoration for the World Cup, featuring a Neopolitan-style thin crust pizza topped with cheese, sliced hot dogs, and a load of French fries.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 12/06/2026
Seymour Skinner from the Simpsons looking off into the distance, with the caption "No, it's the Bluesky who are wrong."
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beeps @beeps.gay · 11/06/2026
It's not one I've actually used before but I guess this is one of my pride flags, huh.
The aro-ace pride flag. Five horizontal stripes in orange, yellow, white, sky blue, and dark blue.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 08/06/2026
Living dangerously.
Screenshot of an iPhone software update screen about 40% of the way through downloading the iOS 27 developer beta.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 05/06/2026
Laptop stickerbomb status.
The lid of a MacBook Pro, not that you could tell what kind of laptop it is, because it’s been covered in dozens of stickers of all kinds (though mostly furry kinds). There’s too many to really put into alt text. Sorry.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 25/05/2026
Heavily cropped screenshot focusing on a bright blue button labelled “no one stops beeps”
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beeps @beeps.gay · 19/05/2026
Out of context Hank Green
Screenshot of Hank Green looking to the side with a rather neutral expression, with subtitle text reading "Hi kitty, oh you're so, ah!" superimposed over his head.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 19/05/2026
The trinity of man.
Gorby2 chose Spewpa: "Just look at this beautiful baby. His body is the ideal shape. He has the eyes of a sad dog and a head I want to kiss the top of. His color palette is iconic his fur is beautiful. Worms and bugs cannot surpass the peak of this. Look at how his fur spikes like a hedgehog. He is the perfect being."Tim chose Fearow: "Birds are cool in general, and it's really strong through the mid-game, hitting fast and hard! Very dependable and reliable with a sick sprite to go along with it"Lauren chose Bewear: "big guy"
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beeps @beeps.gay · 15/05/2026
Enhance... Oh! @sqrki.art is also here. :3
Screenshot from the video linked in the post this one is a reply to, showing a wide shot of David Lloyd-George standing in front of Ianto's Shrine.The same screenshot, but now cropped to only the leftmost third or so.The screenshot but cropped further to focus on a metal plate, upon which are several stickers and flyers. Amongst them, two have been circled and had the original sticker displayed next to them. One of Ash the amphimorpho's head surrounded by hearts, and the other of Cinnamon the calico cat pointing and looking surprised.
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beeps @beeps.gay · 03/05/2026
Saw that crouton2.net became a thing and immediately had to resist the urge to make crouton67.net
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